Monday’s EW TorchCenter: DWF, GWO, FWO, Miss USA Speaks, E-Wrestler of the Week

DWF Aggression, GWO Theater of Destruction, FWO Meltdown- Day 1, Miss USA Speaks, Genesis Pro’s ‘The Natural’ Sean Tyler is the E-Wrestler of the Week

Tessa: “So…why PCW?”

Miss USA: “Because, for some reason they really wanted me to be there.  During my last days at DWF, I heard a rumor that PCW’s head booker Enrico Palazzo had contacted them to pitch an exit angle…”

EW TorchCenter for Monday June 29th
Hosts: Johnny Suave and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

Suave: “Greetings and salutations…Johnny Suave with you tonight on a Monday edition of EW TorchCenter.  To my right, the lovely Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin.

Tessa: “Hey everyone.  We’ve got my exclusive interview with new PCW wrestler Miss USA…that just seems weird to say…”

Suave: “True.”

Tessa: “We’ll have that interview a bit later and we’ll find out who this week’s E-Wrestler of the week is.  But first…

DREAM WRESTLING FEDERATION SLAUGHTER 9

Tessa: “Down at the Bi-Lo Center in Greenville, South Carolina, DWF Slaughter hit the airwaves last night. 

Mike Polowy dreams of wearing two belts- the DWF Women’s and Tag Team belts.  But Level One informs him that they won’t be wrestling Team Danger tonight.

Lupin Cy vs. Havoc
After Havoc injured Cy’s foot with an ankle lock, he goes for the kill…

(Courtesy of Dream Wrestling Federation)
….”Havoc charges the possibly injured Lupin Cy.”

Lupin sidesteps, rolls behind Havoc placing his arms up under Havoc’s and putting him into a Full Nelson type lock. As quickly as he locks it it, he lifts and drops Havoc sideways……

And that was that for Havoc.  Lupin Cy with the win and then he unloads on DWF bringing in outside talent for the tour.

……”The entire point of this tour has been made painfully obvious. Those of us of the DWF persuasion are not on the Path to Glory to defend ourselves individually. A very selective group of vagrants and blow-hards are beginning to make us all believe that this is all about the DWF defending itself.”

The crowd finally begins to cheer in approval of the Lupin-led message.

“I know this may be a raging cliché to most of you but it’s the best I could think of when I say . . .”

The crowd freezes in silence of the brief pause.

“I’M GOING TO HELL . . . WHO’S COMING WITH ME!?!”……

T-Money vs. Pierce vs. Antonio Lopez
T-Money wins the three way dance with his Stardom finisher to get the win.

Owen Manton vs. Myles Jake
Manton made an unwanted visit to Jake’s wife who’s in the hospital earlier in the night.

…..Owen Manton: “I feel for you. Seriously. It must be devestating, to be sick of watching your old f**ckin’ husband drop the ball in every area of his life. To think, he continues to recite a title reign in a dead company, that is notable only because it was the shortest title reign in the dead companies history.”…….

Suffice to say, Jake was quite upset. 

……Owen Manton angrily lifts Jake to his feet. He places him in a suplex lock and lifts vertically.

“Vertical suplex, NO! MYLES JAKE COMES DOWN BEHIND OWEN MANTON!”

He grabs his head, and twist, falling at the same time.

“Inverted neck breaker!”

The fans go crazy……

But on this night, neither Jake nor Manton would gain the upper hand.  A double clothesline sent both men out and the match went to a double countout.

Jak Nemesis vs. Level-One
Late in the match, Mike Polowy comes out and whispers to Nemesis.  Then Polowy, Nemesis, and Level-One leave the ring together leaving everyone wonder what they’re up to.

Mike Polowy vs. Eric Payne
….”Mike Polowy lifts both legs of Eric Payne up. Wait, what…”

He pulls back enough that Eric Payne is lifted off of the mat. Polowy struggles a bit but is able to step foreword twice, placing his legs over Payne’s arms. he jumps and falls foreword.

“THE MIKE EFFECT ON ERIC PAYNE!”….

Polowy continues his reign of terror over DWF by dispatching of Eric Payne.  Then, he gets on the mic and delivers another one of his classic stemwinding promos:

‘’I shouldn’t booed. I should be cheered. I am saving the women’s championship; I am changing the face of the women’s division as we know it. No longer will it be associated with big pretty lips and make up, or long hair and fake eyelashes—and heck if you even look at these women’s faces anyways…’’ Mike Polowy snarls, as Level-One shakes his head back and forth in the background trying to contain his enjoyment. ‘’If women really had any intentions on becoming world champions, they wouldn’t go on diets. They wouldn’t care about their zero, and negative figures. They would focus on making the weight and paying their dues like everyone else. But face it—this division was nothing more than a beauty contest. A swimsuit show off; a fashion run way, this division was as about as pathetic as feminists’’…

And then, Polowy took it up another notch…

…‘’Before we get this contest on the way, I thought I’d fill these ladies into something tonight…’’ he says turning to the women who wave at him and smile. ‘’Ladies, you aren’t competeting in a bikini contest like I had originally had told you. No, you women will compete a WRESTLING match with Mike Polowy’’ The women look at each-other in confusion, while Level-One immediately calls for the bell. ‘’…and the match starts, NOW!’’

