Lots of shake ups and lots of movement this week.  We have a new #1 Tag Team.  Let’s find out just what the fuss is all about…

TAG TEAM TOP 25

25. Valora Salinas/Mr. Videogame- WMW 10 pts.
25. S&M(Scarlett Willis/Patrick McCarthy)- Simcoe County 10 pts.
-both drop one place this week but hang on to stay in the top 25
24. John Cross/Lance Diamond- PWR 11 pts.
-new #1 contenders for the PWR Tag Team belts coming out of Hard Steel PPV
23. Desert Sex(Scorpio/Ness)- TFWF 12 pts.
-also did well at Hard Steel.  Won the TFWF Tag Team title from Eaton Gore and Crazyman
22. The Sex Symbols- WWA 13 pts.
-still holding on.  New WWA shows coming next week.
21. Angels of Death- MVW 14 pts.
-the girls were off last week and drop from #19
19. Sin’s Elite(Doug E. Fresh/The Wolf)- SCW 15 pts.
19. Scott DiBiase/Jason Lee- VWF 15 pts.
-both teams hold steady this week at #19.
18. USXF(Shaun XF/Lady America)- DWF 16 pts.
-Dream’s dynamic duo drops one place from last week
17. Dream Warriors- nbW 17 pts.
-holding steady at #17 for a second week.
16. The Industry(Chris Bond/Dave Milenko)- Hostility 18 pts.
-also holding steady this week.
14. The New Horsemen(Will Gallo/Sal Fanucci)- XWW 19 pts.
14. Desade/Lance Marshall- SCCW 19 pts.-The New Horseman roar up 9 spots from #23 after PPV win.  Desade and Marshall move a spot up this week as well.
13. Wolves of Slaughter(Elise Ares/Kazys Jankauskas)- PRIME 20 pts.-the PRIME Tag Team champions remain at #13 for a second week.
12. Mike Polowy/Jak Nemesis- DWF 21 pts.
-the former DWF Tag Team titleholders fall two spots this week to #12
11. Team Danger(Stephen Greer/Tyrone Walker)- WWA 22 pts.
-slight move upward this week as WWA gears up for it’s reopening
10. The Truth(Spike Saunders/Callie Urban)- FWO 23 pts.
-holding at #10 for a second week.
9. War Machine(Chris Champion/The Machine)- Simcoe County 25 pts.
-once you get to the top ten, it gets a lot tougher to move up.
8. Legion of Dairy(cHEESE/eggNOG)- FWO 26 pts.
-the boys from Dairyland hang out at #8 for a second straight week
7. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/Starz N. Stripes- PCW 27 pts.
-down one this week, switching places with Vox Nihili
6. Vox Nihili(Alias/Karina Wolfenden)- FWO 28 pts.
-Vox rides a victory over Ric Chronos and killjoy up one spot to switch places with Escondido and SNS.
5. The Anthology(Larry Tact/Jared Wells)- EPW 30 pts.
-holding at #5 for a second week
4. Hollywood Wrecking Crew-NFW 32 pts.
-down one this week to #4
3. Hawk Henshaw/Latrisha- PWR 33 pts.
- at #3 for another week
2. Blitzkrieg Funk(Bastian Von Bismarck/Hans Wilhelm)- LoC/FWO 37 pts.
-the deported German duo can only sit and watch as they begin their descent down the top 25
1. The Superfans(Mark/Marc)- WCF 38 pts.
-big win over Truth Addiction on WCF Slam show propels the Superfans to the #1 spot.  Congratulations to Mark and Marc and the Wrestling Championship Federation.

WOMEN’S TOP 25

25. Bobbinette Carey- HOW 13 pts.
-hanging in there for dear life.  Another loss, albeit a tag team one, combined with a lot of upward activity equals the Queen B losing 5 places this week.
24. Hannah Rickman- PWR/TFWF 14 pts.
-Ms. Rickman parlays winning the TFWF European title at Hard Steel into regaining a spot in the top 25.
22. Bellatrix Drake- cWo 15 pts.
22. Georgie Nickels- TFWF/Experts 15 pts.
-on the flip side, Georgie tumbles to #22 after the loss at Hard Steel.  Drake moves back in the top 25 after defeating Mad Maddie for the cWo Women’s title.
21. Stevie Swing- TFWF 16 pts.
-Swing and Rhys Pect were the two survivors of the big Team TFWF vs. Team PWR elimination match.  Swing back in the top 25.
20. Meagan Collins- GDW 17 pts.
-GDW’s new TV champion rebounds back into the top 25 after dropping out last week.
19. Mad Maddie- cWo 18 pts.
-Mad Maddie stays in the top 20 despite losing cWo Women’s title to Drake
18. Ashleigh McDaniel- SCW 19 pts.
-McDaniel won a Vegas Cup Battle Royal to help move her up 6 spots this week from #24.
17. Sydney Laroux- Simcoe County 20 pts.
-Laroux has been in a bit of a funk of late, needs some wins to regain some momentum.
16. Lora KirK- DWF 21 pts.
-DWF Women’s Champion falls back a spot this week and has a big date next week against The Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl Tessa Martin for the title.
15. Callie Urban- FWO 22 pts.
-Callie gets a big win over the Danger man Max Danger to retain her FWO Cruiserweight title.
14. Scarlett Willis- Simcoe County 23 pts.
-an injury keeps her out of action and Willis drops 3 down to #14
12. Glory Braddock- GDW
12. Shade- VWF 24 pts.
-Braddock won the GDW Heavyweight title at Game Over PPV.  She moves six places up from last week.  Shade holds firm at #12 for a second week.
11. Serena- UWF 25 pts.
-unified her UWF Television Title with Gary Reece’s Intercontinental title with huge win over Reece and moves three spots up the ladder.
9. Michelle Masters- FWO 26 pts.
9. Karina Wolfenden- FWO 26 pts.
-Masters did not wrestle this week and falls to #9.  K-Wolf won a tag match with Alias and moves up one spot from last week.
8. Latrisha- PWR 27 pts.
-on the losing side of the Team TFWF vs. Team PWR match.  She drops from #5 to #8 this week.
7. Aimz…aka Amy Campbell- SCCW 28 pts.
-Campbell headed towards tough title defense at upcoming show.  She pops up two places this week from #9.
6. Cecile Lecrux- Siberian Wrestling 29 pts.
-Lecrux will be main eventing a tag match with Andrei Sorokov against Trent Stone and Sam X at the upcoming Siberian Wrestling PPV.
5. Miss USA- MVW 30 pts.
-the pride of the Missouri Valley Wrestling Association falls back one spot this week to #5.
3. Valora Salinas- WMW 35 pts.
3. Katherine Stryfe- HIW 35 pts.
-Valora once again proved that she is WMW’s Queen of Extreme with a big win over Adam Pyre at Wrestling Midwest’s Burn 2009.  Stryfe dismissed Antonio Alves and now faces Travis Jeffries at HIW’s Final Countdown in a Barely Legal Iron Man Match
2. ‘The Goddess’ Alexia- VWF 41 pts.
-Another week, another win for Alexia.  She doesn’t gain or lose any ground on the #1 spot.
1. ‘The Hellcat’ Kirsta Lewis- TFWF/HOW/Simcoe County 62 pts.
-The Hellcat keeps rolling on and on.

