[MVW] Miss USA Celebrates 6 Month Mark as Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion

Congratulations Miss USA on her six month reign as the first and only Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion.

MVW Champion Miss USA

To commemerate her achievement, here’s the match that gave Miss USA the title.

Replay: MVWA 4

[Dame Judith Carmondy, holding the MVW title belt and Jason Carmondy are inside the ring.  Judith looks rather smug.  Jason subdued.]

Judith: “Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for.  Since Corrina Romanov cannot compete tonight due to an unfortunate accident, she forfeits the match.  This means Christa Carmondy will become the first Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion.”

[The crowd boos.  Judith is momentarily knocked off stride.]

Tessa: “Accident, my ass.”

Judith: “So, without any further ado.  I present to you the new MIssouri Valley Wrestling Champion, Christa Carmondy!”

*Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Drama Queen’ starts playing*

There was a girl i knew who always wanted to be the one to stand out from the crowd
Always believe that she was gonna live her dreams..
That what when down was gonna come around for all the
Doubters non believers the cynical that once were dreamers..
One of these days you’ll open up your eyes and you’ll realize ..

[Christa comes out flanked by Ashley and Vanessa.  Christa's wearing a gown and acts generally as if she's coming to her coronation.]

That girl was a one time teenage drama queen
A hot, tough everyday wannabe…but she’ll have changed her destiny.. now she’s a somebody.
That girl was a wild child dreamer but she found herself.
Cuz she believes in nothin else and you’ll look back and you won’t believe that girl was me.

[Ashley and Vanessa hold the ropes open for Christa.  She ever so daintly climbs into the ring.  Christa looks at Tessa with a self-satisfied 'I got over on you' type grin.  The trio then walk over to Judith.]

Tessa: “I think I’m going to be sick.”

Judith: “Well, Christa.   You have no idea how proud I am of you.”

[Tessa takes off the headphones and gets up .  She climbs up on the ring apron and starts talking to Judith.  Christa turns and scowls at Tessa.  Judith humphs at her.  Tessa climbs in the ring.  Christa hides behind Judith, Ashley, and Vanessa.  Tessa shakes her head and laughs.  Judith confronts Tessa and they begin to argue in the ring.  Christa pokes her head out...]

Christa: ‘YOU’RE RUINING EVERYTHING!  THIS IS *MY* NIGHT!”

[Judith pushes Tessa back.  Tessa pushes Judith.  The lights go off in the arena.   It's thirty seconds of mass confusion.  Finally, the lights come back on...Judith is face to face with 'The Six Foot Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt' Dawn McGill.  The crowd buzzes at this new development.  Christa comes over."

Christa: "I WANT MY BELT. NOOOOW."

[McGill laughs.  The crowd suddenly cheers when a blond woman runs to the ring.  She leaps up on the top turnbuckle.]

Tessa: “Okay, I’m back at my seat.  Someone’s on the top turnbuckle…that’s…Amy Martin…Miss USA in dress clothes!”

[McGill points Christa at the corner.  She turns just as Miss USA connects on a Patriot Missile kick flush to the jaw.]

Tessa: “Miss USA connects with the Patriot Missile!  She hooks the legs.”

[Jason slides to the canvas and pounds the mat.  One.  Two.  Three.]

Tessa: “SHE DID IT!  MISS USA DID IT!  SHE’S THE MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING CHAMPION!  OH MY GOODNESS!”

[Judith's jaw drops.  Jason takes the title belt away from her and calls for a microphone.  The crowd is just roaring at this point.]

Tessa: “I CAN’T BELIEVE IT.  ALL I KNOW WAS THAT THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.  DAWN WHISPERED SOMETHING IN MY EAR.  I LEFT.  MISS USA CAME IN AND SHE’S NOW THE MVW CHAMPION!  HERE’S JASON CARMONDY!”

Jason: “Ladies and gentlemen!  As this is well within MY rights as the Chief Executive Officer of the Missouri Valley Wrestling Association to say, THE WINNER AND NEW MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING CHAMPION- MISS USA!”

[Another roaring ovation follows]

Tessa: “That’s it!  Miss USA is the Missouri Valley Wrestling champion!  That’s all from the QWest Arena in Omaha, Nebraska.  I’m Tessa Martin.  Have a great night everyone!”