As the theme music finishes playing, cameras pan around the crowd to show a packed house for the much-anticipated episode 2, the #SecondShot, before finally stopping at the broadcast table.
“The Analyst” Dennis Varlet: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the second installment of DARC Pro Sports: Tuesday Night Energy, I’m the voice of the show Dennis Varlet, and I’m joined by my broadcast colleague —
“The Opinion” Michael Chadwick: Michael Chadwick. “The Opinion” of the DARCside!
Varlet: Thanks for joining us for the conclusion of the Coastal Championship Competition this evening, we hope you’ll continue to enjoy this product in the future!
Chadwick: We’ve got a stacked card, including the debuting Bad Ass, James Kelloggs, taking on Muhammad Murder, and of course tonight is the night when we find out who our inaugural Heavyweight Champion will be! It feels like it’s been an eternity!
Varlet: But up first, we have a chaotic fourway match to open the show – NEW DARC Horse Champion THE Parker Van Peters will be in action – and the DARC Horse Championship will be on the line!!
Chadwick: Let’s go backstage, where I’m told Cory Chevelle is just now arriving.
Scene opens with a shot of the massive Silverback, Cory Chevelle, the DARC Pro Sports Heavyweight Championship contender. He is walking into the area through an access tunnel. His duffle bag is over his shoulder and he is listening to something on his headphones. Chevelle stops, however, as two other, rather large men come into scene.
Chevelle: You boys have something to say?
KORO: KORO say one thing today. KORO letting you know that you wont be making wrestling match tonight.
Chevelle: You think so?
Fat White Guy: Yea….we do.
Fat White Guy takes a MASSIVE swing at Corey, who ducks under it quickly and then tackles KORO before unleashing a flurry of hammer fists onto the side of the Russian’s large bulbous head. Chevelle is pulled off of KORO by Fat White Guy, and locked into some sort of full nelson hold. KORO starts to work the body and ribs of Chevelle, unleashing blow after devastating blow to the midsection of the Silverback.
KORO: Boss Deli make champion tonight. You make sad noises as KORO break ribs.
Chevelle looks very winded as the massive punches form KORO have done some impressive damage. KORO walks over to a stack of folding chairs left over from the audience set up. He grabs one and walks back over to Corey.
Chevelle: You better kill me son….
KORO: Not kill…only maim and out out of action for evening. If dead, that just bonus.
Fat White Guy: Maybe Boss Man Deli will put some special in our paycheck for this.
KORO: You get paid?
KORO shrugs it off and brings his chair back to take a final swing into their cage of Corey, but before he can swing, from out of no where comes a flash go gold across the face of KORO as THE Parker Van Peters smacks him in the face with his DARC Horse title. In the mean time, seeing an opening, Chevelle uses his impressive lower body strength and pushes the Fat White guy into the wall, hard, and escapes from his grasp. Corey begins to wail on FWG, as Koro is on the ground trying to fight off the vicious kicks from PVP. KORO and FWG finally manage to run off, as PVP and Chevelle slowly back into each other. They turn around quickly, each ready to attack the other. However, the rage turns to a smile, and PVP reaches out his fist. Corey returns in kind with a fist bump.
Cory: Thanks for the help, champ.
PVP: I know you would have taken them out yourself….but I really, REALLY want to get my hands on those mooks.
Cory: Im always down for beating up on retards. How about after you retain your title and I win mine, we go out and celebrate? Get crazy and show everyone how DARC Champions do things.
PVP: Sounds good….see you after you win bro.
The two fist bump again and walk off.
Opening Fatal Fourway Match
THE Parker Van Peters (c.) vs Cecily Bell vs KORO vs Veronica Taylor
Cruz Bleckley: The following opening contest is a fatal fourway match, scheduled for one fall! And it is for, the DARC Horse Championship!!
The Pretty Reckless’ “Going to Hell” blares as she walks out as it is dark.
Cruz Bleckley: Introducing the first challenger, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, standing 5′ 8”! Cecily! Beeeelllllll!!!
She doesn’t interact with the fans as she walks down. She slides into the ring and sits in the corner and waits for the match to start.
Cruz Bleckley: And the second challenger…
The entire building shudders briefly as the Kezar Pavilion’s air conditioning rumbles into its highest setting. As the arena grows colder, the driving guitar riffs of the Soviet national anthem thunder through the sound system. Red spotlights fall on the tunnel entrance. There stands KORO, hands on hips, head held high.