MEN’S TOP 30

29. Mike Logan- cWo  21 pts.
29. Eric DeSalve- WRF 21 pts.
-Logan claimed the cWo Title defeating Johnny Serious at the Summertime Bruise PPV.  DeSalve held off S.T. Strickler at WRF’s Breakdown PPV to hang on to his WRF Title.
28. Chester Addison- HIW/TFWF 22 pts.
-Addison was part of the winning team in the TFWF vs. PWR match at Hard Steel
27. Sandy Makel- TFWF 23 pts.
-Makel, a former Men’s #1, suffered a tough loss to Nick Stevenson at Hard Steel PPV.
26. MDK- SCW 24 pts.
-another former top 10 sliding down the top 30.  MDK is rumored to be taking some time off.
24. Xander Daniels- Hostility 25 pts.
24. Scott Rage- PWR 25 pts.
-Daniels pops up one spot from last week.  Rage cracks the top 30 with a win over Hawk Henshaw at the Hard Steel PPV.
23. Jack Amethyst- WWA 26 pts.
-Amethyst will put his belt on the line in WWA’s next show.
22. Trevor Wilson- ACW 27 pts.
-The Spirit of ACW champion isn’t being helped by the lack of shows being presented right now.
21. Ryan Ruckus- SCW 28 pts.
-Ruckus parlays Sin City Saturday Night Showdown win over Johnny Saint into four point move upwards.
20. Zeleos- XWW 29 pts.
-big eight point move up after disposing of Steve Studnuts in the main event of XWW’s Radioactive PPV.
18. Nick Stevenson- PWR 30 pts.
18. Shane Reynolds- HOW 30 pts.
-Stevenson’s big win over TFWF’s Makel jumps him five spots from #23.  Reynolds just keeps winning matches.  He picks up a spot this week to #18.
17. Jason Snow- PRIME 31 pts.
-Snow stays steady one week after losing his title to Tony Gamble.
16. Ali Amore- nbW 32 pts.
-drops one spot from last week.
15. David Black- HOW 33 pts.
-did not wrestle this week and gets leapfrogged down 2 places.
14. Sean Tyler- Genesis 34 pts.
-drops four to #14.
13. Myke Adams- Simcoe County 35 pts.
-see #14 and #15
12. William- PWR 36 pts.
-William takes care of business at Hard Steel PPV with a win over Stephen Stone.
11. ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens- EPW 37 pts.
-slips out of top 10 but has title defense coming up.
10. Aceldama- HOW 38 pts.
-HOW’s World Champion blasts his way into the top 10.
9. Mr. Fantastic- VWF 39 pts.
-The VWF Champion falls 2 places this week to #9
8. Keith Scott Zimmerman- FWO 40 pts.
-KSZ steadily moving up.  Another win this week on reAction moves him up to #8.
7. High Flyer- FWO 41 pts.
-slips back one spot from #6 last week.
6. Alias- FWO 42 pts.
-falls back two spots this week.
5. Max Danger- ACW/FWO/Memphis Pro 43 pts.
-won the Southern Crown at Memphis Pro’s Tennessee Accession and nearly had himself the FWO cruiserweight belt as well.  Danger is back on his game and climbing fast- five spots this week to #5.
4. Johnny Styles- HIW 44 pts.
-speaking of moving up.  Styles defeated Travis Jeffries last week and has a Hell in a Cell match coming up at HIW’s Final Countdown PPV against Chester Addison.
3. Shawn Jessica Hart- LoC/EPW/WFW:NE 51 pts.
-Hart did not wrestle this week and may need to keep an eye on Styles who could parlay a win at Final Countdown into a spot in the top 3.
2. Level-One- APW/DWF 53 pts.
-L-1 also did not wrestle last week.  He has Dream’s big tournament coming up next week to determine the Dream Champion on DWF’s Slaughter show.
1. Joe the Plumber- NFW 61 pts.
-NFW Crash 50 is looming and so is JTP’s Pentagram Match against Steve Knox, Felix Red, ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens, and Hornet.

ALL-STAR CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (ACW)

ACW Wake card:

ACW Scorpion Championship
Five Stages of Grief Match
Alias (c) vs. Khristain Keller

Spirit of ACW #1 Contender Match
Chris Moliano vs. (Participants yet to be announced)

ACW Tag Team #1 Contenders Match
The Kingdom (Jamie and Danny King) vs. The Sex Symbols vs. PITS vs. Milehigh Club vs. Misfit Toys

For a Scorpion Fighting Championship Title Shot
Scorpion Scramble – Most Pinfalls Wins (30 mins)
Iceman vs. Landon Stevens vs. Jack Johnson vs. Jack Harris vs. Rory Hayes

ACW Tag Team Championship Match
Heirs of Wrestling vs. The First Airbourne

ACW World Championship Match
Max Danger (c) vs. Brian Spaes vs. Andrew Sharp

ACTION PACKED WRESTLING (APW)

 APW WEDNESDAY NIGHT OVERDRIVE RESULTS:
-Victor Hades def. John Green
-Rocky Starr def. The Zero
-Slade Craven and Assassin def. Streets Wilson and Michael Lively
-Pence Weatherlight def. Jesse Nunez

