2009 WWR E-Wrestling Awards- Part Three

Best Male E-Wrestler
Myke Adams- Simcoe County
Aceldama- High Octane Wrestling
Alias- Fans Wrestling Organization

Suave: “And now, we’re to the best Male E-Wrestler of the Year category.  All three of these men have spent the vast majority of the year ranked in the Top 10 in the WWR rankings.  All three of these wrestlers have held their federation’s top title belt at some point during the year.  All three of these wrestlers are more than worthy of being the Best Male E-Wrestler of the Year.  Here are our nominees:

1) Myke Adams- Simcoe County

(Source: Simcoe County)
Myke Adams © vs. Chris Champion for the SCCW Title
…[On the arena floor, Myke fights his way up using the ring apron for leverage, Chris Champion is using Johnny and Ryan’s announce table.]

Ryan Antonelli – Come on Chris, get up! Get up!

[Myke grabs at the ropes and pulls himself up, he scales to the top turnbuckles and stares down at a slowly rising Champion. Myke looks out over the crowd, they scream loudly, awaiting something crazy.]

Johnny Wilkins – Uh, Ryan GET UP!

[Myke dives from the top of the turnbuckles, sailing through the air outside the ring as he looks for an insane suicide plancha onto Chris Champion. Chris was waiting for it however as he moves aside and the crowd literally goes silent, gasping as Myke crashes into and through Wilkins and Antonelli’s announce table! Shreds of wood and paper work go everywhere, Myke lying in the mess of broken table, breathing slowly. The referee has started his count, but Champion waste no time in hoisting Myke from the remains of the table and shoving him into the ring, he follows in after.]

Johnny Wilkins – Uh folks, Myke just flew through our table, he could be seriously injured.

Ryan Antonelli – That’s what happens when you’re a show off.

[Chris gets to his feet, smiling almost victorious as he tugs Adams to his feet and grabs him up into a power bomb position before twisting him up and around and charging forward! Champion crunches Adams over the mat with a devastating Cannon Bomb before making a solid pin!]

Johnny Wilkins – CANNON BOMB! And after that fall through the table, I dunno Ryan… New champion.

Ryan Antonelli – Oh he admits it!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE… NO!

[The crowd goes nuts as Myke’s manages to move a shoulder right before the three count, Chris Champion is stunned. He gets up to his knee before shrugging at Max Money, Money is livid! He shouts til hIS face turns bright red, we are unable to make out anything he barks at Chris however. Chris pulls Myke up and flings him into the ropes, Adams bounces out as Champion rushes by him and hit’s the ropes too, as Myke bounces out of the opposite ropes, Chris looks for a spear only the crowd goes ballistic as Myke snaps himself backward and levels the challenger with a wicked side kick to the chin! It makes an echoing slap off Chris’s face as he stumbles backward before twisting in a dazed circle and falling to the mat.]

Johnny Wilkins – Holy crap Egoshredder from nowhere! Myke cannot capitalize though, he is still feeling his fall through our table and the Cannon Bomb that followed it!

Ryan Antonelli – No Chris, GET up!

[Chris Champion and Myke Adams both stir, Myke still wreathing from his crashing fall moments ago as he uses the ropes to stand. Chris gets up as well, he shakes his head, trying to shake off the Egoshredder as he turns and rushes towards Myke, SLAP! Another Egoshredder from Myke connects square with Chris Champion’s face! Blood flying from his nose and mouth as he lands back first over the mat, clutching his face now as Myke falls to his knees, hanging onto the ropes.]

Johnny Wilkins – JESUS that was a vicious kick, another Egoshredder, Myke might be able to make a cover here.

Ryan Antonelli – NO!

[Myke falls from the ropes right over top the fallen Chris Champion, he hooks a leg and bangs his hair around with the referee’s count.]

ONE!

TWO!

THR…

[NO! Chris shoves Myke from him with force, anger all over his face as he bleeds from his upper lip and right nostril. Myke rolls a few feet from him, still reeling in pain as he lies back down to the mat, breathing heavy as Chris sits up, shaking his head vigorously to try and fight to headache two Egoshredders have caused.]

Johnny Wilkins – I cannot believe Chris took two Egoshredders and still kicked out!

Ryan Antonelli – Why? He’s the Battle Machine moron!

[Chris slowly gets up, struggling to keep his balance as the two kicks obviously rattled him, Myke, to the crowd’s delight, kick flips his feet and charges at Chris. Myke jumps up beside him and looks for a bulldog on him, but Champion blocks it and catches Myke under his arm, he spins wildly and crunches Myke over the canvas with a nasty side slam! Making a heavy pin in the process as the crowd scream out, trying to rally their champion.]

Johnny Wilkins – Nice counter and the pin!

ONE!

TWO!

[The referee breaks the count, pointing Chris’ attention to the ropes where Myke’s right arm has flung out and snatched the bottom rope tightly in his hand. Champion slams a hand over the mat and growls almost as he rushes up to his feet and shakes his head some more, he is still weary from the kicks as he leans over to grab Myke up only for Adams to quickly roll him up into a tight pin!]

