WWR Tag Team Top 25: week ending December 13th

THIS WEEK’S FEATURE: new #1 ranked Tag Team Champions Chris Escondido and Kevin Scott from Political Championship Wrestling

TAG TEAM TOP 25

Notes:

Escondido and Scott won their match over the weekend at Night of Champions to vault past Vox and The Anthology.

FWO finally posted a show and in the process, The Entourage lost their titles to Mega-Job.

The Egg Bandits got back on the winning track in DWF and jumped back ahead of the Heirs of Wrestling at #6.

TAG TEAM SPOTLIGHT (Thanks Ben aka..Zezu for the idea):
New WWR  #1 ranked Tag Team, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott.

PCW Tag Team Title Match from 12/12 Night of Champions Show
Jack and Bull Schett w/Horst Schett and Hans Gruber-The Extreme German Schauzer (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army)
vs.
‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott w/Justin Sufferable (American Heartland Coalition)

Wake up! Wake up!
Good morning America!
Rise and Shine.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p31PrDZjCeU]

Ron Paul! Save our constitutional rights
Ron Paul! We’re not gonna give up the fight
Ron Paul! Start a revolution
and break down illegal institutions

Aimee Allen leads Jack Schett, Bull Schett, Horst Schett, and Hans Gruber to the ring as Kimber Marshall does the introductions.  Kimber: “On the way to the ring at this time, accompanied by Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schauzer, Jack and Bull Schett!”

Jack and Bull climb into the ring.

Kimber: “Their opponents, accompanied by former PCW Champion ‘Not just unbearable…not just intolerable…he is’  Justin Sufferable, the PCW Tag Team Champions- the team of ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott.”

Sufferable leads Escondido and Scott to the ring.  Suave: “This could be a huge night for Escondido and Scott.  They have a match next Sunday night against Fans Wrestling Organization’s The Entourage who just happen to be the number one ranked tag team according to the WWR.  They could vault to the top to the tag team rankings.”

(bell rings)

Escondido and Jack to kick things off.  Suave: “Lock up and Jack works the arm…Escondido counters out.”   Both hit counters off of the ropes but Jack grabs an arm drag.  Suave: “Standing lariat by Escondido…cover…no…2 count.  Jack tags in Bull.  Escondido greets him with a knee.  Take down and cradle.  1…2…kickout by Bull.”  Side kick follows, tag to Scott.  Bull tags Jack back in.  Suave: “Snap mare, into the chinlock and he grounds Scott.  Scott escapes, eats a right, knee by Jack…then eats a back elbow and dropkick.  Jack back with a dropkick.  Elbow drop.  Cover.  1…2…Scott kicks out.   Scott counters a suplex…leg sweep…kick blocked by Jack…enziguri follows.  Tag to Escondido; Jack tags in Bull.  Rights to Bull…now they trade chops…but Bull with jabs…a big right levels Escondido.  Escondido back up…clothesline by Bull and a cover.  1…2…kickout.  Ow!  Jawbreaker by Escondido…he slams Bull to the corner.  Tag to Jack…they lockup…takedown by Jack…he drops the elbow on the arm of Escondido.  Another elbow and a cover.  1…2…easy kickout by Escondido.  Now Bull tags back in…back breaker on Escondido…Russian leg sweep…Escondido up…and right into a dropkick!  Bull for the cover.  Another two count. Escondido…LOW BLOW!  He nailed Bull and that allows Escondido to get the momentum back.  Rights by Escondido…Bull turns and eats a dropkick by Scott off the top turnbuckle.   Escondido rolls him over…1…2…no!  Bull kicks out!”  Dropkick to the back of the head by Escondido.  Suave: “Cover…1…2…another kickout.   Escondido works the top wristlock, Bull to his feet and tries to get back to his corner.  Scott in and stops the tag.  Bull fighting back against both men…Escondido holds Bull…but Scott nails Escondido by accident!…Whoops!   Escondido and Scott argue, enziguri by Bull!  Rolling tag to Jack!  Jack in and here we go!  Clothesline to Escondido.  Clothesline to Scott.  Head scissors by Jack…hip toss…whip into the ropes…dropkick!  Jack covers…another 2 count!  Escondido and Scott trip up Jack, everyone in and it’s chaos!”  DIVES by Bull and Horst Schett wipe out Escondido and Scott!  Jack in the ring with Escondido, Flapjack suplex.  Suave: “Jack for the win…NO!  2 count!  Jack up top now, Scott in to stop that.  Scott up top now…Bull tries to stop him, does, Jack back up and Jack up top with Scott.”  Scott bites him, but Bull leaps up, and drives Scott into the Lethal Combo! Everyone back in and Escondido gets a cutter on Bull! They go after Jack, corner attack follows and Jack manages to wipe out Escondido. Jack KILLS Escondido with a clothesline as it breaks down with everyone going wild.