————

 CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ORGANIZATION (cWo)

cWo SUMMERTIME BRUISE RESULTS:
-Cassie Charisma def. Nox Bones
-Devon Dice retains the U.S. Title over Victor Emnit with help from a returning Muru
-***Bellatrix Drake wins the Women’s title from Mad Maddie***
-Barrett Hawk def. Andrew Phillips
-Chazz Mendel def. Notorious JON by DQ
-***Mike Logan def. Johnny Serious to become the new cWo Champion***

cWo presents Driven 76
Live from the Fargodome in Fargo, ND

Thursday, September 24, 2009
-Johnny Vandal vs. Local talent
-Lana Lexington vs. Jen Diamond
-If Rios wins he gets a job
Mac Johnson vs. Tony Rios
-Cody Only vs. Local Talent
-Main Event
Non-Title
Barrett Hawk vs. Mike Logan
-The return of Muru to Driven

———————- 

DREAM WRESTING FEDERATION (DWF)

SEPTEMBER 18^TH DRAFT

DWF SLAUGHTER:
# Doozer
# Cancer Jiles
# Level-One
# Dark
# Mike Polowy
# T.J. Parker
# Jak Nemesis
# Nathan Paradine
# T-Money
# Cody Brews (Currently Inactive)
# Damien King
# Elvis Hunt
# Lust
# Mike Hunt

DWF INSOMNIA:
* Lupin Cy
* Travis Williams
* Casey Pierro-Zabotel
* Malcolm Dred-King
* Adrien Cochrane
* B.R. Ellis
* Chris Bladez
* Shaun XF (USXF)
* Lady America (USXF)
* Billy Wilson (Brothers of Prophecy)
* Bob Wilson (Brothers of Prophecy)
* Ethan Howard
* Lora KirK
* Tessa Martin
* Tina Davis

DWF SLAUGHTER CARD FOR MONDAY SEPT. 28th
-Lust vs. Michael Byrd
Lucky Draw Singles Regular Match
-Cancer Jiles vs. Dark vs. Mike Polowy vs. Nathan Paradine vs. Lust vs. Mike Hunt
War Gamez Tag Style Elimination Match
-Level-One vs. T.J. Parker vs. Jak Nemesis vs. Elvis hunt vs. T-Money
War Gamez Tag Style Elimination Match
-Match #1 Winner vs. Last 2 from Match #2 vs. Last 2 from Match #3
War Gamez Tag Style Elimination Match
-Last 2 from Match #4
Semi-Final Singles Regular Match
-Doozer vs Match #5 Winner
DREAM Championship Match

DWF INSOMNIA CARD FOR TUESDAY:
-Chris Bladez vs. Tommy Crimson
If Bladez wins, he gets a title shot of his choosing
-Lora KirK © vs. Tessa Martin
DWF Women’s Title Match
-USXF © vs. Brothers of Prophecy
DWF Tag Team Title Match
-Lupin Cy vs. Malcolm Dred-King vs. Casey Pierro-Zabatol
DWF World Heavyweight Title #1 Contender’s Match
-Travis Williams © vs. Adrien Cochrane
DWF Heavyweight Title- First Blood Match

———————–

EMPIRE PRO WRESTLING (EPW)

 Russian Roulette 2009. Live from St. Louis, Missouri card announced: 

Barbwire Rope Match
Rocko Daymon vs. Omega

World Tag Team Title Match #1
Anthology (Jared Wells & Larry Tact)© vs. Big Dog & Dan Ryan

Debut Match
Sean Edmunds vs. Bruce “The Beast” Richards

Street Fight
The First vs. Felix Red

EPW TV Title Ladder Match
Layne Winters © vs. Copycat

World Tag Team Title Match #2
Anthology (Jared Wells & Larry Tact)© vs. Jungle Storm

EPW Intercontinental Title Match
“The Phenom” Shawn Hart vs. Cameron Cruise ©

Main Event: EPW World Title Match
“Triple X” Sean Stevens © vs. Marcus Westcott

 —————————

EVOLUTION 

TRANSGRESSION RESULTS:
-Liam McIntyre def. PLG
-Joey Genova def. Jacob Tolle and Joey Crash in a handicap match
-New Age Champion Thatcher Rex and Onyx Champion Jonny Briggs def. Michael Thunder and Dr. Thomas Morton

 NEXT WEEK:

DATE: September 27th, 2009
VENUE: Compuware Arena, Plymouth, Michigan

Assassin vs. PLG vs. Jayde

Sanchez vs. Slater vs. Savage

Crazy Kyd vs. Doctor Thomas Morton

Thatcher Rex vs. Liam McIntyre
Special Referee: Michael Thunder

Jacob Tolle vs. Jonny Briggs

Johnny Rotten vs. Joey Crash vs. Joey Jenova
Special Referee: Laura

—————–

FANS WRESTLING ORGANIZATION (FWO)

FWO REACTION RESULTS:
-Excess Impact def. Mega Job
-Tony Davis def. James Renshaw
-Callie Urban retains the Cruiserweight title over FWO Internet Champion Max Danger
-Vox Nihili def. killjoy and Ric Chronos
-Spike Saunders def. Derecho
-FWO Champion Keith Scott Zimmerman retains over Mary-Lynn Mayweather

From FWO’s website:

Concussion threatens Tony Davis’ Career?
Fans of the Fans Wrestling Organization, tag team wrestler Tony Davis was apparently injured during the beginning of September. He was driving to Macon, George, for the September 5th, 2009 ReAction show when he had apparently fell asleep at the wheel. 

Davis’ car rolled into the center guardrail, scraping against it for half a mile before Davis’ car spun out and smashed into a wall over a bridge.

Tony Davis suffered a concussion, and went on to compete against  Scott Zimmerman.

Apparently, Tony is having long term repercussions from this recent concussion. He has been shown to revert to a different person when struck in the skull. Tony has been shown to possess extreme focus and technical prowess during this state. After being struck a second time in his skull, Davis reverts to his normal self. Disinterested, impartial, and ultimately… bored.

Doctors are investigating this split personality case with extreme haste, and while they’ve cleared Davis to continue his career with the Fans Wrestling Organization, medical sources inside FWO have been told to keep a close eye on one half of the original Team VIAGRA.

Message to Keith Scott Zimmerman

By High Flyer, dictated by Mary-Lynn Mayweather)

HEY MARY! I got shit to say. Get on your iPhone or your laptop or your hoo-dad and start clickety clacking with your fingertips.

