MVW Night of Champions Report

Missouri Valley Wrestling Presents Night of Champions
Kemper Arena
Kansas City, MO
Sunday May 23rd, 2010
Hosts: Rick Fantastic and Chastity Gold

MVW Television Title Match

‘Trailer Park Skating Queen’ Tanya Hardy w/the White Trash Posse and

Trailer Park Barbi
vs.

Harley Davisson
vs.

‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans (c)

Jack Zenk – This match is one fall for the MVW Television Title.

*’Queen of My Doublewide Trailer’ by Sammy Kershaw plays*

Well I met her out at Murphy’s restaurant
She said she was fresh from the farm
And I remember thinkin’ for a country girl
That she went pretty well armed
We sat there talkin’ by the lobster tank
I ordered her a slow gin fizz
And when them chicken fried steaks arrived
She said I like living like this…

Jack Zenk – Coming to the ring first from Sullivan, Oregon, and accompanied by the White Trash Posse Jeff and Shane AND Trailer Park Barbi, weighing in at 175 pounds, she’s the Trailer Park Skater Girl- Tanya Hardy!!!

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck
NOW she’s run off and I’ve got to trail her
Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

[Hardy receives a mixed reaction.  Some cheers; some boos.]

*Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild” plays*

Get your motor runnin’ Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Jack Zenk – The second contestant in this three way match, weighing in at 132 pounds, from Sturges, ND, Harley Davisson!!!

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin’ with the wind
And the feelin’ that I’m under
Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature’s child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild

[Harley Davisson walks to the ring. ]

Jack Zenk – And third, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 155 pounds, and accompanied by Mindy ‘The Principal’ Smyth, she is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Television Champion- ‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans!!!

[Brooke Evans comes to the ring. ]

Rick Fantastic – Early on, it was all Brooke Evans.

[Evans nails The Trailer Park Skater Girl with a belly-to-back suplex.]

[Evans suplexes Davisson and goes for the pin.  Hardy breaks it up.]

Rick Fantastic – And then it hit the fan…

[Hardy drags Brooke to the floor.  Referee Davey Keels starts the count (.1)The White Trash Posse attack.   Shane clotheslines Brooke. Evans is speared by Trailer Park Barbi.  (..2) Hardy bounces Evans off the side of the ring and backdrops her.  (...3)  Jeff chokes Brooke.  Mindy 'The Principal' Smyth swings a steel-folding chair and hits Jeff. (....4)   Smyth lariats Trailer Park Barbi, and then nails Shane with the steel-folding chair. (....5) Hardy back in the ring.  Davisson catches her and DDTs her.  Davisson covers but Hardy kicks out at two.]

Rick Fantastic – Referee Davey Keels had his hands full throughout the match.  After a few more minutes, things broke down again.

[Sarah Mae Smith runs in.  Jumping DDT on The Manchester Masterpiece!  Now the White Trash Posse in.  Shane chokes Davisson and holds her for Jeff.  Fist drop by Jeff to Davisson leaves her on the floor.  Shane with an illegal chokehold on Brooke Evans.  Mindy 'The Principal'  Smyth dives in and drops Smith's neck over her knee!   Smyth throws  Smith out of the ring.  Back drop by Davisson, she gets Smyth up for the Electric Chair...she doesn’t see Evans...Evans flies in and breaks it up.  Gut-wrench power bomb by Evans!  The TV champion makes the cover.  1...2...3!!!]

Harley Davisson eliminated.

Rick Fantastic – So Davisson gone and it was down to Hardy and Evans for the television title.

[Snap mare by Hardy but she gets her arm dragged. Armbar into a headscissors takedown by Evans.  Short arm scissors now by Evans.  Hardy reverses out the back and flips Evans over.  Evans reverses that but Hardy makes the ropes.  Evans snaps the arm over the top rope and hits a springboard rollup for 2.   Back to the arm drag and armbar.  Hardy turns over into a Greco-Roman knuckle lock, then applies the Buffalo necktie.  She rocks back with the knees in the back but Evans rolls through and applies the necktie herself.  Hardy again makes the ropes.  Evans perches Hardy up top but Hardy slides between her legs and pushes her off to the floor! Evans lands chin-first on the ramp.]