Ryan Antonelli – NO!

Johnny Wilkins – The champ with a quick roll up!

ONE!

TWO!!

THR… NO!

[Chris manages to break free and kick out of the roll up, sitting up as he still shakes his head, blinking multiple times as you can see his head is pounding inside. The blood from his lip and nose smeared over his face as Myke sits up as well, Myke looks over the crowd, still hurting from his attack at the hands of his brother and Grim, and his journey from the top rope through the announce table. He rolls to a stand and hops over Chris, hitting the ropes as he rebounds out with a vile dropkick to Champion’s face! Chris goes down back first over the mat as Myke scrambles to get his footing.]

Johnny Wilkins – Dang what a kick, Myke is really working on Champion’s head here tonight!

Ryan Antonelli – Chris will bounce back, he will.

[Myke leans over, resting his hands on his knees as he tries to regain his composure a bit, watching as Chris rolls to his side before sitting up, rubbing at his bloody face before he starts to stand. Myke runs in as Champion stands and dives into the air, grabbing Chris around the neck from behind as he falls straight to the mat behind him, bringing Champion’s back down over his knees as they both fall backward! The crowd chimes in with a booming…]

Crowd – OHHH!

Johnny Wilkins – What in the World was that?

Ryan Antonelli – A dirty move!

Johnny Wilkins – Perfectly legal, just wicked as hell!

[Myke shoves the hurting Chris off of him and starts to his feet, he stares over the crowd for a moment for he charges the nearest turnbuckles and scales them in a single bound. He slowly stands and signals the crowd.]

Johnny Wilkins – Oh my Swanton time!

Ryan Antonelli – NO, GO MAX!

[Max Money has gotten on the apron, he shoves at Myke.  The crowd boos for a moment, but start roaring in delight as Myke’s great balance shows, he manages to somehow uses Max’s shove to launch himself in the air as he somehow manages to crash down over Chris with a sick Swanton Bomb! Money is in shock as the crowd scream in delight, Max hops from the apron, grabbing at his hair as Myke remains over Champion, for a pin the crowd counting with the ref.]

Johnny Wilkins – Money tried to cheat and Myke still managed the Swanton, WHAT a move!

ONE!

TWO!!

NO!

[Money grabbed Myke’s ankle and used all his strength to tug him off of Champion! The crowd boos as the referee signals for the bell! He yells out that Champion is disqualified!]

Johnny Wilkins – Oh Money just got Chris disqualified! Right after a Swanton Bomb from Myke Adams… Sleazy, just sleazy move!

Winner : and still SCCW Heavyweight Champion Myke Adams

2. Aceldama- High Octane Wrestling

(Source: HOW)
Aceldama © vs. ‘Perfect’ Paul Paras
…Aceldama leans down and lifts Triple P to his feet by his hair. He weakens his opponent’s limbs with a variety of stretches and holds that gives Aceldama the advantage for nearly 7 minutes!

Benny Newell: Fucking Christ… will you just end this match already?

Triple P answers Romeo Ward’s count before he reaches ten and Aceldama is quick to follow up, refusing to allow his opponent any time to recover. He quickly lifts Triple and delivers a resounding Jacknife Powerbomb that echoes throughout the arena upon impact!

Ryan Faze: Things don’t look good here for Tri-

Benny Newell: -ple Pussy! Ha ha! He might be an even bigger pussy than you, Faze!

Not satisfied with his efforts thus far, Aceldama gathers a broken Triple P and lifts him again.

Ryan Faze: Wait a second, it looks like we’re about to see an-

Benny Newell: DRINK!

Ryan Faze: Will y-

Benny Newell: DRINK!

Ryan Faze: Stop doing th-

Benny Newell: DRINK!

Ryan Faze: Alright, that’s enou-

Benny Newell: DRINK!

Benny takes four quick swigs of Jack Daniels, the last night until the pay-per-view that he gets to enjoy his favorite “beverage”, while Aceldama delivers ANOTHER Jacknife Powerbomb to Triple P!

Aceldama exhausts a deep sigh, catching his breath momentarily, before calling Romeo Ward off of his administered ten-count. Romeo shrugs and Aceldama goes right back to work, lifting Triple P to his feet once again and sending him right back down with his Fall of the Berlin Wall Clothesline.

Ryan Faze: Triple P nearly got his head taken right off!

Benny Newell: DRINK! Damn, I was in mid-swig there… too late.

The impact of 2 Jacknife Powerbombs and a devastating lariat is adequate enough by Aceldama’s standards, as he stands over his opponent for a moment before gesturing to Ward to start the ten-count.

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6!

7!!

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Benny Newell: Holy shit! This actually might be all she wrote! It’s about fucking time!

9!!!

10!!!

DING ~ DING ~ DING!

