E-Wrestling Inter-fed Purebloods ‘The Know-It-Alls’ Attempt to Block Kirsta Lewis Appearance at WWR Supershow

As if Kirsta Lewis didn’t have enough things to worry about with a badly injured leg from a brutal match against Erites Kallistan Monday night at High Octane Wrestling’s ICONIC pay per view, now word has just reached WWR offices that E-Wrestling Inter-Fed Purebloods ‘The Know-It-Alls’ is attempting to stop her from wrestling this Sunday night at the WWR Supershow II- Christmas in the Caribbean.

Said a ‘Know-It-All’ spokesperson: “Well, Kirsta Lewis wrestles for a federation that’s sanctioned by the ‘Know-It-Alls.’  The WWR Supershow is a non-Know-It-All sanctioned event.  We simply can’t have this intermingling of talent appearing at non-sanctioned events.  Do you know what it will lead to- more mingling.  The last thing e-wrestling needs is all this mingling.  Kirsta Lewis appearing at this so-called supershow would be like a cook from a fancy steakhouse lowering himself to work at a fast food place.”

Lewis is slated to wrestle Missouri Valley Wrestling Association Champion Miss USA.  Megan Dela Vega, a friend and close confidante of Miss Lewis, stated, ‘Kirsta intends to be in Puerto de Macoris come hell or high water, even if she has to wrestle on one leg.’

The spokeperson for the ‘Know-It-Alls’ sniffed…er…added: “See?  The Miami Valley Alliance?  We simply can’t have Know-It-All sanctioned wrestlers wrestling inferior talent from inferior, non-Know-It-All sanctioned federations.  Some people and federations simply need to know their place.  Some simply don’t belong.”

*cue theme music from Caddyshack*

So with only four days to go before the WWR Supershow II, will this new angle that’s just popped up affect the card?  Tune in and see.