[TFWF/SW] Final PPV of 2009 in the Books

by Eeka Maus

Source: Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation

As the final 2009 WWR e-Wrestler rankings are to be released later tonight as well as the Federation Power rankings, Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation and Siberian Wrestling weighed in with their final Pay Per View show of the year- Ice Storm.

The PPV wound up a long running angle involving Dorian Wong and his feud involving Sebastian Cross.   Also featured was several title matches and a TFWF vs. SW match involving Desert Sex (TFWF) vs. Siberian stalwarts Andrei Sorokov and Siberian Champion and WWR Women’s #6  Cecile Lecrux.

The results:

SW Warehouse Championship Match
Abbey Spears (c) vs “The Arbitor” X vs Riley Storm vs Stoner vs Tommy Valentine vs James Raven

Spears, ranked #21 in the WWR Women’s rankings, faced a stiff test with newcomers Riley Storm (WWR Women’s #36) and James Raven (over from Evolution Wrestling) in the match. 

In order of elimination:
-Stoner by Spears
-Valentine by Raven
-’The Arbitor’ X by Raven
-Storm by Spears

…Spears climbs back up to her feet and climbs up to the top rope, posing for a bit before launching off with her signature maneuver, but out of absolutely nowhere Raven catches her in midair with the Flight of the Raven as a stunned Spears is too hurt to even move as Raven covers her for the three count…

In the end, it was Raven who went over to win the Warehouse title from Spears.

After Ian Monks and Siberian Wrestling’s Warden have a spirited conversation about Dorian Wong, it’s time for:

DWIWF North American Championship Match
Aaron Roberts (c) vs Viktor Kovalenko

…The blood thirsty crowd in Siberia begins to cheer as blood splatters everywhere from Aaron Roberts. Roberts tries to get out of the ring, but Viktor keeps pounding the hell out of him. All of a sudden Creme and Scorpio hit the ring and slide into action, they go for Viktor, but like a cat, Viktor is on his feet and both men back away. Pedro reaches in and pulls Aaron out of the ring as he collapses on the floor in a heap on the outside. He is out for the count of 10.

SC: Well what the hell was all that about Viktor snapped and knocked Aaron out for a count of ten…surely thats a TKO.

SJ: Aaron was counted out, he doesn’t lose the title.

SC: The referee’s going to have to make a tough call here. Roberts is knocked out…he ain’t moving. Kovalenko for my money had this won.

The referee signals for a count out decision. To the actual boos of the Siberian crowd. Desert Sex literally have to drag the unconscious Roberts to the back as Kovalenko stands in the ring with one arm raised in triumph.

SC: Lord have mercy…we have witnessed something very scary for the T.F.W.F. roster tonight.

SJ: Aaron is still the Champion I want to state for the record.

SC: Well, its a controversial decision because Kovalenko snapped at the disgrace Roberts brought on his Ukranian flag, and out of nowhere he went crazy. I dont think The Cobra has seen the last of Viktor Kovalenko.

Kovalenko wins the battle but Roberts retains the belt.  This one is probably far from over. 

Siberian interviewer Kristina Belov discusses the upcoming TFWF vs. SW match with Cecile Lecrux. 

Kenneth Knight/Steven White vs Xander Gates /Darius Iscariot

…And as Knight rebounds again, Iscariot turns, and the two collide, head-to-head, and both drop like dead weight to the canvas. Both men are down, and the referee begins the double count. On the apron, Steven White stomps his foot, urging the crowd to cheer on his partner, who, at the count of eight, finally drags himself close enough to make the tag.

IB: Tag to the Daredevil.

GR: Iscariot may be in trouble…

White hops over the top rope and into the ring. Then he lifts himself onto the second turnbuckle. Raising his arm in the air, he points at Iscariot, who’s just now making it to one knee. And as the crowd cheers, the Dardevil flies… Right into a lifting knee from Iscariot.

IB: Holy mary mother of God, Iscariot just decapitated Steven White with that gravity-assisted knee to the chin.

And with Kenneth Knight still recovering on the ring apron, things look pretty bleak, as Iscariot rises and stalks toward the face-down Steven White. Dropping to one knee, Darius mocks like he’s asking for a blessing, then he grabs White’s arms and lifts him slightly.