Cruz Bleckley: Introducing, from Ust- Ordynski Collective in the USSR, he stands an astonishing 6′ 9″, and weighs in at an unbelievable 400 pounds…This is “The Bad Boy”, The “Russian Concussion”…KOOOOORRRRROOOOO!!
He stomps slowly down the ramp, eyes locked straight ahead on the ring. When he reaches the ropes, Koro drops his heavy wool coat from his shoulders and hangs his fur-lined Ushanka hat from the turnbuckle. After ducking under the ropes, he turns full circle in the center of the ring, smiling.
Cruz Bleckley: And the final challenger;
Superficial by Heidi Montang hits over the pa system as the lights begin to flash all over the arena, as the fans give a loud ovation of booing. As, a makeshift runway appears, and soon a red carpet is
rolled on top of it. As, out from the back steps Veronica Taylor with outstretched arms as the fans boo her, before grabbing her mirror and blowing herself a kiss. After, a few moments she begins to do a model like strut on the red carpet runway as a few photographers appear to take her photos, as she poses arrogantly. She, then takes a look around her grabbing her perfume from Veronica’s Secret and sprays it around to get rid of the “stench” in the arena.
Cruz Bleckley: Introducing, from Los Angeles, California, she stands 5′ 9″ tall. “Mean Girl”! Veeerrroooonnniiicccaaa! Taaayyyllloooorrrrrrr!!!
Veronica then stands at the end of the entrance ramp, doing some more poses. Before, raising her arms in the air as the fans fill the air with more boos. Before, she mouths to the camera “So damn first class baby”, before blowing a kiss to the camera. As, she then moves to the ring apron, yelling at the referee to lower the ropes for her, which he does as Veronica enters under the bottom rope. As, she then stands in the center of the ring raising her arms in the air, before lowering them slowly. Then, she grabs out her perfume and sprays it all around killing the stench in the ring. As, Veronica then takes off her diamond necklace and hangs it on the corner, as she grabs her compact mirror and makes sure her makeup is done flawlessly. As she fluffs her hair, and blows herself a kiss.
Cruz Bleckley: And last, but certainly not least…
PVP enters from the back. He is wearing a white fur coat. He has his head lowered, but you can see him snicker to himself as the crowd boos. He slowly raises his head and smirks as the crowd boos.
Cruz Bleckley: Ladies and Gentlemen, entering the ring now…standing 6′ 1”, and weighing in at 222 and three-quarters of a pound, he is the NEW DARC Horse Champion! THE Main Man, this is; THE! PARKER! VAAAANNNN! PEEEETTTEEERRRRERSSSSSS!
PVP walks down the ramp, showing off his title and laughing as the boos from the crowd seemingly empower him. He climbs up the ring steps and wipes his feet on the ring apron. PVP then climbs into the ring, and opens with arms wide. PVP then heads over to a turnbuckle and starts to climb it.
PVP Climbs onto a turnbuckle and raises his arms and shows his head back as the music fills the air and the crowd erupts in a chorus of boos. He begins to scream insults back at the crowd. He then walks over to the opposite corner and does the same motion. The music plays and he continues to yell back at the crowd, pointing out their inadequacies and such.
PVP walks over to the ref and spreads his arms out. He snaps at the ref and has hims remove his white fur coat, then yells at him to make sure not to get it dirty.
Chadwick: Interesting how Veronica and Parker made their own entrances. You’d have thought the desire to be DARC’s premiere power couple would have seen them coming out in unity.
Varlet: Well, it’s a fourway isn’t it? For a singles title? I’m sure Parker is just being a good, competitive sport. Gentlemanly competition, as it were.
All four glance at each other. Well three, as KORO is busy flexing and showing off his Russian-made muscle. Vero winks at PVP, who returns the gesture, the two of them turning to KORO, whom remains oblivious to the two as he continues admiring his muscles with the crowd. PVP approaches from the front, with his hands up, asking the big Russian “why”, while Vero comes up from behind, raking the back of the big man! KORO looks startled, and begins to turn around, when PVP begins unloading a barrage of punches to the well toned chest of him!
Varlet: So much for gentlemanly competition!
Chadwick: That was fast. But, did you really expect anything else?