Are you ready? You are? You’ve already started transcribing? You’re getting every word? Short hand? That’s good to know. Can you teach me?

No not now. Later. Later.

AMERICA! Keith Scott Zimmerman is a douche.

And I don’t mean that, oh, Keith Scott Zimmerman is such a prickly arsehole that I find him contemptuous and want him to be shot by a firing squad. Oh no, I’m saying the shape of his body resembles that of a household vagina cleaner. I’m saying the best useful purpose for Keith Scott Zimmerman would be that of a pussy scrubber.

What? You don’t want me to be so vulgar? Well, welcome to my world, because I don’t want Keith Scott Zimmerman as our World Champion. It pisses ME off. OUR WORLD CHAMPION! A self serving, maniacal, NAPOLEON OF A MAN, is our World Champ! It SICKENS me. He makes me want to put a revolver into my mouth and pull the trigger. Slightly off center so I blow a hole through my cheek and the pain takes over my thoughts. Because I don’t want to die knowing KSZ is world champ, and yet I need to inflict pain on myself to forget he exists. And his nose, it’s like a god damn airplane! No, go back. Lowercase the G in God. I don’t believe in him. God isn’t God’s name. I mean, I’m an acrobatic flip floppy spot monkey GOD of a man, but people aren’t going, ‘HEY GOD?! WHAT’S UP?!’ They call me Jack. They call me Fly. They call me Legend.

Cause for over a thousand days I reigned as FWO World Heavyweight Champion, and while times weren’t always good, I did everything I could to improve this place while I had the chance. And you know, for most of that time, we had peace on earth. Civility. And respect… although there was that riot, and then the deaths… and the… y’know scratch whatever I was saying. My championship reign was filled with disaster upon unmitigated disaster.

Which is exactly why, I will do everything in my power, to fill YOUR reign at the top of this promotion, with sorrow, regret, anger, and most of all, disaster upon disaster.

Later tater.

-Me.

1300+ day plus World Champ. And I’ll have it again. Cause Keith Scott Zimmerman is a blowhard. And I’m awesome.

————————-

 G-2

 FULL THROTTLE RESULTS:
-Darek D’Angelo def. TC Styles and The Masked Marvel
-Fnord retains the G-2 Television title over Kory Matthews
-AnZaC def. Nightmare
-Chris West def. Extreme Dream

NEXT WEEK’S CARD:

G-2 Television Championship
Ivan Petrov’s ‘Survival Scramble’ Match
AnZaC
vs.
The Masked Marvel
vs.
TC Styles
vs.
Razorblade
vs.
David Wall
vs.
The Xtreme-Dream
vs.
Fnord (Champion)
Referee: Jeremy Stone

Singles Match
Kory Matthews
vs.
Rhett Malcom
Referee: Tim Barnes

Kyle Williams issued Pay-Per-View Warm Up Match
Logan Gable
vs.
The Final Testament:
Darek DeAngelo
&
Chris West
Referee: Gordon O’Neil

-Main Event-

Tag Team Match
Duros
&
Joe Muddin
vs.
Ken Fuqua
&
Nightmare
Referee: Terry French

————————-

GLOBAL DIVISION OF WRESTLING (GDW)

GAME OVER 2009 RESULTS:
-The Great Ba-Boo def. The Hitman
-Samantha Raine def. Disco Ninja
-Shawn Atlas def. Brian Zane
-Brian Blades def. Carrie Storm, Vamppie, Lawrence Gideon, and Faith DeLuca
-Joey Michaels def. Genocide
-Angela Jameson def. Angelica Jones
-Glory Braddock, Meagan Collins, and Jake Storm def. Mystic, Charles Kessler, and Coral Marie in an Apocolypse Match. *** Braddock wins the GDW Title, Collins the GDW TV title, Storm the Revolution title.***

—————————–

GENESIS PRO

Genesis 23 Card:
-Chris Hendrix vs. Dexter Michaels
-James Hart vs. Julian Fiasco
-Kirk ‘The Iceman’ Froste vs. Wolverine
-Genesis TV Champion Future vs. The Paperboy in a TV Title Match
-James ‘BigTrouble’ Kendrix vs. Kayden Daniels vs. Jarrell Silverman
-Seth Iser and Bill Liden vs. Kintaru and Steve ‘The King’ Solitaire
-Rising Star Champion Wynter vs. Jim Rooster for the Rising Star belt
-Genesis Champion Sean Tyler vs. Danny Jackpot in a non-title match

————————————

HIGH IMPACT WRESTLING (HIW)

HIW VITAL SIGNS RESULTS:
-Emma McIntyre def. El Mystique and Brian Larsen
-Katherine Stryfe def. Antonio Alves
-Chester Addison and Morgan Jones- no contest
-HIW Champion Johnny Styles def. Travis Jeffries

HIW PRESENTS
FINAL COUNTDOWN
Live from The 02 Arena, London, England

Main Event
Hell in a Cell
HIW Elite Championship
Chester Addison vs. Johnny Styles (c)

HIW Barely Legal Championship
Barely Legal Ironman Match (20 Minutes)
Katherine Stryfe (c) vs. Travis Jeffries

HIW UK Title
Triple Threat
Emma McIntyre (c) vs. Morgan Jones vs. Antonio Alves

Opening Match
Ladder Match For No. 1 Contendership of UK Title
El Mistique vs. Justin Sane

HOSTILITY WRESTLING FEDERATION (HWF)

VIOLENCE #45 RESULTS:
-‘Beautiful’ Bobby Dean def. Brock
-Landon Fawn def. Ronnie McNeil and Pat Fullam
-Hooligan and Sean Kage def. Johnny Murphy and Tripp Whipwreck
-Fawn is the new member of The Industry in a swerve as it appeared Pat Atoe was going to be the one
-‘Hollywood’ Howie Banks and Johnny Donovan- no contest in the Aversion Title Finals
-Talon def. Rev. Billy Blaze and Julian Fiasco
-Heroic Henry and Nathan Paradine vs. Chris Bond and Xander Daniels goes to no contest

From Hostility’s website:

Misery on the Horizon
With Hostile Violence #45 in the record books, Hostility now has its next Pay Per View event, Misery III, to look forward to. But what can we all look forward to at the event? And what happened during HV#45 that could have any bearing on the upcoming Pay Per View.

The Aversion Title will most definitely be on the line at Misery, however, the competitors may not be exactly who everyone was expecting. Both the World Title and Beautiful (Extreme) Title scenes got a little crazy this week, adding to the bubbling rivalries that surround the two titles. The final verdict was also brought down concerning the goings on between Hooligan and Sean Kage. Will their Misery III match happen or not?

And a new superstar made his on camera debut during Monday night’s broadcast.

Keep all these in mind as you all wait for Misery III, or simply go check out the results for HV#45 to get the low down on what to expect in two weeks time.

——————————–

HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING (HOW)

HOW MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM RESULTS:
-Jason Midnight def. Bob Fuckin’ Jared
-Silver Phoenix def. Silent Witness
-Tim Shipley def. Mario Maurako via DQ
-Shane Reynolds def. Joseph Gregory
-Perfect Paul Paras and HOW Champion Aceldama match- no contest

HOW THURSDAY NIGHT TURMOIL RESULTS:
-Ethan Cavanaugh def. Skyler Montgomery
-Mark ‘Explosive’ O’Neal and Kirsta Lewis def. Bobbinette Carey and Marcus Reinhardt
-Michael DeNucci and Trent HOFC match ends with a double knockout
-HOW Champion Aceldama def. Chris Kostoff

FINAL RUMBLE AT THE ROCK 2 PPV CARD:

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SPECIAL RULES LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Trent vs. Aceldama©

ICON CHAMPIONSHIP
MENTAL WARD MATCH
Graystone vs. Maximillian Kael©

LSD CHAMPIONSHIP
INDUSTRIES BUILDING ANYTHING GOES MATCH
Joseph Gregory vs. David Black©

HIGH OCTANE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP
PRISON YARD MATCH
Chris Kostoff vs. Michael DeNucci

#1 CONTENDERS MATCH
ALCATRAZ DUNGEON
“Perfect” Paul Paras vs. Shane Reynolds

HALL OF FAME CHALLENGE
I QUIT MATCH
Marcus Reinhardt vs. Hall of Famer Mark O’Neal

EPIC BATTLE
KITCHEN MATCH
Bobbinette Carey vs. Kirsta Lewis

#1 PICK RIGHTS
Tim Shipley (representing Mayhem) vs. Ethan Cavanaugh (representing Turmoil)

TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
The Egg Bandits vs. Twisted Reality vs. The BJ’s vs. The Maurako Family©

—————————-

LEGACY OF CHAMPIONS (LoC)

Still waiting for Violence 45

——————————

MEMPHIS PRO (MPRO)

TENNESSEE ACCESSION RESULTS:
-Sharc def. Frank Dylan James
-Sharc def. Sam Skull
-Spencer King def. Sharc
-Max Danger def. Spencer King
-***Max Danger becomes the new Southern Crown Champion def. Clayton Rush***

—————————–

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING ASSOCIATION (MVW)

MVW PRESENTS MVWA 9 RESULTS:
-Katie Collins def. Mia Margarita
-Weathergirl Hallie def. ‘Lingerie Girl’ Brandi Bayless
-Corrina Romanov def. Carrieanne McDermott
-‘Sweet Southern Comfort’ Jackie Daniels gives an emotional speech before she leaves for rehab

Daniels Suspended For One Month
Missouri Valley Wrestling Association’s Jackie Daniels suspended for one month and ordered to seek alcohol and substance abuse treatment before she returns.

Daniels was involved in an incident last Sunday at MVWA 8 and then two nights later was picked up for DUI.

Said CEO  Jason Carmondy: “We believe this is in Jackie’s best interest to get herself cleaned up and then return to us recharged and ready to go.  Daniels was not available for comment.

————————–

POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (PCW)

PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV RESULTS:
-Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych def. Jobber the Hut
-The Total Eliminators def. Dr. Jaundice and Capt. Nausea
-Extreme Weather Network def. Jack the Snipper and Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy
-Jack and Bull Schett def. the Green World Order
-Midnite Rockin’ Xpress def. Grizzly Adam and Hunter the Hunter
-Big Oil def. Khalid El
-Starz N. Stripes def. O’Beck Bahama

PCW ON P-SPAN RESULTS:
-Hy Drogen Bomb def. Kirk Walstreit
-The Extreme Weather Network def. Total Eliminators
-Midnite Rockin’ Xpress def. Jack and Bull Schett

News from PCW’s website:

Old School Kings and Green World Order Picket High Octane Wrestling

Yes, they did make it to Chicago.  Yes, they did picket.

What happened?  Find out next Wednesday on PCW Extreme Political TV.

Former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama Diagnosed with Post Concussion Syndrome

Former PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama will be out three to six months after doctors diagnosed him with Post Concussion Syndrome on Thursday.

PCW officials became suspicious after Bahama’s lackluster performance Wednesday night at the Bloomington, Indiana show. 

Bahama suffered the injury at the WWR Completely Deranged Supershow when Axis of Evil member Khalid-El pushed him off the top turnbuckle through a table outside the ring.  Bahama’s head struck the ring bell on the table and knocked him out immediately.

Bahama was PCW champion for over nine months before losing the title at Completely Deranged to the ‘Hollywood A-Lister’ Stone Chism.

—————————-

PRIME

REVOLUTION 106 RESULTS:
-Benjamin Johnson def. Jacob Cross
-***Hessian and Chainz def. Brandon Youngblood and Troy Douglas – Chainz tied the Karina Wolfenden and Rock Startling record for the longest winning streak in PRIME history.***
-Hoyt Williams delivers a classic heel promo about the Michigan unemployment crisis
-Lisa Tyler announces matches for Great American Nightmare: Jason Snow defends his Universal Championship against Kaiser Vashaun’s career.  Vashaun loses-he must retire, 5 Star Champion Tony Gamble meets Jay Phoenix.
-Jay Phoenix def. Kaiser Vashaun by DQ when Tony Gamble interferes.  Gamble takes out Phoenix.  Jason Snow runs in and takes out Vashaun at the end of the show.

News from the PRIME website:

Matt Mills on the Hot Seat

The Twitter age is in full swing in today’s society and now it’s beginning to focus itself on PRIME. More specifically, a post from a respected interview specialist has received quite a bit of attention. As seen on the official PRIME Website message boards, Matt Mills Twitter posts have been included at the top.

Visit Matt Mills Twitter Page by clicking here.

So what, or who, could Matt Mills have seen to make him regret visiting PRIME Headquarters Tuesday? Well I set out to find out in this exclusive for PRIME’s official website.

That’s right, for the first time in a long time, Matt Mills is on the opposite end of the interview microphone and is directly on the hot seat for this one.

TCR: So Matt, your recent Twitter post has left some people wondering just went on in Chicago on Tuesday. Care to elaborate?

Matt Mills: Can’t do that Thomas. Not only would I regret that more than seeing what I saw, but it’s been made clear to me that I should choose my words wisely. I’ll be talking to Lisa Tyler at ReVolution and I’m sure it’s going to involve me keeping my mouth shut.

TCR: So you can’t give us anything here?

Matt Mills: Look, all I can say is that I saw something or someone that I shouldn’t have seen. I wasn’t scheduled to be at Headquarters yesterday and they knew that. So when I showed up unannounced to pick up some personal effects I needed, my encounter happened in the hallway. Simple, yet still something I shouldn’t have been there to experience.

TCR: That’s it?

Matt Mills: That’s it Thomas. Enjoy the show.

Well it wasn’t exactly what I wanted out of putting Matt Mills on the hot seat, but something went down with someone who was at PRIME Headquarters just yesterday.

Rest assured that further happenings involving this situation will be made available immediately on PRIME’s official website courtesy of yours truly, Thomas C. Robinson.

—————————

PHOENIX WRESTLING REVOLUTION (PWR)

TFWF/PWR HARD STEEL/REVOLUTION RISING PPV RESULTS:
- Chris Chaos retains the PWR Armcore title over Aaron Roberts, Kent Clark, and John Fox
-***Desert Sex/Diamond & Cross def. Eaton Gore & Crazyman/Gran & Maximus.  Desert Sex becomes new TFWF Tag Team Champions,*** Cross and Diamond #1 contender for PWR Tag Team Belts
-Roadblock def. Snoop Jones in a hot dog eating contest
-***Hannah Rickman wins TFWF European Title def former champ Georgie Nickles and Jose Ramon***
-PWR Revolution X Champ William retains over Stephen Stone
-***Jonnah Street wins TFWF Intercontinental title from Mike Mitchell, def Seth Black and Phenom in Fatal 4-Way***
-Team TFWF (Rhys Pect, Stevie Swing, APB, Chester Addison and S.G. Martins) def. Team PWR (Exile, Latrisha, Legion, Robb McBride, and Clyde Williams)
-***JC McDonald wins TFWF World Championship title over Kirsta Lewis and former champ Sebastian Cross***
-PWR Heavyweight Champion Scott Rage retains over Hawk Henshaw
-***PWR’s Nick Stevenson def. TFWF’s Sandy Makel***
-TFWF’s Fallen Angel def. PWR’s Cory Hatred

——————————–

RICHOCHET PRO WRESTLING (RPW)

News from RPW’s website:

Anthony Rigby and Melanie Cohen to Attend Crossfire, Tap N’ Tin News
In news that does not shock many people, Ricochet minority owners Anthony Rigby and Melanie Cohen will attend next week’s Crossfire. This Crossfire will be the final episode televised in either the United Kingdom or Canada, the two biggest ratings draws for RPW. Rigby and Cohen are said to be meeting with the talent and staff individually.

Many believe that such a move might be the  precursor for more layoffs or worse a temporary or even a permanent shutdown.

In some of the first good news out of Ricochet in months, the Tap N’ Tin has agreed to terms to allow Ricochet to rent out their facilities at a reduced rate, in order to keep them from moving to another facility. The Tap N’ Tin management is very happy with RPW’s ticket gate, which they receive a small percentage of, on top of the rent, and wish to keep RPW from looking for a new facility. The Tap N’ Tin, in such a short amount of time, has become one of the most loved crowds in Ricochet’s history that, while drawing smaller crowds than when they were at King George Hall, they seem to be more passionate about the product, purchasing almost double in merchandise sales on a regular basis than what the Hall crowd would. Ricochet is also happy with the arrangement and plan on staying at the Tap ‘N Tin for as long as they will have them.

Ricochet Signs New Superstar, Potential MMA Division
Earlier this week, Ricochet signed new superstar Tommy “The Fury” Crimson to a contract. Crimson is yet another example of a new superstar with both a background in professional wrestling and MMA. This brings several superstars to the roster with a MMA background into Ricochet. This prompts speculation that Ricochet maybe interested in starting their own MMA-style division or at least their own version of it. Ricochet is known for doing innovative things with classic matches, so it is not far fetched that they would take an established style and try to do something different with it to help showcase both Ricochet and their superstars.

Next card:
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Chatham, Kent, England
The Tap ‘N’ Tin
Daniel James let Sean Cain know that the debt that Buzz Stone got in has officially be wiped clean, meaning James is gone from Ricochet forever. However, Ricochet is not out of the woods yet, as this Crossfire will signify what could be the final broadcast of Crossfire, as their television deal in two countries will come to an end.

So Ricochet is having a big send-off for their television show to show what the networks will be missing.

In the main event, “The People’s Hero” Johnny Royal will team with Jason Reed to take on “The Italian Maniac” Antonino Romano and Wilson Dunn, as four people who have issues with each other, and let’s not forget that Reed can cash in his World Championship request at any time.

In other action, Adam Heaton will take on the other member of the Ruff Ryders, Shawn Kelley after their altercation at Crossfire.

And in other action, Rude Boi Kris Jenkins makes his second appearance after an impressive debut, however, this time, he will have a lot stiffer competition as he will face off against Chris Deppe, the other member of the Ruff Ryders.

Another eventful week in the e-wrestling world as the #1 ranked tag team in the world, Blitzkrieg Funk, found themselves headed back to Germany and the #1 ranked men’s wrestler Level One went down to defeat.  How much of a shake up are we going to see?  Let’s find out…

TAG TEAM TOP 25
24. Valora/Mr. Videogame- WMW 11 pts.
24. S&M(Patrick McCarthy/Scarlett Willis)- Simcoe County 11 pts.
-S&M back in the top 25.  Valora and Mr. Videogame slip down from #22 last week as WMW was off last week.
23. The New Horsemen(Will Gallo/Sal Fanucci)- XWW 12 pts.
-new XWW Tag Team champs debut this week
22. The Sex Symbols- WfWA 13 pts.
-continuing their slide downward, the Sex Symbols land at #22 this week
19. Scott DiBiase/Jason Lee- VWF 14 pts.
19. Doug E. Fresh/Wolf- SCW 14 pts.
19. Angels of Death(Angel Scott/Angel Casey)- MVW 14 pts.
-Sin City Wrestling’s tag team champs also lose a place along with the Missouri Valley Wrestling tag team queens
17. Dream Warriors- nbW 16 pts.
17. USFX(Shaun XF/Lady America)- DWF 16 pts.
-Dream Warriors hold steady.  USFX debuts this week at #17- an impressive feat for a tag team that was a parody act to begin with.
16. The Industry(Chris Bond/Dave Milenko)- Hostility 17 pts.
-The Industry loses one spot this week down to #16
15. Desade/Lance Marshall- SCCW 18 pts.
-also loses a spot from last week.
14. Eaton Gore/Crazyman- TFWF 19 pts.
-Gore and Crazyman off last week in preparation for huge PWR vs. TFWF pay per view
13. Wolves of Slaughter(Elise Ares/Kazys Jankauskas)- PRIME 20 pts.
-gets a win at the latest PRIME show and pushes up 3 spots to #13
12. Team Danger(Stephen Greer/Tyrone Walker)- WfWA 21 pts.
-hanging steady at #12 this week.
10. The Truth(Spike Saunders/Callie Urban)- FWO 22 pts.
10. Mike Polowy/Jak Nemesis- DWF 22 pts.
-Callie wrestled solo this week and won FWO’s Cruiserweight title.  Polowy and Nemesis down five places after losing the DWF Tag Team belts to USXF
9. War Machine(Chris Champion/The Machine)- Simcoe County 25 pts.
-Simcoe County’s best falls back one to #9
8. Legion of Dairy(cHEESE/egg NOG)- FWO 26 pts.
-LoD loses huge 12 man tag match this past week but picked up a win on FWO’s special to make the 2 point move up
7. Vox Nihili(Alias/Karina Wolfenden)- FWO 27 pts.
-Alias and K-Wolf on the winning side of huge 12 man tag match.  Holding steady at #7.
6. ‘No Frill’s Chris Escondido/Starz N. Stripes- PCW 28 pts.
-Escondido and Starz pick up big win on PCW on P-SPAN show and move up 2
5. The Anthology(Jared Wells/Larry Tact)- EPW 30 pts.
-moves up one spot this week to join the top 5
3. Hollywood Wrecking Crew- NFW 33 pts.
3. Hawk Henshaw/Latrisha- PWR 33 pts.
-both teams headed towards big shows that could move them up or down in the standings.
2. The Superfans(Mark/Marc)- WCF 35 pts.
-The WCF Tag Team champions edge closer to #1
1. Blitzkrieg Funk(Bastian Von Bismarck/Hans Wilhelm)- LoC/FWO 39 pts.
-still hanging in at #1 for at least this week.

WOMEN’S TOP 25
24. Ashleigh McDaniel- SCCW 12 pts.
24. ‘The Manchester Masterpiece’ Brooke Evans- MVW 12 pts.
-McDaniel just barely stays in the top 25.  Evans, the Missouri Valley Wrestling TV Champion, picked up a big win over MVW Champion Miss USA this past weekend.
23. ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin- DWF/MVW 13 pts.
-Martin capped a busy week by defeating Mike Polowy, who failed to show up for his match, at DWF’s Bashed in the USA show.  Debuts at #23
22. Black Rose- SCW 14 pts.
-slips down 1 spot as SCW is headed towards their PPV.
21. Zoey Swan- UWF 15 pts.
-also slides down one spot from last week
20. Bobbinette Carey- HOW 16 pts.
-tough loss this week on HOW Turmoil drops Carey to #20
18. Glory Braddock- GDW 17 pts.
18. Callie Urban- FWO 17 pts.
-Callie picked up the FWO Cruiserweight title over the weekend and moves up 7 places.  GDW headed towards Game Over PPV
17. Georgie Nickels- TFWF, Experts 18 pts.
-Georgie will be a big part of upcoming TFWF-PWR show
16. Sydney Laroux- Simcoe County 19 pts.
-Sydney rebounds back up one spot this week.
15. Lora KirK- DWF 20 pts.
-Despite a loss to Tessa Martin early in the week, KirK dispatched of Lady America at DWF’s Bashed in the USA and moves up four.
14. Serena- UWF 21 pts.
-big title unification match coming up at next UWF pay per view
13. Mad Maddie- cWo 22 pts.
-also has big PPV match on the horizon
12. Shade- VWF 23 pts.
-holds steady at #12 this week
11. Scarlett Willis- Simcoe County 24 pts.
-Scarlett also staying put this week at #11
10. Karina Wolfenden- FWO 25 pts.
-K-Wolf drops one.
9. Aimz aka Amy Campbell- SCCW 26 pts.
-Aimz also slips back one
8. Michelle Masters- FWO 27 pts.
-Michelle also falls back one after tough loss to Max Danger this week
7. Valora Salinas- WMW 28 pts.
-WMW’s Queen of Extreme slips one place after off week
6. Cecile Lecrux- Siberian Wrestling 29 pts.
-the reason you’re seeing 7-10 back up one.  Lecrux goes from #10 to #6 after big win in Lockdown 23 show.
5. Latrisha- PWR 30 pts.
-gearing up for PWR vs. TFWF battle
4. Miss USA- MVW 31 pts.
-The standard bearer for the Missouri Valley Wrestling Association holding firm at #4 this week
3. Katherine Stryfe- HIW 32 pts.
-can’t afford to let up now with Miss USA etal right on her tail.
2. ‘The Goddess’ Alexia- VWF 38 pts.
-Alexia has pulled away from the pack just slightly as well.
1. ‘The Hellcat’ Kirsta Lewis- HOW/Simcoe Co./TFWF 59 pts.
-no doubt about it.  Miss Lewis is the undisputed Queen of E-Wrestling.