Mike Polowy doesn’t hesitate as he rushes towards the first he girl he sees. A blond, big tits, nice ass and could give awesome head—nothing more to her really. He quickly trips her up, grabs her legs, turns her over and locks her into Mplowsion sharpshooter maneuver! The seven other ladies quickly scatter from the ring, while Level-One has reached over grabbing a brunette by her hair, the other six manage to escape up the ramp, nearly breaking their ankles by running with their heels. Level-One watches as Mike Polowy submits with women with ease and the ring bell is signaled, but Mike Polowy refuses to let go.

‘’Are you kidding me!’’ Level-One roars into the microphone as he holds a cute Asian girl by the hair—the fans have gone ape-shit, but their boos do very little to stop the pair. ‘’This is what you strong powerful women are made out of, plastic and cyclone?’’ He says before clothes lining the brunette, before locking up her legs and locking in the House of Pain; her legs nearly touch the back of her head as he tries to break her apart, Mike still holds in his sharpshooter maneuver not too far away from him.

‘’I guess we’ll have some better luck next time’’ Mike Polowy shouts as he wrenches back and the hold; the blonde escort has already passed out….

Tessa shakes her head in dismay. 

Tessa: “Nice, Mike.  Really nice.   Just remember, payback is a bitch…”

Rich Mahogany with  Madga Van Doom vs. Team Danger (Stephen Greer and Tyrone Walker with Kelly Evans)
Mahogany rolls out of the ring to the outside. Van Doom goes to check on him as Kelly Evans plays the crowd for Team Danger.

“Rich Mahogany may want to chalk this one up as a loss and go home. I’m unsure how much more the love machine can take.”

The camera pans over to see Mike Polowy and Level-One coming from the back.

“What’s this?”

They slide into the ring and attack the champions.

“The referee calls for the bell as The Mike Effect and level-One come to Rich Mahogany’s aid.”

Polowy exchanges punches with Tyrone Walker as level-One boots Stephen greer.

“Heavy chop to the chest of the World Champion by Level-One. Polowy pushes Walker back, leaps, dropkick!”

Level-One grabs Greer.

“Belly to belly suplex, allowing Level-One to display his strength.”

On the outside, Rich mahogany is up. He grabs the chair from under the time keeper.

“Mahogany ready to deliver some pay back as he rolls into the ring with that chair.”

Polowy and Level-One stomp the champions and cheer Mahogany on. They lift the World Champion, Stephen Greer, to his knees and hold him for Mahogany.

“A devilish grin comes across Mahogany’s face.”

He lifts the chair, places it on Greer’s forehead and pulls all the way back.

“And he swings!”

Instead of hitting Greer, he redirects the shot last minute, cracking the skull of mike Polowy.

“MY GOD! WHAT A SHOT!”

Mahogany spins, swinging and connecting with Level-One. A sicking thud is heard.

“I don’t understand.”

Mahogany drops the chair and smiles at the bodies laying in the ring. Both Kelly Evans and Magda Van Doom enter the ring.

“Team Danger to their feet.”

All three men, and both women raise each others arms in victory.

Tessa: “The dreaded swerve catches Polowy and Level-One totally be surprise and this week, the DWF regulars stand tall.  Johnny?”

Suave: “Tess.  We were hoping to have the highlights from Genocidal Wrestling Organization’s Theater of Destruction from last night- but we don’t.  Hopefully, we’ll have it tomorrow.  In the meantime, here’s the card:

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GWO Theater of Destruction
Sunday, June 28th live from the U.S. Cellular Arena in Milwaukee, Wisconsin!