KORO starts to turn back to PVP, but Vero starts slapping his back, the combined pressure on both fronts causing the monster of a man to slowly drop to one knee! PVP lets out a sigh of relief, almost satisfied with getting the early jump on his [now ex] comrade, he briefly raises his left arm in the air in victory, closing his eyes, almost tasting the brief retribution – not retribution for a series of chairshots mind you, but at least a measure of retribution as such. When PVP’s eyes open, he’s greeted by an angry Russian, now towering above him! He calls out for Vero, the camera pans across the ring, to reveal…Cecily standing over a prone Vero, pummeling her with assorted strikes!
Varlet: It was good while it lasted. Now Parker will have to contend with the monster solo.
PVP slowly backs up from KORO, but KORO utilizes his reach to keep PVP within range. PVP grabs KORO by the arm and attempts to whip KORO, but KORO snorts and whips PVP instead!
Chadwick: What was Parker thinking?! That whip was never going to work…
KORO sends PVP running, smack into Cecily…who grabs PVP and whips him to the ropes, but this one PVP manages to reverse and send Cecily into them instead – but Cecily flips between the top and middle ropes, exploding out of them with a stunning lariat on PVP! PVP is dazed as he staggers around as KORO nods approvingly at Cecily’s handiwork. “That look fun. Now KORO try!!”
Varlet: Wait, he’s not going to…
KORO lunges back into the ropes, flipping between the top and middle, exploding out of them with a ring-shattering “KOROLINE” (Stan Hansen Lariat) of his own!! PVP flips a 360 in the air before flopping down cold on the mat! KORO gets a cautious, but amazed, stare from Cecily before getting taken down by a just now rising Vero! She looks on, mortified at PVP’s prone carcass on the mat, and lunges back into the ropes, flipping between the top and middle ropes, and exploding out of them with a lariat of her own onto KORO – who promptly catches her, and plants her to the mat with a huge standing big boot of his own! Vero falls back, arms and legs sprawled out as she hits the mat flat on her back!!
Chadwick: This is like Oprah. You get a lariat. And you get a lariat. And you get a lariat!
Varlet: We’ll just call this the clothesline match!
KORO laughs as the “pretty mean girl falls on her back”, covering her by sitting on top of her. Logan slides into position to count the fall;
PVP makes the diving save at the last minute!
Varlet: Wait, he’s still alive?!
PVP breaths a quick sigh of relief, wiping his brow as he saved his Championship from KORO. He stands up tall, turns around – and eats a missile dropkick from Cecily!
Varlet: Where’d she come from!?
Chadwick: I’d imagine from the top rope…
Cecily lands the move, taking PVP off his feet! She reaches over and covers him with an arm across his chest while Logan counts;
2 – PVP kicks out!
Cecily gets up, pulling PVP up with her. She digs her foot deep into his abdomen, doubling him over with a deep toe kick. PVP lets out a gasp as the kick winds him before she flips her hair back, taking PVP into a front facelock to drop him with a running bulldog – until she gets stopped by the immovable wall known only by four letters; KORO. She starts to back off, but the big mountain of a monster grabs her and PVP around the throat, ready to chokeslam them – and does just that!
Varlet: KORO’s strength is incredible! He just slammed two people by the throat!
Chadwick: Now we see why Delikado enlisted him into The Collective.
KORO keeps a hand on both their chests, as Logan drops down to make the double count;
Chadwick: Wow, I thought she was out after that boot!
Varlet: No kidding, but was she saving her man’s Title…or trying to put herself in position to steal it?!
KORO sits up, enraged at Vero’s interference! Vero, just now realizing the error in her ways of disturbing the Russian monster, slowly begins to back away, With one fluid motion, KORO kips up and turns around, stalking Vero.
Varlet: What the hell was that?! Did-did he?!
Chadwick: How does a man that large, move that swiftly?!
Vero finds herself backed into the corner, unable to move further as KORO closes in, mouthing the words “treacherous mean girl pay now!” KORO stares down at her, taking her over with a massive STIFF kick to the guy, sticking her head between her legs and picking her up in a powerbomb – until Cecily staggers the big man with a standing dropkick to the back! The commotion causes Vero to slip the back and out of the ring while the big man regains his composure.
Chadwick: I have no idea why she would have interrupted the powerbomb Veronica was about to take, but…
Varlet: She really IS crazy!