The fans explode into cheers after witnessing first-hand the Best-of-Seven series come to a dramatic close on the final show before the pay-per-view. Aceldama raises his arms in victory as Romeo Ward retrieves the World Title from Kimber Marshall and hands it back to him proudly.

Kimber Marshall: Here is your winner… and STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION after winning the Best-of-Seven World title series, 4 matches to 2… ACELDAMA!!!

Ryan Faze: He has done it! Aceldama retains the World championship!

3. Alias- All-Star Championship Wrestling, Fans Wrestling Organization

(Source: ACW)
Alias © vs. Trevor Wilson aka…Rejection for the Scorpion Fighting Championship
……The Pulp Hero looked to stand up again while holding the Apex Predator but both his core finally gave completely, and both men collapsed on the canvas. Alias favored his now bleeding stomach, cursing the stupid move of so much constant stress on it in the name of putting away the match, as Rejection did the same with his back, and his most recent concussion from the consecutive suplexes. It may not be a concussion in actuality, but you try telling that to the Apex Predator at this stage of the match up? I didn’t think so.

Both men slowly began to finally make it to there feet using the ropes on opposite sides of the ring. Rejection made up just a second sooner, and seeing Alias leaning on the opposite ropes, he rushed towards him with a hard knee that connected with fervor against Alias’s bandaged midsection. The Scorpion Fighting Champion groaned and collapsed down and Rejection simply tucked Alias’s head in between his legs and eyed the corner with PAIN in mind.

The Apex Predator hefted Alias up, into a crucifx powerbomb. The Pulp Hero thrashed for a moment, but this was the debut of something new for the ACW faithful… and then the Heart and Soul of ACW was then thrown into…

The Deep End into the top turnbuckle!

Alias collapsed into a crumpled heap in the corner, as Rejection tugged him out a bit and made the cover.

Was this it? Was this the end of the reign, which began at Fight Night?

ONE!

TWO!

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THREE!

Wow.

NO! Alias somehow had the state of mind to grab the bottom rope nearby and use it as leverage to pull up his shoulder in time. This was a Scorpion title fight, so it wasn’t going to stop the pinfall in any conventional way… the Pulp Hero had to be a creative problem solver.

Alias was brought to his feet, by a frustrated Rejection, who shook his head with a ‘No Damn WAY’ kind of grin. Even Spaes was shaking his head in disbelief from the crowd… he was taking mental notes, most certainly in a ‘Note to self…’ kind of way. Alias wasn’t thinking anything, he was only on auto-pilot of survival right now. That’s when the thought of banging a plan into head, came to him. He lashed out at the in control Rejection with a headbutt.

THUD.

And another.

THUD.

And three more.

THUD.

THUD.

THUD.

The Original Pulp Hero was certainly using his head to get out of the clear and present danger. The repetition of headbutt after mind numbing headbutt had the LEGION alumni out on his feet. Alias released the Rejection’s arms and the Apex Predator hit the ground. The Pulp Hero was only slightly better off, and stumbled into the corner were moments before his head had been power-bomed. It’s times like these that Alias had to go over the concussion checklist.

Confusion? CHECK.

Amnesia? CHECK.

Headache? CHECK.

Dizziness? CHECK.

Ringing in the ears? CHECK.

Nausea or vomiting? Wait for it…

Slurred speech? “Fuggin’ hell, we’re going to have to end this quickly.” CHECK.

Fatigue? Alias stumbled out of the corner, his breath heavy and rebounded off the ropes, catching the recovering Rejection with his a rising knee strike, which was a clear indication as to what was in store for the Scorpion Fighting challenger. Rejection was angry now though, and returned quicker then Alias had expect, almost frothing at the mouth now.

The Pulp Hero gulped, and charged at Rejection once more, only to get kicked in the face. Rejection planted the reeling Pulp Hero with a double-underhook overhead belly-to-belly suplex, thereby furthering his status as a pretty innovative blackhearted bastard, especially for a man his size. It was shades of Osyrus, for the ACW faithful of Montreal. Oh, but Apex Predator was far from over. Especially after those damn headbutts. He was moving in for the kill now.

So was The Pulp, unfortunately enough for The Predator. Wait… what now? Let me clarify; when Rejection stooped over to pick Alias up, ready to lay the Scorpion Fighting Champion out with the Bastard’s Black Headcrusher, the Heart and Soul of ACW popped up with a Scorpion Rules legal low blow. Not to say that the crowd, and most of all Rejection weren’t still surprised by it. Spaes was roaring from the crowd, forgetting for the moment that just because the match had taken place entirely within the ring, that it still had little to no rules to it.

The Blackhearted Bastard doubled over, gritting his teeth… definitely feeling that one.

And with his opponent in a compromising situation, Alias decided to take full advantage. Alias kicked out the knees from the Apex Predator, and then scrambled behind him, locking it in and locking it in tight.

ANARCHY’S LULLABY

“Quit, Rejection.”

“You low-blowed me you son of a—“

“I’m not a role model, I’m a fighter. And a champion. That’s why they love me… and why they’ll grow to love you. Now quit, you bastard!” Alias wasn’t letting go, and Rejection gritted his teeth further. But knew he too would fall to the same submission that Seymour Almasy, Jimmy Cain and many others had also recently fallen too.

This time.

TAP. TAP. TAP.

Rejection would walk away from this fight as well, he had decided, just as he had when he and Alias had first met. Alias released him, and rolled to his side, his eyes immediately finding Spaes in the crowd as he lay on the mat. He looked at the man who he had not forgotten these last six years, even if history had. Alias’s teeth gritted. Next week. It would finally happen. They would meet again. Different men. Changed men.

WINNER: Alias via submission (Anarchy’s Lullaby); STILL Scorpion Fighting Champion

Suave: “And the winner is……

2009 BEST MALE E-WRESTLER OF THE YEAR
ACELDAMA- HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING

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Best Federation:
Wrestling Midwest
Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation
High Octane Wrestling

Suave: “Our next category is Best Federation of the year.  We’ve talked extensively about all three nominees already so let’s get right down to it.  The three nominees for Best Federation of the Year are…”

Wrestling Midwest
The small federation out of Cleveland, Ohio that’s provided many big, big moments this year.  Featuring stars such as: Valora, Druscilla, AWS Man, Kronin, Ryven, Adam Pyre, Hecate, and Amariie among others, Wrestling Midwest had a spectacular 2009 and is poised for bigger and better things in 2010.

Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation
For 12 years , TFWF has been THE standard when it comes to e-federations.  2009 was no exception.  Several high profile angles.  Off the chart PPV shows such as Death or Glory and Hard Steel (w/the PWR).  And stars such as Sandy Makel, JC McDonald, Sebastian Cross, Joel Bryant among others.  Even after all these years,  TFWF still sets the bar for other federations to aspire to.

High Octane Wrestling
Featuring personalities such as Max Kael, Aceldama, Graystone, Jatt Starr, Scottywood, Shane Reynolds, and Kirsta Lewis, HOW is riding the wave of momentum and leading the vanguard of up and coming federations such as Dream Wrestling Federation, Wrestling Midwest, Global Division of Wrestling, Simcoe County Championship Wrestling, Siberian Wrestling, Wrestling Championship Federation, Xtreme World Wrestling, and Just Wrestling among others.

Suave: “And the winner is…

2009 BEST FEDERATION OF THE YEAR

TOTALLY FICTIONAL WRESTLING FEDERATION

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Show of the Year:

-Global Division of Wrestling Last Respects 2009 (Main Event: Angela Jameson vs. Glory Braddock for the GDW Heavyweight Title) December 2009

-WWR Supershow I (Wrestlers from 11 different federations participate including the WWR’s #1 ranked men’s, women’s, and tag team wrestlers in the same match) August 2009

-TFWF Death or Glory (Fallen Angel wins the Heavyweight title/Wong vs. Cross in the Main Event) June 2009

Suave: “What makes a great show?  Plenty of action.  Drama.  Surprises.  Great matches?  Each of these three shows contained these elements and more and that’s why they are the final three nominees for Best Show of the Year.   They are:

Global Division of Wrestling: Last Respects 2009
Main Event: Angela Jameson vs. Glory Braddock for the GDW Heavyweight Title- December 2009

http://freewebs.com/gdwwrestling/lastrespects2009.html

WWR Supershow I: WWR Completely Deranged
Featured wrestlers from 11 different federations including the WWR’s #1 ranked men’s, women’s, and tag team wrestlers.- August 2009

?  WWR Completely Deranged- Part 1

?  WWR Completely Deranged- Part 2

?  WWR Completely Deranged: PCW Women’s-MVW Title Unification Match

?  WWR Completely Deranged: McGill v. Polowy plus bonus match

Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation: Death or Glory 2009
Main Event: Dorian Wong vs. Sebastian Cross- June 2009

http://www.tfwf.net/tfwf.htm

Suave: “And the winner is…”

2009 SHOW OF THE YEAR

TOTALLY FICTIONAL WRESTLING FEDERATION: DEATH OR GLORY 2009

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Match of the Year:
-Max Danger vs. Kelly Masters (All-Star Wrestling Legends III)- June 2009
-Level One vs. Crazyman (The Experts Present Level One vs. Crazyman- May 2009)
-Dos Equis vs. Phil Atken vs. Impulse vs. Brock Alyas vs. “Fakepulse” vs. Cameron Cruise (New Frontier Wrestling Sears Tower- March 2009)

Suave: “2009 saw several exceptional matches take place.

Level One vs. Georgie Nickles (Experts Rival Factions- November 2009) saw Georgie Nickles go over after being penalized early on in the bout and being forced to pin L-1 for a four count.

Shawn Jessica Hart vs. Oliver Ranken (Legacy of Champions ‘Ready…Set…Wrestle’ August 2009) saw a Rocky-type effort put forth by Ranken who nearly pulled off what would have been the biggest upset of the year.

Aimz vs. Wyatt Connors (Sin City Championship Wrestling Equilibrium PPV- September 2009) saw two determined foes willing to do whatever it took to win the match.

Valora Salinas vs. Adam Pyre II (Wrestling Midwest Burn PPV- August 2009) was a hardcore classic set inside a fiery cage that saw WMW’s Hardcore Queen reign supreme once again over Adam Pyre.

Max Kael vs. Shane Reynolds (High Octane Wrestling Capitol Punishment- August 2009) in a 60 minute match where both men would have gone to the ends of the earth to defeat the other.   A match that couldn’t be contained inside the arena.

Suave: “But these three matches rose above the rest.  Here are our three nominees…”

1. Max Danger vs. Kelly Masters- King of Submissions Match
All-Star Wrestling- Legends III, June 2009

http://acw.ewtorch.com/television/archive/legendsiii.shtml

2. Level-One vs. Crazyman
The Experts Present Level-One vs. Crazyman, May 2009

http://www.dreamwrestling.com/content.php?p=lvlmancrzyman

3. Dos Equis vs. Phil Atken vs. Impulse vs. Brock Alyas vs. “Fakepulse” vs. Cameron Cruise- Sears Tower TV Title Match
New Frontier Wrestling Crash TV 47, March 2009

http://nfw.e-wrestling.org/content.php?p=results&id=99#

Suave: “And the winner is…”

2009 MATCH OF THE YEAR
LEVEL ONE VS. CRAZYMAN
THE EXPERTS PRESENT LEVEL ONE VS. CRAZYMAN, MAY 2009

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E-Wrestler of the Year: (the best of the best)Joe the Plumber- New Frontier WrestlingLevel One- Action Packed Wrestling, Dream Wrestling Federation, and the Experts
Kirsta Lewis- Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation, Viking Wrestling Federation, Simcoe County, High Octane Wrestling

Suave: “And now, the final category.  The best of the best- the E-Wrestler of the Year.  Before we get to the three nominees, let’s review the final WWR Rankings for 2009.

TAG TEAM
1. 39.2 Egg Bandits(Doozer/Cancer Jiles)- DWF
2. 35.0 Vox Nihili (Alias & Karina Wolfenden)- FWO
3. 34.0 The Anthology(Jared Wells & Larry Tact)- EPW
4. 33.0 The Entourage (Spike Saunders/Callie Urban)- FWO
5. 31.2 ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/’American Citizen’ Kevin Scott- PCW

WOMEN’S
1. 56.2 Alexia- VWF
2. 51.1 Valora Salinas- WMW
3. 51.0 Kirsta Lewis – HOW
4. 49.1 Katherine Stryfe- HIW
5. 38.2 Miss USA- MVW

MEN
1. 62.0 Level One- APW Experts
2. 57.2 Shawn Jessica Hart – LoC   EPW
3. 56.0 Joe the Plumber- NFW
4. 55.1 Myke Adams- Simcoe County
5. 48.2 Keith Scott Zimmerman – FWO

FEDERATION POWER RANKINGS
1. 20.4 Fans Wrestling Organization
2. 14.4 High Octane Wrestling (WfWA)
3. 13.7 Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation (Experts)
4. 12.3 High Impact Wrestling (Experts)
5. 10.3 New Frontier Wrestling (F-Wrestling)
5. 10.3 Xtreme World Wrestling

Suave: “Congratulations to the Egg Bandits- Doozer and Cool Cancer James, Alexia, Level-One, and Fans Wrestling Organization.  And now, here are our three nominees for Best E-Wrestler of the Year…”

1. Joe the Plumber- New Frontier Wrestling
Unbeaten for the past three years.

(Source: NFW)
Joe the Plumber © vs. Legion
……Legion scampered up in a severe state of disarray and found himself wrapped up by Joe and dropped in a modified standing spike spinebuster. JTP then mounted the challenger and started pounding his skull with more rights. Joe ripped up Legion and planted him back into the mat with a Gourdbuster than hit the world’s ugliest running senton across the challenger’s back. Joe than brought Legion up and sent him off the ropes, nailed a boot to the gut and set up for a Powerbomb…only Legion started whacking him in the skull with fists, forearm and elbow smashes. Joe tumbled backwards, Legion landing on top and nearly getting a pin. Both got up and Legion struck first with a kick to the gut and then hit a Reverse Neckbreaker to turn back the tides in his favor.

Legion sat up Joe and started barraging his face and back with nasty sidekicks. Frighteningly, Joe tried to sit up and take as many as possible…his final collapse convinced Legion to go for the pin, but only a near pinfall. Legion brought Joe back up, hit a Triple Rolling Suplex with a rollover pin and once again only got a two count. Time to up the ante, so to speak…so Legion headed up top and hit a spinning back elbow as Joe charged him. Legion went back up top and connected with a big splash. The crowd was on edge, seriously nervous over the prospect of Legion winning the World Title. No dice as Joe was able to kickout just in the nick of time. My mind raced towards why Eddie Mayfield hadn’t intervened yet, then I realized this was a lose-lose situation any which way at the moment and hopefully they’d kill each other.

Legion reeled in JTP into a standing headscissors and hit a Piledriver. Another 2.99 count and Legion freaked out, started yelling at the ref and the fans. Legion took Joe to the turnbuckles and placed him on top, no doubt setting up for his Super Brainbuster…

To the crowd exaltation, Joe started fighting back immediately and knocked Legion from the top rope and hit the world’s greasiest Cross Body Block off the top. As Legion suffocated under the stain-covered chest under JTP, he just managed to kick out from a pinfall attempt. Joe brought Legion back up and slammed him to the mat, climbed up top and somersaulted off…NOBODY HOME.

Now, the crowd was freaking out. Legion quickly got up and set up for the Six Million Dollar Drive to Hell Curbstomp, but JTP broke free just at the last second and rolled out of the way. Joe stood up in a stagger and Legion went for a Lou Thesz Press, but Joe caught him and dropped an Inverted Atomic Drop. Legion stood bowlegged, JTP nailed a kick to the gut and FLUSH!

Shit River Plunge.

Turn out the lights, the party’s over. JTP gets the 3 count and barely survives the surprisingly close challenge from Legion.

2. Level One- Action Packed Wrestling, Dream Wrestling Federation, and the Experts

(Source: Action Packed Wrestling)

… With Slade down and out, Level One signals for the end. Level One lifts Slade up and slowly hooks his arms for the Level Advance. Slade, unhooks his arms free, shoves Level One into the ropes. Level One hit’s the ropes, comes back and gets kicked in the gut, and out of no where, Slade hit’s the FLY FLY! Level One bounces back to the mat. The fans are cheering as Slade jumps at Level One, hooking the near leg for the cover. The crowd counts along.

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Chase: So close

Harvey: That’s why Level One is the world Champion. He knew exactly where he was in that ring

Slade looks at the ref and shows him his 3 fingers. The ref tells Slade that Level One’s foot was on the rope. Slade is up and see’s Level One slowly making his way to his feet. Slade begins stomping his foot on the mat.

Chase: Sounds like he’s going for the Kilq Kick.

The fans clap with each stomp Slade makes. Level One stands up, and Slade goes for the Kilq Kick, but Level One ducks it and lifts Slade up for the Darkness Shrine. Slade struggles out of it, landing behind Level One. Level One turns, and Slade goes for the Kliq Kick again and Level One ducks and Slade connects with the Ref.

Harvey: THE REF IS OUT!

Chase: What a Kick that was. It would have been over for Level One he Slade would have connected with him.

Slade can’t believe he kicked the ref and then checks on the ref. Level One sneaks behind Slade and low blows him. Slade grabs his groin and falls over and Level One goes outside the ring and grabs the APW World Title from the Time Keepers table.

Harvey: What’s he doing with the belt, he didn’t win this match. The match isn’t over.

Level One, with the title in hand, gets back into the ring. Level One gets in position and motions with his hand for Slade to get to his feet. Slade is up and not knowing what’s behind him, turn and Level One nails Slade in the head with the championship belt. Slade is down and Level One shakes the referee awake. Level One covers Slade and the ref counts slowly

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KICK OUT!!!!!!

The arena erupts with the biggest pop of the night.

Harvey: How did Slade do it!

Chase: I think that few extra seconds in the slow count from the ref saved him

Level One is upset. He slams his fist into the mat and then grabs the ref, pulls him to his feet and throws him up and over the top rope. The crowd boo’s as Level One begins walking towards Slade and the boo’s turn into cheers as Slade jumps up and nails the KLIQ KICK! Level One falls in the center of the ring and Slade covers. The crowd counts, but there is no ref. Suddenly, another ref is running down the aisle. He slides into the ring and counts

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Chase: What a match this is.

Harvey: This is the kind of match you end the year with

Slade stands up and see’s the belt lying in the ring. Slade picks the belt up, looks at it and slides it out of the ring. Slade lifts Level One up and brings him to the corner and chops him. Slade throws Level One to the opposite corner and Level One reverses it. Level One runs at Slade and Slade gets a boot up in Level One’s face. Level One stumbles back and Slade comes at Level One with punches. Slade then kicks Level One and goes for the Fly fly again, this time, Level One catches Slades foot, spins him around and kicks Slade in the gut. Level One then throws Slade towards the corner and Slades runs up the ropes. Level One quickly runs and clotheslines Slade’s knee. Slade falls on the top rope. Level One quickly hooks Slade up and pulls him out of the corner.

Chase: He has him in the Level Advance!