Rick Fantastic – Hardy on the verge of winning the Television title.  And then this…

[Springboard back elbow by Evans, she tries the Jig N Tonic...countered!  Buckle bomb by Hardy! Suplex...NO!  Mindy 'The Principal' Smyth runs in and hits Hardy with a chair.  Davey Keels sees it and calls for the bell.  Evans was disqualified. ]

WINNER: Tanya Hardy via DQ @ 17:25

Rick Fantastic – Tanya Hardy wins the battle but Brooke Evans retains the MVW Television Title.

Chastity Gold – Hardy has shown remarkable improvement over the past few weeks.

Rick Fantastic – She almost had Evans beat.  But once again, Brooke Evans has proven time and time again since she’s come to Missouri Valley Wrestling that she’s resilient and tough as all get out.

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Tag Team Title Match

‘Terminatrix’ Angel Scott (c)

‘Ms. Lethal Weapon’ Angel Casey (c)
vs.

Easton West (Sherelle West and Maralee Easton)

Jack Zenk – This match is a Standard Match tag match for the MVW Tag Team Title. On their way to the ring at this time, the team of Easton West.

[Easton West walk to the ring.]

Jack Zenk – and their opponents…

*AC/DC’s ‘If You Want Blood’ starts up*

It’s criminal
there ought to be a law
criminal
there ought to be a whole lot more
you get a nothin’ for nothin’
tell me who can you trust
we got what ya want
and you got the lust

Zenk: Their opponents, the team of Angel Scott and Angel Casey- Angels of Death!”

If you want blood (YOU GOT IT)
If you want blood (YOU GOT IT)
BLOOD on the streets
BLOOD on the rocks
BLOOD in the gutter, EVERY LAST DROP,
YOU WANT BLOOD you got it
yes you have

Rick Fantastic – Well, Angels of Death were coming off a tough loss at Tag Wars #3.  Would that affect them in their match against Easton West?  Let’s find out…

[Maralee Easton uses a closed fist on Angel Scott and goes for a dragon screw.  Scott bounces  Easton off the ropes and faceslams her onto the mat.  Scott applies an arm wrench to Maralee.  Easton pulls herself up and gives Scott a reverse neckbreaker.  Angel Casey runs in and fisherman suplexes Easton.  She then sends Easton to ringside. ]

Rick Fantastic – It was a typical rough and tumble Angels of Death match.

Chastity Gold – Weapons everywhere ringside.

[Davey Keels starts the count (.1)  Scott swings a Steel chair and hits Easton. Maralee Easton is bleeding as a result. (..2)  Easton comes back with a jumping sidekick on The Terminatrix. (...3)  Easton measures Scott up and drops a closed fist.  Easton back into the ring.  Casey tagsin and hits a diving elbow smash on Easton.]

Rick Fantastic – Easton West hung in there for a while.  But then the Angels took over.

[Casey executes a split legged moonsault on to Maralee Easton.   She hooks Easton in an armlock leglock submission. The referee checks the situation...Easton escapes.  Now Easton goes for a belly-to-back suplex but is unable to lift Ms. Lethal Weapon.  Easton brings in Sherelle West for Easton West. Ms. Lethal Weapon hits West with an elbowdrop.  Angel Casey follows with an elbow smash to the face.   She tags in Angel Scott.  Scott drops an elbow of her own and sets West up in a side headlock.  Scott DDTs her into the mat.  Casey in the ring.  Double gorilla press by the AoD and then the Death Spiral Drop.  Scott covers.  1...2...3.]

WINNER AND STILL MVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Angels of Death @ 15:51

Rick Fantastic – So, the AoD continued their tag team dominance over Missouri Valley Wrestling with a win over Easton West.

Chastity Gold – Rick, both Angel Scott and Angel Casey are so technically and mentally sound that they were able to put the disappointment of how they fared at Tag Wars #3 behind them and got down to business.  They are still by far the best tag team in Missouri Valley Wrestling.

Rick Fantastic – Highlights from Miss USA vs. ‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels right after these messages.

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MVW Title Match

‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels
vs.

MVW Champion Miss USA

*The opening bars of Charlie Robison’s ‘Down Again’ begin to play*

Well here I go back down again
A vicious circle never ends
I’m up, I’m down, I’m up, and then
Well here I go back down again

Zenk: “This match is for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Title.  The challenger weighs in at 165 pounds.  From Plato, Texas, she is ‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ JACKIE DANIELS!”

It seems like all I do is roam
But you stood by me for so long
And nothings changed except your gone
But seems like all I do is roam

Well here I go back down again
A vicious circle never ends
I’m up, I’m down, I’m up, and then
Well here I go back down again

*Music to Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue” begins*

My daddy served in the army
Where he lost his right eye
But he flew a flag out in our yard
Until the day that he died
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me
To grow up and live happy
In the land of the free.