GR: This is it! Iscariot is going for the Harrow!!!

Iscariot lifts him up in the air, looking to finish the move, but White manages to rake the eyes of Iscariot in midair, blinding him. Iscariot releases White as he tags in Xander Gates, who immediately goes after White. He picks up White and whips him across the ropes, leveling him with a clothesline. He already signals for the end, picking up White and going for a brainbuster, but White floats over behind Gates and rolls him up. The referee makes the three count right as Iscariot manages to break the pin.

An entertaining tag match that finds Kenneth Knight and Steven White getting the big Pay Per View win.

Sebastian Cross arrives and wants directions to where Dorian Wong is.  Ian Monks informs Cross that Wong wants to see him before the show goes off the air.  Cross decks Monks and storms out.

T.F.W.F. Tag Team Championship Match
The Commonwealth Connection (c) vs Kent Clark/APB

The champions, Chester Addison and S.G. Martins, look to break into the WWR Tag Team top 20 with a win.  Clark and APB have one thing on their mind- the title.

Back in the ring and the referee is trying to get Clark back to ringside, but he is having a hard time as Kent is still dazed. Meanwhile SG picks APB back up but is startled when APB clocks him in the jaw and he falls backward. Hurriedly Bartsch throws an object outside of the ring.

SC: Did APB just use a foreign object?

SJ: Martins just got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT BOY!!!!

SC: That’s… That’s cheating…

SJ: KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. BOOM HEADSHOT MOTHER FUCKER!!!

APB looks at the lifeless SG, and looks at Kent Clark now in his corner but leant over still suffering, he lets out a smile at his handiwork and walks over to Kent and tags himself out. Clark looks at APB who tells him to make the cover, Kent shrugs and looks at Martins, clearly a little suspicious as to why this turn of events has occurred. Kent makes the cover on SG as APB looks on. 1…2……3…. NO! Much like when SG had APB beat there is Chester Addison to make the save at the last possible breath. APB is infuriated ringside and drops down and picks up the object he used before. As he picks it up it is clear he had Brass knuckles! He rolls into the ring as Kent looks at him. Shocked at what he has in his hands, he starts to argue with Bartsch and the ref is quick to grab at the knucks. APB goes back to the corner and Clark tags him back in before he even gets out, as Kent turns back round to tell APB what to do he is met full on with a Superkick from Chester Addison!!! Clark flies over the top rope and down to the floor, but before Chester can capitalise APB snaps and nails him with the All Points Bulletin. Chester is out and APB looks at the still prone SG Martins. He goes over and picks him up, but SG surprises Bartsch with a Small Package. The referee is down and counts 1…2…..3…. Bartsch kicks out just after the referee’s hand makes the count! The Connection retain the titles! Bartsch looks absolutely livid with the outcome! He picks up SG Martins who is still a little dazed and hits him with the All Points Bulletin before storming out of the ring, clearly angry with how this one has ended.

Martins and Addison hold off the challengers and retain their TFWF Tag Team title belts.

T.F.W.F. Hardcore Championship Match
Joel Bryant (c) vs Stevie Swing

…

Bryant screams out in agony as he fights through the pain, and uses it like adrenaline before sliding out of the ring and grasping Swing by the head. He tosses her right into the barricade before crouching over her and unleashing a string of vicious strikes. He then lifts her for a backbreaker, but changes his mind and rotates her to dump her right on the back of her head! Swing lays limp as a fired-up Bryant stamps down on her gut, before throwing up the ring apron and pulling out… a wooden board coated in barbed wire! The crowd cheer for the most devastating weapon yet as Bryant sets it up in the corner between the steel stairs and ring apron, and he pulls Swing to her feet.

SC: What’s he got in store for Swing here?

SJ: Pah! Swing’ll fight out of it, whatever it is… THAT’S MY BOY… girl… I meant girl…

Bryant plants a huge elbow to Swing’s head, before he lifts her up in the position of a powerslam. He points at the board, and the prisoners cheer – hungry to see someone get ripped up by the barbed wire. With blood streaming down his face, Joel Bryant runs at the board, but Swing drops down behind! She composes herself. Bryant turns – LAST DANCE!… BUT BRYANT STAYS STANDING! He’s clearly rocked by the shot, but Joel Bryant’s still on his damn feet!