Suave: “Bull in…DDT’s Escondido!  Jack covers…1..2…NO!  Escondido kicks out.  Jack sets Escondido up top, crowd going wild now, Scott in to stop that and Bull eats a flatliner to the corner. Here we go!  Jack and Bull in the tree of woe!  One…two…simultaneous dropkicks by Escondido and Scott! Horst in, FROG SPLASH on Horst!   Escondido and Scott grab Jack, double team suplex!  Escondido covers…1…2…KICKOUT!   Jack fights back, REVERSE PILEDRIVER by Escondido on Jack! 1…2…NO!  HOW THE HELL DID HE KICK OUT OF THAT?   Bull back in, catches Scott…Escondido makes the save…Bull eats kicks and rolls to the floor.  Horst in, DOUBLE Enziguri to Horst!”    Justin Sufferable in.  *THWACK*  Suave: “Sufferable is clobbering Horst Schett with his Singapore cane!”  Escondido punches Jack.  Bull clotheslines Escondido.  Jack delivers a spine buster to Escondido right into the chair!  Suave: “The action is fast and furius.  Escondido tries for a Vertical suplex- nah.  Escondido tries for a German suplex- no go.   Jack tackles Escondido and starts whaling away on him.   Jack up.  Diving elbow smash.  Jack to the second turnbuckle…elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle.   Scott in…HOLY CRAP!  Steel chairshot hits Jack and he’s busted open!   Escondido gives Jack the chair…Scott spins around and nails the chair into Jack’s face!!  Scott lays in the kicks on Jack.   Bull in. He punches Escondido repeatedly. Bull punches Escondido repeatedly.  Bull is up again. Jack punches Escondido in the head. Bull is hit with a backward kick. Bull is back on him feet. Bull tries for a Side Suplex but Escondido avoids it. Bull tagged in by Jack. Escondido opens up the chair…Bull is thrown into the ropes…Drop Toe Hold onto the open chair! Bull tags in Jack. Bull sets Escondido up…DDT to the mat.”  Escondido puts Bull in an arm grapevine submission.  Jack tags in Bull. Escondido puts Bull in a side headlock…DDT!  Escondido stands up.  Suave: “Scott FINALLY tagged in by Escondido.  Bull is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Escondido. Scott has him up…PILEDRIVER!  Escondido now has him up…fallaway slam.  Scott kicks Bull in the groin…Scott now with a headlock… BOOM! DDT!  Kevin Scott is on fire!  Watch out, he’s got a chair.  *CLANG*  HOLY CRAP!  HERE COMES JACK!”  Escondido intercepts Jack and slaps a chokehold on him.  *CLANG* SCOTT NAILS JACK WITH THE CHAIR!..ESCONDIDO GOING UP TOP…DROPKICK!  HE JUST DROPKICKED THE CHAIR INTO JACK’S FACE!  HORST IN THE RING…AND SO IS JUSTIN SUFFERABLE!”  Sufferable opens up a chair….Escondido hooks both arms…Double Arm DDT onto the open chair!  Suave: “HORST UNSUCCESSFUL!  JACK OUT OF THE RING…HE’S LOOKING FOR HANS GRUBER…WAIT!”  The Green World Order (Peta from PETA, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, and PeaceNick walk backwards with Hans Gruber-the Extreme German Schauzer inside a kennel cage.  Suave: “WHAT THE HELL?  THEY’VE KIDNAPPED HANS GRUBER!  JACK IS LIVID!”  In the ring, Sufferable puts the chair on Bull’s body…Scott climbs up top…Splash onto the chair!! Suave: “SPLASH ON THE CHAIR!  SCOTT COVERS…1 …2 …3!  THAT’S IT!  WHAT A MATCH!”

WINNER AND STILL PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott