Welcome back fuckos.
So it seems my first piece was universally loved and adored by all. What does this mean? MORE BONER TIME. Oh yeah. This week we are in Belarus. It’s actually a rather nice place… for a fucking cesspit in the middle of a crotch of a whore!
Anyway. The show.
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
COURAGE 113 ¤ [...]
ACW is proud to present COURAGE 114.
Tables, blindfolds, people getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil. It was truly a chaotic night in Poland.
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You won’t regret it. I swear.
COURAGE 113.
From a quaint little township in Belarus.
Don’t know where that is? Haha, you suck at life.
Anyways.
CLICK HERE TO READ ABOUT TREY VINCENT’S FIRST DEFENSE OF THE ACW WORLD TITLE, AND OTHER SUCH MAYHEM! AND TRUST US, THERE WAS A LOT OF MAYHEM!
Next week? Poland, baby.
And it will be a doozy of a slobberknocker.
THE SUPERNATURAL SWAT
JENNA: Whew, that shopping trip went rather well. I don’t trust the quality of the bras here, though. Anyways, I’m a professional and have one last interview for the day. Hello, mysterious guys! The three of you were actually in attendance at COURAGE 112 as fans, but I’ve been told that you’re wrestlers? [...]
KRISTINIA KAGE
JENNA: Well, the hot chocolate was certainly a nice treat. I’m still depressed. But hey, I’m a professional. Hi, Kristinia Kage! It’s really spectacular getting a chance to do this with you. I’m really psyched, because you’re very cool and all. First question for you is, what’s been up with you since LEGENDS IV?
KRISTINIA: [...]
AVO CHAVEZ
JENNA: So, here we are in not-sunny Belarus! It’s more bleak than I expected, which only adds to my depression. But anyways, I’m a professional! Hello, Avo Chavez! Good to talk to you. First question; what’s up with the whole Scott Slugger deal? In fact, who in the world is Scott Slugger?
AVO: Hello! JENNA [...]
As many loyal All-Star Championship Wrestling viewers may have seen on the latest edition of COURAGE, one of the All-Star Academy’s new up-and-comers was given a chance to truly shine, only to be shot down horribly. Shane Robertson, whose hook was that he was a man on a mission from the Vatican to cleanse the [...]
While on route to the location of COURAGE 112, Ed — of the popular tag team the Pop Culture Phenoms — was recently arrested for drunk driving. With Ukraine’s zero tolerance policy, a single serving of alcohol is all that’s needed of a conviction. Just the smell of liquor on one’s breath is enough to [...]
So who am I you ask? WHO THE FUCK IS YOU?
Sorry. That is no way to get a reader base.
My name is Seymour Scoffsman and I have been employed by the illustrious and fantastic SlySports to give my insight and expert opinion on the global phenom that is ACW. Why I do you ask? Why [...]
Just a day after Seth May also and more famously known as Sepiroth Du Luc was unable to make his scheduled match on COURAGE 112 against Avo Chavez due to the weather conditions, former ACW superstar and current General Manager fined the recently re-signed Seth May a hefty $10,000.
In a statement released by SilverHAWK just [...]