SC: WHAT?! HE TOOK THE HIT!

Swing’s eyes bulge madly as she throws another kick, and Bryant ducks it, wrapping her in the waist-lock before falling backwards – GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BOARD! The prisoners go mental as Swing’s body is ripped to pieces by the wire, and she’s left crumpled within the mesh of metal and wood. As she’s trapped between the two sides of broken board, Bryant drags them out before wearily climbing to the apron, and then the top turnbuckle. He pats his elbow, and leaps off – crashing through the wood and wire with a patented elbow drop! With Swing already out cold and bleeding heavily, he lays on top of the wood… ONE… TWO… THREE!!!

SJ: Cheater!!!

SC: Joel Bryant did it! He did it folks, he’s retained the Hardcore Championship in one of the most brutal matches we’ve seen this year! He’s got to be looking ahead to Night of the Revolution and that King of the Deathmatches tournament after coming through such a devastating hardcore match as this!

Another Joel Bryant special here.  Lots of nasty bumps and extreme action. 

The Career Killers (Fallen Angel, Jonnah Street, JC McDonald) commiserate about life post-Kirsta Lewis.  They’ll look for another fourth but make him/her earn their spot.

T.F.W.F. European Championship Match
Jonnah Street (c) vs Exile

… STREET GETS A BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Exile despairs as Street manages to climb to his feet, however as he turns Exile kicks him in the gut, pulling him into the standing headscissors before he begins to hook the arms!

SC: He’s going for the Sabre Tooth! Another homage, this time to Tiger Young who Street had taken out back at Death or Glory!

SJ: Wait! Street’s fighting out!

Street manages to pull his arms free and he scoops Exile up – STREETS APART IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! JONNAH COVERS – ONE…

…TWO…

…THR- NO! KICKOUT FROM EXILE! Street stops dead and stares in utter disbelief as Exile cleanly kicks out of Street’s finisher! Street stumbles back into the corner in shock as Exile uses the ropes to climb to his feet, and Jonnah runs at him, but Exile ducks it and turns, landing a massive outside crescent kick! Jonnah hits the deck, but manages to climb up as Exile dropkicks him hard against the turnbuckles before Exile follows it up with a huge enzuigiri, knocking Street stupid in the corner. Exile slams a vengeful shot into Street’s head before he climbs to the top rope, and he begins to wrench on Jonnah. Slowly the TCK member begins to climb the turnbuckles, half knowing what he’s doing, half going by pure intuition.

SJ: Dangerous territory… c’mon Jonnah! End that S.O.B.’s career!

On the top they begin to struggle as Jonnah snaps back to it, landing a huge shot to Exile’s head! But Exile responds, slamming a fist back at Jonnah. Slowly the pair begin to climb to the top, Street on the left of the top turnbuckle, Exile on the right. They continue to struggle, throwing shots at one another before one shot gets reversed and -

SC: Woah!

Jonnah scoops Exile up – STREETS APART FROM THE TOP ROPE! STREET COLLAPSES OVER EXILE… ONE…

… TWO…

… THREE!!!

SJ: YES!

SC: NO! Dammit TCK keep the European Championship…

Street manages to climb up to his feet as he is handed the European Championship, however he places the belt down and points to ringside. The referee shrugs as he turns to the timekeepers and is handed what Jonnah wants – the ‘4-11′ t-shirt. Street takes it in his hands, before he smirks and spits on the fabric, pulling at it and ripping the t-shirt apart before dropping the rags over Exile.

SW Voyle Championship Match
Dan Filat (c) vs Ryan Ruckus

Filat pulls Ruckus up but Ruckus drops with an inside cradle of his own for only a 1. Both to their feet, and repeat a charge at each other but Ruckus ducks the clothesline and ricochets off the ropes, returns with a bulldog attempt, but Filat shoves him to the ropes. Shoulder block that creates a stand off, before Filat elbows Ruckus in the face and attempts a DDT. Denied, Ruckus backbody drops him to the mat, but Filat rolls him up and grabs the ropes for the second pinfall.

IB: Oh that son of a…

GR: Filat’s one step closer to retaining his title!