KORO turns around as Cecily brings her heel up to KORO’s torso – but it bounces off the brickwall abs of the Russian, allowing KORO to grab Cecily’s leg and hold her there, laughing, almost mocking her. “Puny small American woman. KORO crush you now!” He pulls her in close, lining her up with his big, meaty forearm for a brutal “KOROLINE”. Vero slowly slides back into the ring under the bottom rope. He shifts his position to strike, but the shift gives Cecily enough time to get out of his grip, causing him to hit air! Cecily spins around – AND GETS SPRAYED IN THE FACE WITH “VERONICA’S SECRET” (Vero’s signature perfume), blinding her! KORO spins around again, this time even madder that these two small women have evaded his attacks, charges forward with a full head of steam, knocking BOTH girls out with a double “KOROLINE”!! Cecily takes the impact hard, but rolls to the outside of the ring, while Vero stumbles back, into the turnbuckles, blacked out, before faceplanting on the mat!
Varlet: Woah, someone better check on her because that didn’t look right…
KORO looks down at Vero’s unconscious body, pulling her away from the ropes. He places one foot over her chest and flexes his well-toned Russian frame, Logan dropping down to count the fall;
Out of nowhere, KORO is blind-sided by a flying knee to the face! The impact sends him spilling to the floor while the cameras slowly reveal the source of the knee…
Chadwick: He sure took his sweet time recovering from that chokeslam.
PVP can be heard shouting angrily at KORO “keep your hands off my girlfriend”, before dropping down to check on her. When he realizes she’s unresponsive, he wraps his arms around her, hugging her…
Varlet: That snake…
The bell sounds, but PVP doesn’t notice, instead he continues to hold Vero tightly. Queen’s “Princes of the Universe” begins serenading the Kezar Pavilion, as Cruz Bleckley makes the announcement…
Chadwick: I thought he was turning over a new leaf. But did he just take advantage of his unconscious girlfriend to retain?!
Cruz Bleckley: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner as a result of a pinfall, and STTTIIIILLLLLL the DARC HORSE CHAMMMMPPPPIIIOONNNN!!!! THE! PAARRRKKEEERRRR!! VAAANNN!! PEEEEETEEEERRRRSSSSS!!!
Logan hands PVP his title, and only then does it set in what just transpired. He tries to keep his composure, but can’t help but smirk even a little bit at his first successful title defense.
Varlet: I don’t know, you gotta believe he was genuinely concerned for Veronica’s safety…
Chadwick: But that looked suspect. I don’t know…
PVP stands up, title proudly displayed over his left shoulder, albeit to a mixed reaction from the crowd…which quickly turns to boos as KORO slides back into the ring from behind, creeping up on PVP…
Varlet: Oh come on, not like this…
KORO grabs PVP by the hair, dragging him back and throwing him into the ropes. Before PVP can rebound off them however, KORO blocks his path with a boot to the face to stun him, taking advantage of that by tying his arms up in the ropes! PVP flails a bit helplessly, while KORO laughs. “Now I finish job boss Delikado tell me to do!” were the last words KORO uttered, before laying in heavy body shots to PVP’s unprotected chest, each one causing him to yelp louder and louder, until…
Chadwick: Hey, that guy just jumped the barricade! Somebody, stop him!
The hooded man, dressed in sneakers and jeans, quickly enters the ring and pulls KORO off of PVP by wrapping his hands around his neck to apply a choke – but KORO breaks the choke, turns around, and – eats a back body drop for his troubles, sending him scrambling out of the ring! The hooded man then turns his attention to PVP and untangles the ropes, to which PVP mouths a “thanks” followed by a “who are you”. The man eventually removes his hood to reveal…
…The crowd POPS as the hood drops…
Varlet: That man is the final Pacific-Northwest Champion, a proud man representing the people of Portland, Oregon as their Champion — ISAAC SOLO!!
PVP looks at Isaac, a bit in shock as he remembers their last interactions in the The Alliance. Nevertheless the two share a handshake in the ring as the cameras cut to ringside.
Varlet: Well, well. This is quite the signing. Props to Victor for pulling this off, and keeping it tight lipped so the spoiler didn’t break early.
Chadwick: That is pretty impressive, especially for a guy of Victor’s background. Nevertheless, welcome Isaac Solo to the DARCside, and we look forward to what you bring to the table!