World Wrestling Headquarters Buys LVW

A discussion has been going on for a week or so now but a deal is final. Adrian Hart, owner of World Wrestling Headquarters, has purchased Luscious Vixxxens of Wrestling, (NOTE: SITE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK) and all of it’s archives, for an undisclosed amount. Cherry Hymen was quoted as saying, “This has been fun. LVW is my baby but my marketing team failed me. I feel Adrian and WWH can market LVW in a better light.” It should be noted that Ming Lei had already accepted an Assistant General Manager job for WWH’s Inner Circle brand. I had the personal opportunity to catch up with Adrian Hart for some questions.

Me: Why did you buy LVW?

Adrian: I bought LVW because they have great talent there and would like to see how well they do here.

Me: Will LVW remain X-Rated?

Adrian: It’ll still be X-Rated to an extent as we cater to everyone’s age but we also dont want parents seeing their kids watching the show too.

Me: Will LVW remain on Playboy TV?

Adrian: It might still be on Playboy TV It might not depending on what Playboy TV wants to do.

Me: Will Cherry Hymen still be on LVW staff?

Adrian: Cherry will be in charge of her show still but at times will also help out in the other shows and PPVs

Me: Which titles will remain?

Adrian: Only the Orgasmic Title will remain.

Me: What will happen to the Orgasmic Title? Will Delilah remain champion? Will it be vacated?

Adrian: That will be determined after contract disputes are settled with the LVW Vixxxens.

So, it seems things are looking up for the Edgiest wrestling federation in the world.