We are now at the third fall. Filat picks up Ruckus and hits him with an uppercut. He whips him across the ropes, going for a sleeper Ruckus but suddenly Ruckus clotheslines Filat to the floor unleashes a flurry of offense, landing punches left and right to the body and facial area of Filat! Ruckus picks him up and delivers a quick belly to belly suplex for the cover. 1…2…NO! Filat kicks out as Ruckus picks up Filat again. He hits him with a DDT, gets back up to his feet and goes for the Director’s Cut but suddenly JQ emerges from the back with a steel chair! He climbs on top of the apron to attack but Ruckus merely punches the chair into the face of JQ as he stumbles to the floor in comedic fashion. Filat uses this oppertunity to roll him up in a small package, but Ruckus reverses it for the three count, winning the championship!

Ryan Ruckus, who had a run as Sin City Wrestling’s champion earlier in the year, wins Siberian Wrestling’s Voyle Title two falls to one.

Desert Sex talks about the TFWF vs. SW match.

T.F.W.F. Intercontential Championship Match
Jose Ramon (c) vs Phenom

Will we see yet another title change?

…Landing on his feet, Ramon looks at Phenom, grits his teeth again, and leaps in the air, catching Phenom flush on the jaw with both feet as he executes a perfect standing dropkick that sends the big man crashing to the mat. Ramon, struggling, tries to bounce right back to his feet, but drops to his knees, clutching his ribs, and watching as Phenom slowly starts to get up again. Somewhere, Ramon finds the energy to launch himself forward, driving his shoulder into Phenom to deliver a Spear that takes them both to the mat. Ramon stays on top of Phenom, an arm draped over him, and the referee drops and starts the pin count. 1… 2… And Phenom rolls out from underneath the weak pin, while Ramon, sucking in deep, painful breaths, drags himself towards the ropes and starts using them to once more get to his feet. Jose begins to pull himself up from the ropes. He starts to mount the top rope, but he can’t seem to get his balance.

SC: Looks like Jose might well go for something here, Snoop…he needs to hit it big…

SJ: COME ON PHENOM!

Phenom is on his feet now dazed and wombling as Jose prepares himself for a high cross body, but Phenom catches him around the throat and WHAM hits a ‘Final Destination’ He flops onto Jose and hooks the leg for the one, two and three…

Yes.  The Phenom defeats Ramon and is TFWF’s new Intercontinental Champion. 

DOUBLE MAIN EVENT: Undisputed World Heavyweight Championship
‘The Mould’ JC McDonald (c) vs Sebastian Cross

…The crowd are screaming for Cross to hang on but he looks in serious pain as his hand hovers just above the mat!!!  McDonald is yelling for the tap out but Cross shakes his head and tries to fight through the pain.  He begins to crawl towards the ropes, dragging McDonald with him, but just as he is within a few inches of the ropes, McDonald drags him back into the centre of the ring and really sits down on the Boston crab!!!  Cross screams in pain but somehow is able to turn his body around, hook McDonald with his legs and pull him down into a pinning combination, 1……..2…..McDonald kicks out!!  The two warriors stagger to their feet but McDonald is quicker and he blasts Cross with a running forearm shot to the head.  He whips him off the ropes and goes for a big boot, but Cross ducks and leaps onto the middle rope, he springboards back but McDonald catches him and then heaves him up and plants him with the ‘Perfecto!!!!!’  The crowd heat is huge as the blood World Champion collapses onto Cross and makes the cover, 1………2……NO!!  Cross just kicks out in time!!!  McDonald is stunned as Cross breathes heavily on the mat.  McDonald gets up and drags the lifeless Cross to the corner and then climbs the turnbuckles before dragging Cross up with him!!  The crowd are buzzing as McDonald looks to be setting himself for a ‘Perfecto’ off the top rope!!!

SC:  If he hits this then this match is over!!

SJ:  No shit Sherlock!!

GR:  I can’t watch!!

