by A. Kuluha Bacardi of the World e-Wrestling Rag
Lots of shake ups and lots of movement this week.  We have a new #1 Tag Team.  Let’s find out just what the fuss is all about…
TAG TEAM TOP 25
25. Valora Salinas/Mr. Videogame- WMW 10 pts.
25. S&M(Scarlett Willis/Patrick McCarthy)- Simcoe County 10 pts.
-both drop one place this [...]

Compiled by ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave:
ALL-STAR CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (ACW)
ACW Wake card:
ACW Scorpion Championship
Five Stages of Grief Match
Alias (c) vs. Khristain Keller
Spirit of ACW #1 Contender Match
Chris Moliano vs. (Participants yet to be announced)
ACW Tag Team #1 Contenders Match
The Kingdom (Jamie and Danny King) vs. The Sex Symbols vs. PITS vs. Milehigh Club vs. [...]

by A. Kuluha Bacardi of the World e-Wrestling Rag
Another eventful week in the e-wrestling world as the #1 ranked tag team in the world, Blitzkrieg Funk, found themselves headed back to Germany and the #1 ranked men’s wrestler Level One went down to defeat.  How much of a shake up are we going to see?  [...]

by Eeka Maus
HONORABLE MENTION:
‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (DWF): Defeated DWF Women’s Champion Lora KirK in a non-title match.  Followed that up with a count-out win at Bashed in the USA over Mike Polowy.  For good measure, Martin was part of a winning six man tag team on PCW’s Extreme Political TV.
Michael Thunder (Evolution): [...]

Compiled by Ernesto El Guapo
MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING (MVW)
MVWA 8 RESULTS:
-Vatican Vice Squad (Sister Mary and Sister Sandy) def. Star Trekkies Sierra and Missy
-’Lingerie Girl’ Brandi Bayless def. Texas Cowgirl Haley Dallas
-Mia Margarita def. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen by DQ
-Weathergirl Hallie def. Corrina Romanov
-Katie Collins def. Jackie Daniels by forfeit
-MVW TV Champion Brooke Evans def. [...]

Compiled by Ernesto El Guapo
ALL-STAR CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (ACW)
-The Wake
September 11, 2009
Rumours are flying around the eWrestling universe about just who will be turning up and just who will be competing on the night. We can exclusively tell you to expect a number of surprises for the show, and also that the ACW AV staff have [...]

45 federations make up this week’s rankings.
TAG TEAM TOP 25
1. Blitzkrieg Funk (Bastian Von Bismarck/Hans Wilhelm)- LoC, FWO  40 pts.
2. The Superfans (Mark/Marc)- WCF 35 pts.
3. Hawk Henshaw/Latrisha- PWR 34 pts.
4.  The Hollywood Wrecking Crew- NFW 33 pts.
5. Mike Polowy/Jak Nemesis- DWF 32 pts.
No change in the standings.  Blitzkrieg Funk’s loss to The Truth over [...]

In Brawlers On a Budget’s latest Webisode, In Your Gymnasium 7, it was announced that John Leary, a former booker in such promotions as Pinnacle of Insane Wrestling, Tidal Wave Wrestling, and the World Wrestling League, will be assuming head booking duties for the company.
He also promised to take BOB in a new direction, [...]

After having recently lost its TV deal with G5TV, parody promotion Brawlers On a Budget has posted their first online Webisode: Total Partial Non-Action Wrestling iMPLOSION! 21.
ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Scatman and You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A XX Division Hardcore Champion [...]

Ted Caldweller note: Due to the impending demise of GeoCities, E-Wrestling Torch is proud to repost some classic Schmucks material on our site. Enjoy!
The “Not” Keith Schmucks Rant for Brawlers On a Budget’s “Pay-Per-View (On Pay-Per-View)”
Todays Rant comes from the soon-to-be defunct BOB (Brawlers On a Budget) wrestling federation. This was their final PPV [...]