Harvey: Slade can’t get out of it

With Level One bringing Slade to the center of the ring, Slade is trying to get out of it and then Level One sits down and nails his finisher. Level One rolls Slade over to his back and covers him

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WINNER AND STILL APW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: LEVEL ONE

3. Kirsta Lewis- – Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation, Viking Wrestling Federation, Simcoe County, High Octane Wrestling

(Source: HOW)
Kirsta Lewis vs. Scottywood

…Joe Hoffman:  Will you stop it!  Wait a minute… from over the barricade!  She’s here!  It’s Kirsta!

Bobbinette discreetly does her best to distract Scottywood from turning around, as Kirsta carefully slides into the ring holding an unknown object.

Benny Newell:  And she’s come prepared for this match with…

Joe Hoffman/Benny Newell:  EXPLOSIVES?!?!?

Benny Newell: DUCK AND COVER JOE!

No sooner does Scottywood turn around than does Kirsta set fire to the objects in her hand and tosses them towards his face.

BOOM!!

BOOM!!

BOOM!!

Joe Hoffman:  Holy Shhhhhhhh-tuff…. Forgive me folks but Kirsta Lewis just set off several small explosives in Scottywood’s face!

Crowd:  H-O-DUBBYA!!  H-O-DUBBYA!!  H-O-DUBBYA!!

Benny Newell:  OH MY GOD!!

All intended Joey Styles references aside, if anything was to define the term “hardcore”, this was it as evidenced by Scottywood rolling and scrambling on the mat in pain, holding his face in agony.  Kirsta smirks at Bobbinette before Carey calls for the bell and the match officially gets under way.

DING ~ DING ~ DING!

With every intention in the world to severely punish her opponent, Kirsta slides out of the ring, leaving Scottywood to try and recuperate from the devastating explosions to his face.  She reaches over the barricade where she entered the match and tosses a variety of weapons from a steel trash can into the ring; razor wire, meat hooks, a steel chair, amongst others.  With Scottywood still nursing his face, Kirsta grabs the garbage can as well and empties the rest of its contents; a bag of thumbtacks, an electric tazer, a bottle of lemon juice, and a small tank filled with scorpions.

Benny Newell:  Looks like Kirsta came prepared…

Joe Hoffman:  Are those scorpions?!?  Ugh!  Those things give me the heebie-jeebies… get ‘em away.  Get ‘em away!

One of the scorpions escapes the tank onto the announce table as Kirsta transports the rest of her “goodies” to the ring, causing Joe to jump out of his chair and behind his broadcast partner.

Benny Newell:  Come on, you pussy!  It’s just a…OWWW! SON OF A MOTHER FUCKIN’ BITCH!  That little fucker stung me!

Joe Hoffman:  See?!?

Benny dusts off the scorpion that stung him and immediately reaches for his bottle of Jack Daniels in an effort to “clean” the wound… or simply get more intoxicated, one of the two.  Meanwhile, back in the ring, Kirsta is sadistically admiring her bag of thumbtacks as Scottywood begins to stir on his knees.  She empties what it possibly thousands of thumbtacks next to the “Hardcore Artist,” as he finally reveals his face after his arms and hands have been nursing the explosion wounds.  It appears he has several severe burns with his flesh as red in spots as ripe tomatoes.  Kirsta sizes up her opponent that is literally over half her size and flicks him off using both middle fingers.  A boot to Scottywood’s gut is blocked though, and Scottywood unexpectedly turns the tables on Lewis with a DDT into the thumbtacks!

Joe Hoffman:  Huge reversal by Scottywood!  Just look at his face though… it’s possible he could have long lasting scars, all thanks to Kirsta Lewis!

Benny Newell:  This match really got off to a bang, didn’t it Joe?

Joe Hoffman:  You just couldn’t help yourself, could you?

With Lewis down, Scottywood shakes off the effects of the explosives and begins stomping away at her with his oversized boot.  He pulls the “Hellcat” up by her hair, revealing a forehead full of thumbtacks that are still stuck to her.  He violently wrenches her head backwards and mouths the words “fuck you Lee” to the camera before capping it off with the deepest, most disgusting hock of bloody spit wad you could imagine down her throat.  Kirsta gags before she ends up vomiting at the feet of Scottywood, who simply laughs.

Benny Newell:  I think I’m going to be sick…

Scottywood finds the array of weapons that surround him in the ring and grins when he finds the small tank of scorpions.  Scotty lifts Kirsta up and plants her with a Samoan Drop back onto the tacks before he grabs the tank and empties the scorpions, maybe 30-40 of them onto Kirsta Lewis!

Crowd:  H-O-DUBBYA!!  H-O-DUBBYA!!  H-O-DUBBYA!!

Kirsta flails her body recklessly as you can tell that several of the scorpions have stung her in different areas, including her face  She stands up and scrambles to brush them off, only to receive a Standing Dropkick from Scottywood as she finishes.  Scottywood shouts at Carey, who’s been a spectator in amazement thus far, and orders her to make the count.