McDonald goes for the ‘Perfecto’ and heaves Cross up, he leaps off the top turnbuckle but in mid air Cross is able to flip back into a hurricanranna and McDonald crashes head first onto the mat!!!  The crowd are going insane as Cross crawls arm over arm to McDonald and lays a hand on his chest for the cover, 1……….2…….McDonald kicks out!!!!  The crowd can’t believe it!!  Cross can’t believe it either!!  He quickly brings McDonald to his feet as goes for the ‘Divine Intervention’ but his back can’t take it and he can’t complete the move.  McDonald drops to one knee and then smashes Cross with a low blow to some massive crowd heat!!  The referee threatens to disqualify McDonald but he ignores him and heaves Cross up for the ‘Perfecto’ but Cross slips down his back and into a sunset flip, 1…….2…..McDonald kicks out!!  Cross is up as McDonald is on his knees and Cross blasts him with a punt to the face and then with every last drop of strength in his body he heaves McDonald up and plants him with the ‘Divine Intervention!!!!’  The crowd pop is huge as McDonald is out cold.  Cross staggers to the corner and then to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a shooting star press right onto McDonald!!!  He makes the cover, 1……..2……..3!!!!!!   The crowd roar as Cross pins McDonald and wins the World Heavyweight Title once again!!!!

 Sebastian Cross wins back the TFWF World Heavyweight Title in a great, great match with former champion JC McDonald.

The Management is back with Dorian Wong.  Wong doesn’t speak but taps his watch.  Wong is one creepy dude.

Siberian Rules Match – T.F.W.F. vs SW
Desert Sex (Scorpio/Ness/Creme de la Creme) vs Cecile Lecrux/Darkseid/Andrei Sorokov

Cecile charges off the ropes, leaping over a ducking Scorpio and running right into a spinning spinebuster from Ness! Ness goes for the cover. 1… 2… 3!! No, shoulder up!! Ness slaps the mat in frustration before he stands over Cecile’s prone body, setting her up for the Fade to Black. However, Andrei comes charging in with a clothesline, Ness grabbing him as the two men go tumbling out of the ring. Cecile slowly gets to her feet, as does Crèmè and Scorpio, now with his pants pulled up. They kick Cecile in the gut, lifting her up for a double suplex. However, Cecile manages to counter into a double DDT, dropping both men hard on their heads. Climbing up to the third rope, Cecile prepares to leap off onto the duo before she is crotched onto the ropes by Darkseid, who grabs blindly at the ropes as he tries to lift himself up. From outside comes Andrei, who looks at Cecile before arguing with Darkseid about his actions. Darkseid gets in his face as the two glare at each other. Cecile slowly gets up, getting between the two men as she starts talking to Darkseid. Andrei moves her to the side, getting in Darkseid’s face before Cecile spins Andrei around, showing annoyance as she starts shouting at him. Suddenly from behind Darkseid is brought hard to the mat, crashing onto Andrei while Desert Sex let go of Darkseid’s legs. Cecile comes flying over the top, but Desert Sex scatter in time, Cecile crashing down hard to the outside. Swarming quickly, Scorpio and Crèmè both start kicking away Darkseid to the floor as Andrei slowly gets to his feet. Scorpio motions for Ness and Crèmè to hold him up as Scorpio charges back, hitting Andrei with a jumping Glitterazi. With Andrei crumpling to the mat, Scorpio looks down before he motions to Ness and Crèmè. Crèmè climbs the turnbuckle while Ness lifts Andrei up into a powerbomb. As Ness throws down Andrei, Crèmè leaps off and connects with the Thongs of Praise! Crèmè slides himself onto Andrei for the cover. 1… 2… 3!!!

IB: And they do it again! Desert Sex with a huge size disadvantage overcome three dangerous convicts and prove the superior teamwork.

Next, the long awaited meeting between Cross and Wong.  Wong informs Cross that his family is with the Reverend James Onlee and the Church of Onlee.  Cross snaps and tries to attack Wong.  Security rushes in and drags Cross away.

Anything Goes Match
Jack Hondo vs Iziah Hunter

Hunter is the one who ‘ended’ the career of Kirsta Lewis the week before (even though she showed up at High Octane Wrestling’s opening night looking no worse for the wear).  Hondo is allegedly Lewis’s conspirator. 

Hondo is in a lot of trouble as the pain is just as much for him as it is Hunter. Hunter eventually spins the figure four over and the pressure is reversed! Hondo and Hunter break the hold off and Jack is holding his knee in a lot of pain. Hunter gets to his feet and pulls Jack to his, he goes for a ddt and connects. Hunter goes and grabs a chair and places it over the knee of Hondo. He mounts the top rope and looks down with a sick look on his face.