[Miss USA appears holding up her MVW Title belt.]

Jack Zenk – Weighing in at 117 pounds, from Haines City, FL, she is the Missouri Valley Wrestling Champion- Miss USA!

Hey Uncle Sam
Put your name at the top of his list
And the statue of liberty
Started shakin her fist
And the eagle will fly
Man, its gonna be hell
When you hear mother freedom
Start ringin her bell
And it feels like the whole wide world is raining down on you
Brought to you courtesy of the red white and blue

Rick Fantastic – Here we go.  The big one.  Daniels vs. Miss USA for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Title.  Let’s go to early action in the match…

[Miss USA pulls out a sitdown faceslam from her back pocket, taking Daniels face first into the mat. Miss USA keeps her on the ground and slaps on the sleeperhold.  Referee Davey Keels checks for a tap out...Daniels tries to escape...she fights the hold and somehow is able to make the ropes.]

Rick Fantastic – All Miss USA early on.  Daniels never really was able to get on track.

[Miss USA whips Jackie's feet from under her with a side kick.  She goes second rope and hits Jackie with an elbowdrop.  Jackie dazed and Miss USA on the top rope, Miss USA leaps off with a flying armdrag. ]

[Jackie tries to put Miss USA in an arm grapevine submission.  Miss USA leaps up, swings around Daniels and DDT's her onto the mat. ]

Rick Fantastic – But then it got wild.  Much was said during the week about the trouble Miss USA was having with the Sisterhood of Excellence.  Before the match, Miss USA made it clear she did not want any interference from the Sisterhood.

[Daniels with an uppercut to Miss USA.  Jackie steps back... superkick.   Christa Carmondy of the Sisterhood of Excellence cracked Jackie in the back of the head.  Satellite scissors by Miss USA sent Daniels flying across the the ring.  Miss USA tells Christa to get out of the ring.  Christa refuses.  Miss USA flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop and sends Christa reeling.  Miss USA is attacked by the Mean Girl Clique (Ashley and Vanessa).   Daniels is up again.  Regina McGill runs to the ring.  Flying side kick by Christa takes Miss USA off her feet.  Christa with a headscissors takeover on Daniels.  Carmondy hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on Daniels.  Regina grabs Christa...she suplexes her into the Mean Girl Clique.  Regina gets a chair puts it down on Christa...McGill jumps up and lands a splash on the chair!!  Referee Davey Keels clears the ring.  Miss USA dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Daniels.   5 Star Frog Splash from Miss USA off of the top rope.  Cover...Daniels out at two.  Miss USA goes top rope...PATRIOT MISSILE!  Cover.  Davey Keels counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

WINNER AND STILL MVW CHAMPION: Miss USA @ 12:39

Rick Fantastic – But the Sisterhood of Excellence wasn’t done yet.

[Miss USA holds up the MVW Title.  Christa Carmondy charges in and drops her with a forearm shiver to the back.  The Mean Girl Clique join in and it's a three on one beatdown on Miss USA.  Regina McGill again climbs into the ring but she gets stopped by Mia Margarita.  Margarita pulls her down and locks lips with the young McGill aka...The Long Kiss Goodnight.  McGill's legs give out and she falls to the floor.  Margarita gets hammered from behind by Jackie Daniels.  Daniels throws Margarita head first into the steel barricade and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and Daniels's Splashes the Mean Girl Clique.  Christa wisely ducks out of the ring.]

Rick Fantastic – So now, Miss USA has definitely split with the Sisterhood of Excellence.  What this means for the MVW Champion down the road is yet to be seen.  Let’s recap tonight’s results one more time…

‘Trailer Park Skater Girl’ Tanya Hardy defeated MVW Television Champion Brooke Evans and Harley Davisson via DQ.  Evans retains the TV Title.

MVW Tag Team Champions Angels of Death (Angel Scott and Angel Casey) defeated Easton West (Maralee Easton and Sherelle West to retain the tag team belts.

MVW Champion Miss USA defeated ‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels and retained the MVW Title.

Chastity Gold – That’s going to do it for this week.  I’m Chastity Gold.

Rick Fantastic – And I’m Rick Fantastic.  Next week, Missouri Valley Wrestling is off for Memorial Day but we will replay MVW’s Arch Wrestling Madness PPV.  We will see you in two week in Carbondale, Illinois.