*UNDERCARD*
Hyan Borg vs. The Eagle-Loser Leaves Town Match

Dylan Wolfe vs. Padraig Lawler- Hardcore match

Tommy Glass vs. Three Unknown Wrestlers- Handicap Match

****MAIN EVENT****
Shawn FX vs. Ryan Maxem vs. Alex Cameron vs. Kenny Kapowski
Extreme Elimination Experience (3E) with the winner becoming the No. 1 Contender for Tommy Glass’ GWO Global Championship

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FANS WRESTLING ORGANIZATION MELTDOWN-DAY ONE

Suave: “All right, now to the FWO.  Yesterday was day one of FWO Meltdown and here were the results:

Match #1 “The Devil’s Advocate” Dave Morey defeats Ruben Ross in a handicap match
Match #2 Lowell Dot Com turns heel, uses a steel folding chair, and wins a match, upsetting Impulse
Match #3 Fairview Reed…WON A MATCH!   HE WON A MATCH!  Reed goes over High Flyer and saves his job.
Match #4 Michelle Masters with Robert Tanaka retains the FWO Cruiserweight title by defeating Xin Xin Xuong
Match #5 Vox Nihili (Alias & Karina Wolfenden) retain the FWO Tag Team belts by defeating Team VIAGRAv2 (Mary-Lynn Mayweather & David Noble) vs. Spike Saunders & Callie Urban vs. Legion of Dairy (egg NOG & cHEESE)  Alias gets Noble with the Anarchy Lullaby.
Match #6 Keith Scott Zimmerman (w/Allison) defeats “Superstar” Vince Jacobs  in an Internet Title vs. #1 Contendership for World Championship match.
Match #7 The Flying Frenchie nails a guillotine leg drop on a chair to defeat killjoy

Suave: “Ted Caldweller has a more thorough review of day one of FWO Meltdown: Caldweller’s FWO Meltdown Day 1 Live Report
…or you can check out the action at FWO: FWO Meltdown Day One

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MISS USA INTERVIEW- PART ONE

Tessa: “At one time, she was considered to be one of the brightest rising stars in women’s e-wrestling.  Then came a humiliating two week stretch where she quit DWF, signed on with HOW, and left without even one match.  Now, she’s preparing for a fresh start in an unlikely place- PCW.  Of course, we’re talking about Miss USA…”

The patriotic tune by Bruce Springsteen, “Born in the USA” pipes up from the loud speakers shaking the rafters. The crowd is on their feet!

Bell: Ding! Ding! Ding!

A well tanned athletic young woman wearing red, white, and blue bursts from behind the curtain carrying Ol’ Glory. She smiles as she high fives several of the fans. As she walks by she spots a young girl and pauses for a moment, hugging her as the camera zooms in. She waves the flag back and forth for the fans. She also waves her free hand to her fellow Americans seating further back and gestures to everyone taking in the festivities from the upper decks. Chants of USA! USA! USA! begin.

Cut to Tessa and Miss USA…

Tessa: “That’s a pretty impressive entrance.”

Miss USA: “Thank you.”

Tessa: “You’ve had quite the last couple of weeks.  What have you learned from this experience?”

Miss USA: “Hmmm…it has been quite the learning experience.  I don’t know, Tess.  I look back at it now and realize a number of things I could have done differently.”

Tessa: “Like what?”

Miss USA: “Well?  I think you said it last week on your commentary.  There’s a right way and a wrong way to do business in this industry.  I did not handle things in the best way.  I got caught up in a whirlwind of events that totally overwhelmed me.”

Tessa: “Is that why you announced you were pregnant?”

Miss USA: “Yes.  Keep in mind that I’m a small town girl at heart.  Haines City, Florida isn’t the largest city in the world.  I…well…I screwed up.  The whole thing with DWF was coming to a head and I wasn’t ready to wrestle at HOW yet.  So, yeah, I said I was pregnant and hoped it would give me some space to collect myself.  Not one of my brighter moves.”

Tessa: “And DWF’s exit angle?”

Miss USA: “I…don’t even want to talk about that…”

Tessa:  “I thought it was just gratuitious.  I found the exit angle the DWF came up with to be questionable at the least and insulting and demeaning at the most.  I would never have agreed to do that angle.”

Miss USA: “Thank goodness Dawn McGill was there.”

Tessa: “Speaking of McGill.  So…why PCW?”

Miss USA: “Because, for some reason they really wanted me to be there.  During my last days at DWF, I heard a rumor that PCW’s head booker Enrico Palazzo had contacted them to pitch an exit angle for me that would have eventually elevated Kelly Evans or Stevie Swing.  Dawn just happened to be at the show and came in to talk with me beforehand.  That’s when William Peters came in.”

Tessa: “What are PCW’s plans for you?”

Miss USA: “You’re guess is as good as mine.  All I know is after I’m done talking to you, I’m being sent to New Braunfels, Texas for the week to rest up.  I’m going to take in a couple shows at Gruene Hall- that’s an old school Texas dancehall and just forget about wrestling for a week…”

Part two tomorrow night.

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Johnny Suave’s “HOLY CRAP!” Moment of the Week!

Suave: “This week…we have a tie.  You’ll see why in a second.  First though…Genesis Pro Play Dead Live Pay Per view.  ‘The Natural’ Sean Tyler against James ‘BigTrouble’ Kendrick.  Steel cage match.

…Kendrix gets the upper hand, slamming Tyler’s head into the cage wall. He looks up to the top of the cage and smiles. Kendrix shouts to Tyler, You’re going for a long fall!]

Eddy Roth – Is Kendrix going to drop Tyler from the top of the cage? That would be…amazing!

[Kendrix wraps his right arm around Tyler's left leg and hoists him onto the top of the cage. Tyler's dangling upside-down, his mid-section draped on the cage wall.]

Joe Gardner – Wait, Kendrix is going to drop Tyler head-first to the floor! This would be a savage attack!

[Kendrix pushes on Tyler's feet, trying to propel him over the top of the cage. Tyler at last comes to and meets Kendrix with some resistance. Kendrix ascends to the top rope to make the push easier, but he's met with a kick to the head! Kendrix grabs the cage to keep his balance and shake the cobwebs loose, but he gets kicked again. Tyler takes the opportunity to regain his balance, and...]

Joe Gardner – Sean Tyler is standing on top of the cage!

[Tyler leaps off, executing a 180* spin and landing on Kendrix' shoulders. In one fluid motion, Tyler falls back, taking Kendrix headfirst to the mat with him.]

Joe Gardner – DOWN TO EARTH! Sean Tyler just took James Kendrix down all the way from the top rope, and Kendrix’ head bounced off the mat!…

Suave: “HOLY CRAP!”

…[Kendrix is lifeless and face-down on the mat, but Tyler immediately stirs, pointing to his downed opponent. Manfred Lewis rushes to Kendrix and tries to get his attention, receiving no response…

Suave: “Okay, moment number two…from Thursday night’s HOW Turmoil show…

HOW cameras stay focused in on the bodies of Darkwing and Aceldama who both just fell 41 feet thru burning tables.

Suddenly the HOV comes to life and we see Lee Best freaking out…

Lee Best: I AM CHANGING THE RULES….WE ARE NOW MAKING THIS MATCH A …

WHACK

A leg comes outta nowhere and kicks Lee right in the head which sends the owner of HOW over the back of his wheel chair and sends Kirsta down to the ground. She quickly jumps up and gets in the face of the person that just kicked Lee Best…

Joe Hoffman: BOBBINETTE CAREY???!!!!!!

The crowd is in a frenzy as Carey and Lewis are nose to nose……

Carey starts to walk away but then turns back towards Kirsta…

Joe Hoffman: WHAT THE FUCK???????????

Benny Newell: WHAT THE FUCK???????????

As Turmoil goes off the air we see the final image……

Bobbinette Carey planting a hard kiss on the lips of Kirsta Lewis!!!

Suave: “Sigh…I could watch that over…and over…and ov-”

Tessa: “All right, we get the point.  It’s now time for the E-Wrestler of the Week!”

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E-WRESTLER OF THE WEEK for the week of June 21 to June 27:

Honorable Mention:

AWS Man and Kronin (WMW)- Won the Wrestling Midwest MTL title over AWS Man and Umbridge

Druscilla (WMW)- became the new Ace Superior Champion defeating Kronin, Mr. Hero, and Fury in a Widowmakers Mountain match.

Adrian Tanner Jr. and Cecil Kennedy aka NextWave (ICWF) outlast PPD, ‘Nuff Said, and the Rossis to become the first ICWF TV Tag Team Champions

Dan Filat (Siberian Wrestling)- wins the Voyle Championship, taking two out of three falls from John Q. Everyguy to take the title

’Beautiful’ Bobby Dean (Hostility) won back the Hostility Extreme Champion title over Hooligan with a Starstruck finisher.##

E-WRESTLER OF THE WEEK:
5. Keith Scott Zimmerman (FWO)- got the pinfall in the 6 person tag team FWO Match of Champions match on Krow.

4. Andrei Sorokov (Siberian Wrestling) defeated Olivia Quinn in an I Quit match at Siberian Wrestling Battlefront, found his granddaughter, all is well.

3. Tommy Glass (GWO)- wins GWO title over ‘Totally Bored’ Hyan Borg.

2. Acadian Wrestling Atlantic Champion and XOW Heavyweight Champion Ronnie McNeil (AW and XOW) and AW “King of Kings” Champion ‘The Angel of Hate’ Joshua Baker.  McNeil reverses Aaron ‘A-List’Shepherd’s Suplex attempt into an Ace Crusher to defeat defeat NWA World Heavyweight Championship Cam Eustis and Shepherd.

1. Sean ‘The Natural’ Tyler (Genesis Pro) hits incredible move to beat James ‘Big Trouble’ Kendrick in a steel cage match.