SJ:  He is going to completely snap his knee if he connects with this!

SC:  Hondo’s career in the T.F.W.F. could be over before it starts…

Hunter goes for the knee stomp from the top, but Hondo rolls out of the way. Hunter tries to pull him to his feet, but Hondo blocks the move and scores a sit down jawbreaker. Hunter is stunned, Hondo somehow gets to his feet and delivers a ‘Pump HONDOslam’ he makes the cover, for the one, the two and the three!!!

SC: Hondo did it, he did it! Iziah Hunter has been defeated here in Siberia!

SJ: You have to be kidding me, where did that come from?

Hondo falls back down on the mat and clutches his knee. He eventually slowly gets up and limps as the referee holds his hand in the air. Chants of ‘Finish Him’ with the chair echo through the warehouse. Hondo shakes his head as he wants none of it. He waits for his music to play out before beginning his limping walk to get some medical attention on the knee.

Wong escapes by attacking The Management and taking a letter opener to his tongue, leaving him locked inside the cell. 

DOUBLE MAIN EVENT: Rhys Pect Special Guest Referee   
Fallen Angel vs Sandy Makel

Both are former TFWF Champions.  Makel was the True Expert titleholder for several months in 2009.

…JC and Jonnah immediately get to the apron, but it isn’t long before we see Jack Hondo and Exile run down the aisle, grabbing both Killers by the ankles and pulling them down to the floor! A massive brawl ensues on the outside as Angel eventually backs off of Pect, going right back to stomping on Makel. He takes a moment to look out the ring, directing traffic every now and then as JC and Jonnah continued their melee with Exile and Hondo. As Angel lays in one more stomp, he leans down to pick Makel — only to get wrapped in a surprise inside cradle! ONE! TWO! THR–! NO! KICKOUT BY FALLEN ANGEL!  For a millisecond, there’s a look of disappointment on Pect’s face as Angel kicks out. Angel immediately gets up, smashing Makel with clubbing blow to the back of the head before pulling him in for a “Cradle of Darkness.” Without wasting any time, he hoists Makel up, but the attempt is blocked by the”King of Risk” as he blasts Angel with a dropkick that sends the big man in the corner! He dashes forward with a running forearm, but Angel catches him by the waist, spinning out of the corner and delivering a HUGE overhead belly-to-belly suplex that sends Makel soaring through the air and crashing to the mat! He goes in for the pin — and can only yield a two-and-a-half count! A very visibly-frustrated Angel, still favoring his hands, drops a solid knee on Makel’s forehead before picking him up again. He hurls Makel into the turnbuckles, but Makel manages to reverse it, sending Angel chest-first into the corner! He stumbles backwards clumsily as Makel is right back on him, hooking Angel’s arms and just narrowly managing to nail a “Seven Out” right out of the corner! He bridges for the pin as Pect slides in, but what’s this?! On the outside, we see Jonnah get the better of Exile and pull out one of Makel’s feet out from under him, killing the bridge! Angel rolls over to his side thanks to the sudden shift of momentum as a thoroughly pissed-off Makel stares daggers into Street. Street laughs to himself, but ends up getting nailed by Exile with a 619 on the outside using the ringpost! The disorder has hit a fever pitch now, but here’s Makel and Angel slugging it out, blow for blow, in the middle of the ring! After some SOLID connections, there’s a swing and a miss from Angel as Sandy tries to hook the “Seven Out” again! NO! Angel powers out and hits a knee-lift before going for the “Cradle of Darkness!” Denied by Makel as he pushes off! Angel stepping forward with a lariat, but here’s Makel stepping forward to feint a back elbow before utilizing a lightning-fast, school boy roll-up on the big man that catches him by surprise! Makel cinches it tightly, and HERE’S PECT IN POSITION — ONE! TWO! THREE! ANGEL KICKING OUT JUST A HAIR AFTER THE THREE-COUNT! SANDY MAKEL HAS JUST TAKEN THIS MATCH!

Even the Career Killers interference can’t deliver a victory for Fallen Angel as Makel pulls out a tough win in Siberia.

All in all, excellent show.  It should be very interesting to see what happens now that Dorian Wong is back on the loose.