Johnny Suave’s HOLY CRAP Moment of the Week
Posted October 29th by EW Torch Staff in Best of E-Wrestling, E-Wrestling News
by ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave:
From the Victor Hades/Jesse Nunez Casket Match at APW’s One Night in Hell
Hades screams in Nunez’s face before carefully wheeling Nunez away on top of the casket minutes later. Shoving the Casket alongside the side of the ramp way and towards the stage set area. Pushing the casket all the way up against the edge of the stage Hades climbs over the casket, stepping out onto the stage carefully looking down on Jesse.
Hades appears to be mouthing words to Nunez…
Victor Hades-”I’ve got a surprise for you Jesse…”
Hades appears to be saying to Nunez as he turns and walks back through the black curtains, while Jesse crawls from the casket and onto the stage area. Meanwhile officials carefully open the lid to the casket, as fans rise out of their seats in shock to the sight of Victor Hades…
…dragging out a bruised and sleep-deprived pregnant Victoria in tears, who appears to be kicking and screaming as Hades glares at Nunez.
Victoria: “Jesse!! Jesse help! Jesse!!”
Harvey: “No, no…not this…for god sake’s Hades-THAT’S HIS WIFE!”
Chase: “This has gone too far. I don’t know how much more of this I can watch.”
Dragging Victoria by the arm out in front of Jesse who reaches out for his wife, appearing to be somewhat stunned as well as choked-up crawling towards Hades. Holding a microphone in hand as he holds Victoria dangerously close to the edge of the stage, Hades raises the microphone to his bloodied face.
Victor Hades-”You want this to end Jesse; you want this fucking nightmare to be over? Give up Jesse, let it all go and quit just throw in the towel. Forget the merchandise, forget the franchises, and forget every little fucking thing your thick-skull knows!”
Hades screams to a bruised, battered, and bloodied Nunez on his knees a few feet away, begging for Hades to not harm his pregnant wife. Tears beginning to well up in his eyes as he extends his arm reaching out for Victoria, who continues to sob and scream in fear.
Victor Hades-”Do it Jesse, you wouldn’t want anything to fucking happen to your precious wife and unborn child now would you?!”
A frustrated and emotionally torn Nunez begins to scream and tug his hair, shaking his head refusing to allow anything to happen to his wife and unborn baby. Begging Hades to simply let Victoria go and take him instead…
Chase: “This is just sick…Victor Hades is a sick human being…”
Harvey: “That’s twenty feet below from the edge of that stage, I can’t believe he’s holding a pregnant woman that close to the edge…”
Victor Hades-”I mean it, I’m not fucking joking Jesse-she’ll suffer! They’ll both SUFFER!”
Hades leans Victoria off the edge of the stage holding her by the rope keeping her wrists tied together, as Jesse screams and cries out for Hades to stop. Beginning to accept what he may have to do to save his wife and soon to be newborn child.
Victor Hades-”Do it now! Quit! End your career or it’ll be their blood on YOUR hands!”
Jesse stands in tears and begins to nod appearing to agreeing with Hades demands, and begs Hades to leave the wife and unborn child out of it.
Jesse Nunez: “Please…please just let her go…I’ll do it…I swear.”
Victor pauses for a moment glaring through his blood-thirsty eyes at Nunez, who stands pleading with Hades to release his pregnant wife.
Victor Hades-”As you wish, Jesse…”
Hades releases his grip from a terrified and sobbing Victoria, slowly stepping beside her.
Harvey: “Thank god…Hades does have some sympathy after all.”
Victor Hades slowly lowers his bloodied face and puts one hand over the other at his waist, as Jesse breathes a sigh of relief and begins to walk towards Victoria.
Victor raises the microphone.
Victor Hades-”On second thought…..fu[bleep] that.”
Hades shoves Victoria backwards, causing her to tip and begin to fall from the stage…!!
Jesse Nunez: “NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
Jesse bursting into tears that drip down his bloodied face screams in horror, lunging forward attempting to catch his wife-but fails.
[ BOOM!! ]
Crashing into stage equipment and stage-lighting supplies below, Victoria vanishes into a cloud of smoke and sparks that immediately burst into the air.
Harvey: “HOLY FU[bleep]!!!”
Chase: “OH MY GOD!!! NOO!!! SOMEONE GET HELP OUT HERE!”
Debris falls everywhere as fans scream and erupt in horror. Gasping all around as Jesse stops along the edge of the stage with both arms out at either side. Hades quickly stepping behind Nunez, kneeling down before low-blowing Jesse who hunches over in agony. Spinning Jesse around Hades quickly hoists Nunez onto his shoulders. Stepping up onto a large stage prop piece of equipment adding an extra five feet below, as fans remain shocked looking on…Hades leaps off…
CLOSED CASKET FROM THE STAGE DOWN INTO THE CASKET!!
Crowd: “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!”
One side of the arena begins to chant.
Crowd: “PLEASE DON’T DIE! PLEASE DON’T DIE!”
The other side of the arena chants back.
Hades driving Nunez head-first into the Casket with a thunderous BANG as the very Casket itself shakes, meanwhile Hades climbs from the casket and shuts the lid.
[ Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
Tony: “Ladies and Gentleman here is your winner….VICTOR…HADES.”
“Bulletproof” by Five Finger Death Punch blares over the P.A. System, as Victor Hades stands alongside the edge of the stage, grinning sadistically while drenched in blood. As Nunez lay out cold inside a Casket and his wife Victoria is being tended to by EMT’s below…
Chase: “I cannot believe what we just saw…”
Harvey: “Words cannot explain that, that is something no human being should ever have to witness…I-I-I’m speechless…”
Meanwhile placing a neckbrace around her neck, EMT’s continue to tend to Victoria who appears severely burned and bruised around the neck and face area. Quickly moving in frantic manner, an EMT near the camera is overheard speaking to the others.








