PCW: House Show Report
Posted October 30th by EW Torch Staff in E-Wrestling News, Political Championship Wrestling, TV Reports
by Rob Hull and his Emo
Political Championship Wrestling offered its inaugural House Show program last night.
‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave came out to explain that P-SPAN will be the new home for PCW Extreme Political TV on Saturday nights. Best of House Shows will occupy the Wednesday night slot. Hold on…look, when I’m done with the computer I’ll let you on. Until then, go find something else to do….sorry guys. That’s just my 14 year old daughter. She just HAS to get on the computer to chat with her friends…okay, where was I? Oh. Best of House Shows on Wednesday nights.
Suave also announced that PCW would be crowning a Tag Team Television titleholder in the next couple weeks. Three tag team matches followed.
Match one saw A-Bomb and H-Bomb (American Patriots) vs. The Raving Rednecks Locke and Loade (American Patriots) vs. Bob Nye-Foot Fetish Guy and Jack the Snipper (Island of Misfit Wrestlers). A. Tom Bomb hits an Atomic Power Bomb on Raving Redneck Gary Locke to score the pin.
Match two had four teams vying for a spot in the finals: Average Joe and American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition), Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter (SarahPAC), Midnite Rockin’ Xpress (Old School Kings)
and D.B. Ruff and Connor Justice (Rough Justice). Rough Justice pulls off the shocking…ha…ha upset when Connor Justice tasered Bobby Ricky Michaels and Ruff got the cover for the win…look, I’m not going to tell you again. I’ll be done when I’m…OW! Hey, knock it off!…OW! OOH! EEEE! STOP IT! STOP IT!…hah…okay….
Match three had Big Oil and Big Electric (American Patriots), The Mysterious Dr. Mysterious and Mr. Jaundice (Island of Misfit Wrestlers), Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army), and GreenPete and ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (Green World Order). Big Electric hit a big Electric Chair on Bull Schett for the win.
Next week, the feature match will be the Tag Team TV Title final between Big Oil and Big Electric, Rough Justice, and A-Bomb and H-Bomb. That’s all for this week. See dear? I’m done. What do you mean I’ve ruined your social life? You’re not supposed to have a social life at your age. Stop crying. OW! Don’t hit me…OW! OW! HEY!…that’s it for this week. I’m Rob Hull with my Emo and OW! NO! NO BITING!…
