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ACW: SHOCKING NEWS- ICEMAN ONLY SWEARS TWICE DURING HIS MATCH!

GENESIS PRO: ROOSTER DROPS RISING STAR TITLE; KENDRIX GETS BIG WIN OVER GENESIS CHAMP IN NON-TITLE MATCH

SCW: TRAVELS TO AFGHANISTAN TO PERFORM FOR OUR TROOPS

Compiled by Rob Hull and his Emo.

All-Star Championship Wrestling Courage Results:
Respect aka Rory Hayes and Johnny Long def. Sheamus and Selby O’Brien aka The SOB’s in a Tables Match
ACW Tag Team Champions Heirs of Wrestling (Ryan Gallway/Frank Pierce) def. Orlando Grant and John Sargaard to retain their titles
Trevor Wilson vs. Jack Johnson- no match due to Misfit Toys interference
Scorpion Champion Iceman def. Landon Stevens
-shockingly, Iceman only swears twice during the match

Courtesy: ACW
Trey Vincent and Sharc vs. Alias and Khristian Keller
-the man who gets the fall becomes new #1 contender to Andy Sharp’s ACW Title
…Vincent pulled himself up and dragged Keller and Alias both to mid-ring. Looking down on them with contempt, he raised his fists toward the roof and then bounced off the side of the ring nearest their feet.

It was time for the Big Time Fist Drop.

Except, when he bounced off the ropes, he discovered both men standing.

DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER SLAM!

Like a pair of wild dogs, they both were on Vincent, stomping him like he was a fire they were trying to put out. Sharp pulled Keller away, trying to gain control of the match. Keller got right in his face and shoved him backward, right toward Sharc who was on hands and knees, trying to get up, which caused Sharp to fall over him and fall awkwardly so his neck landed on the middle rope, whiplashing him a bit.

Sharc looked to left and saw Sharp down. Quickly, he reached into his boot and pulled out a weapon.

A HAMMER?

Oh fuck.

Sharc charged as Alias and drove a hammer-assisted punch (a literal hammerfist) into the base of Alias’ skull. Upon impact, Alias crumpled to the mat. Keller turned toward Sharc to see what happened, but instead he got nailed in the ribs with the hammer. Sharc dumped Keller out to the floor and then grabbed him into a body scissors out there, and drove the claw of the hammer into Keller’s forehead, looking to bloody up the King Shit of Fuck Mountain.

Sharp was able to recover pretty quickly from the tripping incident, and was already back to his feet, just as Vincent pulled himself up. He looked down at Alias and quickly bounced off two sides of the ring.

BIG.   TIME.  FIST.  DROP.

The stalling fist drop connected.

One!  Two!  Three!

And Trey Vincent, with the help of Sharc, had just stolen this match.

Genesis 28- Roosterpalooza Results:
Roosterpalooza Round One Winners:
Tony ‘The Devil’ Vendetti
Eidolon
Giovanni Parker
Future

C.M. Willis def. Damian Steel
Corey Davies def. De-Shawn Hardaway
Bryan Harrison vs. R.J. Kirsten- double countout

Roosterpalooza Semi-Finals:
Tony ‘The Devil’ Vendotti def. Eidolon
Giovanni Parker def. Future

Jobber Joe def. Piderman
Baman def. Apocolypse via DQ

Roosterpalooza Finals:
Giovanni Parker def. Tony ‘The Devil’ Vendotti

***Stephen Messier def. Television Champion Danny Jackpot to win the new Genesis Television title***
Kintaru def. The Paperboy

Roosterpalooza Finals:
Rising Star Champion Jim Rooster vs. Giovanni Parker aka Charger X
-Rooster vacates title and takes aim at Sean Tyler’s Genesis Championship belt, drops Parker with a Savate kick, and leaves the Rising Star title belt on him.

James ‘Big Trouble’ Kendrix def. Genesis Champion Sean Tyler in a non-title match

SCW Tribute to the Troops Results:
Agent Decipher Light def. Big Slick
Foxy def. Amber, SCW Women’s Champion Danielle Myres, Alexis Steele, Black Rose and Morgan Aurora in a Divas Special
J.P. McManus def. Bella Lapanzer in a Hardcore match
Jeremiah and Valerie (Lamb) Belmont def. Ashleigh McDaniel and Jack Sharp
Bryan Payne def. Doug E. Fresh and earns a shot at the Global Championship
Sin’s Elite (The Wolf/J.T. Cash) def. Anti-Heroes Anonymous (Stu Who/Extream)
SCW Champion Ryan Ruckus def. A.C. Thunder