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Joe Hoffman:  Kirsta kicks out!

Benny Newell:  A bit of a SLOW count on Carey’s part, don’t you think Joe?

Joe Hoffman:  Actually, I would say that count was fairly standard, as long as she counts the same for both superstars.

Again, Scottywood brings Kirsta to her feet by her hair, pulling hard in the process, until Kirsta springs to life with dropping neckbreaker, Scottywood’s chin coming down hard on the top of Kirsta’s head.  She immediately grabs a strand of razor wire and slashes it across the face of Scotty, who shrieks in pain as his flesh is torn and burns are scraped.

Kirsta places the razor wire over the face of Scottywood and executes a leg drop onto his face, then hurries to make the cover.

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Joe Hoffman:  Quick kickout by Scottywood!  Perhaps that was a bit faster Benny!

Kirsta pops to her feet and finds the bottle of lemon juice and a tazer nearby.  Oddly enough, she opts for the lemon juice, uncaps the lid, and proceeds to douse Scottywood in the face, further enhancing the pain of the burns and wounds that he’s received thus far in the match and blinding his eyes.  Squealing, Scottywood flails his arms and ends up tripping Kirsta.  He blindly finds a meat hook and is lucky enough to stab the end of it into Kirsta’s side.  With blood now draining from both superstars and blood spattered on her own clothing, a somewhat concerned Bobbinette Carey decides to kick most of the remaining weapons out of the ring, leaving only a few behind.

Joe Hoffman:  Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve never seen anything like this!  Scottywood and Kirsta Lewis are HELL BENT on… well, KILLING each other.

Suave: “And the winner is…”

2009 E-WRESTLER OF THE YEAR
LEVEL ONE- ACTION PACKED WRESTLING AND DREAM WRESTLING FEDERATION

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Suave: “The final results are again…”

Best Announcers
Joe Hoffman and Benny Newell- High Octane Wrestling
Johnny Suave- Political Championship Wrestling
Ryan Antonelli- Simcoe County

Best RP/Writer
Mike Polowy- Hostility and Dream Wrestling Federation
Georgie Nickles- Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation, Phoenix Wrestling Revolution, and the Experts
Level One- Action Packed Wrestling, Dream Wrestling Federation, and The Experts

Angle of the Year
Global Division of Wrestling: Suffrage- the battle for control of GDW
Dream Wrestling Federation: Mike Polowy/DWF Women’s Title
Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation vs. Phoenix Wrestling Revolution: heel turn by Brandon Watkins in February leads to a massive inter fed PPV in September

Best Character
Hoyt Williams- PRIME
Pat Atoe- Hostility
Max Kael- High Octane Wrestling

Best Face
Talon- Hostility
Scarlett Willis- Simcoe County
Sebastian Cross- Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation

Best Heel
Mike Logan- Championship Wrestling Organization
Lee Best- High Octane Wrestling
Mike Polowy- Hostility and Dream Wrestling Federation

Best Fed-Head
Garvin- Wrestling Midwest
Ian Monks- Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation
Lee Best- High Octane Wrestling

Best Tag Team
Egg Bandits- Dream Wrestling Federation
Vox Nihili- Fans Wrestling Organization
Blitzkrieg Funk- Legacy of Champions, Fans Wrestling Organization

Best Female E-Wrestler
Georgie Nickles- Phoenix Wrestling Revolution, The Experts
Miss USA- Dream Wrestling Federation, Missouri Valley Wrestling
Valora Salinas- Wrestling Midwest

Best Male E-Wrestler
Myke Adams- Simcoe County
Aceldama- High Octane Wrestling
Alias- Fans Wrestling Organization

Best Federation
Wrestling Midwest
Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation
High Octane Wrestling

Show of the Year:
-Global Division of Wrestling Last Respects 2009 (Main Event: Angela Jameson vs. Glory Braddock for the GDW Heavyweight Title) December 2009
-WWR Supershow I (Wrestlers from 11 different federations participate including the WWR’s #1 ranked men’s, women’s, and tag team wrestlers in the same match) August 2009
-TFWF Death or Glory (Fallen Angel wins the Heavyweight title/Wong vs. Cross in the Main Event) June 2009

Match of the Year:
Max Danger vs. Kelly Masters (All-Star Wrestling Ultimate Submission Match)- June 2009
Level One vs. Crazyman (The Experts Present Level One vs. Crazyman- May 2009)
Dos Equis vs. Phil Atken vs. Impulse vs. Brock Alyas vs. “Fakepulse” vs. Cameron Cruise (New Frontier Wrestling Sears Tower- March 2009)

E-Wrestler of the Year: (the best of the best)
Joe the Plumber- New Frontier Wrestling
Level One- Action Packed Wrestling, Dream Wrestling Federation, and the Experts
Kirsta Lewis- Totally Fictional Wrestling Federation, Viking Wrestling Federation, Simcoe County, High Octane Wrestling