MEN’S TOP 30

30. Jak Nemesis- DWF, WfWA 21 pts.
30. Xin Xin Xiong- FWO 21 pts.
30. Chester Addison- HIW, TFWF 21 pts.
30. Max Kael- HOW 21 pts.
-Addison has a big match coming up with HIW Champion Johnny Styles.  Nemesis coming off disappointing DWF Bashed in the USA.  Kael is insane.  Xiong might be.
29. Darren Revel- UWF 22 pts.
-won a Champions vs. Champions match this past week to slide into the top 30
28. Zeleos- XWW  23 pts
-took a tough loss along with Viper in a tag match involving Zeleo’s upcoming opponent at XWW’s PPV- Steve Studnuts.
27. Havoc- WCF 24 pts.
-slips one back from last week
25. Xander Daniels- Hostility 25 pts.
25. Ryan Ruckus- SCW 25 pts.
-Ruckus and Daniels meet at #25 this week
23. MDK- SCW 26 pts.
23. Nick Stevenson- PWR 26 pts.
-2 former champions find themselves deadlocked at #23
22. Jack Amethyst- WfWA 27 pts.
-Amethyst pops up one spot from last week
21. Trevor Wilson- ACW 28 pts.
-The Spirit of ACW slides 3 back as ACW heads towards the Wake PPV.
19. Shane Reynolds- HOW 29 pts.
19. Sandy Makel- TFWF 29 pts.
-both Reynolds and Makel are trying to get back on track after suffering huge losses of late.
18. William- PWR  30 pts.
-week off before huge PPV cost the PWR champion a spot this week.
17. Jason Snow- PRIME 31 pts.
- falls from top 10 after losing title to Tony Gamble
15. Johnny Serious- cWo 32 pts.
15. Ali Amore- nbW 32 pts.
-both off last week.  Serious has cWo’s Summertime Bruise PPV coming up and a huge match for his cWo title against Mike Logan
14. Aceldama- HOW 33 pts.
-HOW’s World Champion technically on losing side of HOW tag team match even though he was the deciding factor when he turned on Mark ‘Explosive’ O’Neal
13. David Black- HOW 34 pts.
-HOW’s LSD champion makes the big move up into the top 15 this week with another impressive victory
10. Sean Tyler- Genesis Pro 35 pts.
10. Myke Adams- Simcoe County 35 pts.
10. Max Danger- ACW/FWO/Memphis Pro 35 pts.
-Tyler successfully defended his Genesis Pro title against Seth Iser at Ye Olde Faire PPV and makes huge jump into the top 10.  Adams moves up one from #11.  Danger steady at #10.
9. Keith Scott Zimmerman- FWO 36 pts.
-FWO Champion defeated ‘Superstar’ Vince Jacobs in the FWO reAction main event and cracks the top 10
8. ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens- FWO/EPW 37 pts.
-the EPW champ stays in top 10 for another week
7. Mr. Fantastic- VWF 38 pts.
-VWF’s best also remains in the top 10
6. High Flyer- FWO/NFW 40 pts.
-off this week
5. Johnny Styles- HIW 41 pts.
-HIW Elite Champion moves into top 5 with win over SBK
4. Alias- FWO/ACW 42 pts.
-got the pin in huge 12 man tag team match against the full LoD
3. Shawn Jessica Hart- LoC/EPW/WFW:NE 52 pts.
-LoC and WFW:NE Champion holds steady at #3 this week
2. Level One- DWF/APW 53 pts.
-lost World Title to Travis Williams at DWF’s Bashed in the USA, drops to #2
1. Joe the Plumber- NFW 61 pts.
-will probably be #1 going into big NFW’s Crash 50 title match

HONORABLE MENTION:

‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin (DWF): Defeated DWF Women’s Champion Lora KirK in a non-title match.  Followed that up with a count-out win at Bashed in the USA over Mike Polowy.  For good measure, Martin was part of a winning six man tag team on PCW’s Extreme Political TV.

Michael Thunder (Evolution): won Battle Royal for the #1 contender’s spot for the Evolution title.

Trent Stone (Siberian Wrestling): picked up a win over Voyle Champion Neil Climer in a non-title match

Steve Keirn and Kitt Kennedy (UWF): defeated the Coven for the UWF Tag Team title

‘Primetime’ Matthew Kennedy (WRF): gets a win over WRF’s TV Champion Terrell Taylor in a non-title match

TOP FIVE:

5. Tony Gamble (PRIME): defeated Jay Phoenix and PRIME Champion Jason Snow to win the PRIME Title

4. Callie Urban (FWO): defeated Jade Argent to become the FWO Cruiserweight champion

3. Future (Genesis): defeated Genesis TV Champion Jayson Burr for the title at Ye Olde Faire PPV

2. USXF (DWF): Lady America and Shaun XF first survived a ‘Loser Leaves DWF’ match and then won the DWF Tag Team belts from Mike Polowy and Jak Nemesis at DWF’s Bashed in the USA

1. Travis Williams (DWF): Williams hit the jackpot this weekend.  He defeated the #1 ranked wrestler in the world (Level-One), to win the DWF’s top title (DWF World Championship), at DWF’s Bashed in the USA pay per view.

MISSOURI VALLEY WRESTLING (MVW)

MVWA 8 RESULTS:
-Vatican Vice Squad (Sister Mary and Sister Sandy) def. Star Trekkies Sierra and Missy
-’Lingerie Girl’ Brandi Bayless def. Texas Cowgirl Haley Dallas
-Mia Margarita def. Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen by DQ
-Weathergirl Hallie def. Corrina Romanov
-Katie Collins def. Jackie Daniels by forfeit
-MVW TV Champion Brooke Evans def. MVW Champion Miss USA by DQ

-Jackie Daniels was escorted out of the building  last night after attacking Miss USA.  The rumor going around is that she was drunk which may have played a huge part in her behavior.

POLITICAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (PCW)

EXTREME POLITICAL TV RESULTS:
-The Right Rev. Randy Richardson def.  DVD
-O’Beck Bahama def. Captain Nausea
-Starz N. Stripes def. The American Trucker
-Big Oil def. A. Tom Bomb
-SNAFU, Dawn McGill, and Tessa Martin def. Bobby Ricky Michaels, Marty Gibson-Lane and PCW TV Champion Baron Von Munchke in a 6 person tag team match

PCW ON P-SPAN RESULTS:
-’No Frill’s Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes retain their PCW Tag Team titles over A-Bomb and H-Bomb
-Jack Schett and Bull Schett of Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army def. Average Joe and the American Trucker
-PCW Champion ‘Hollywood A-Lister’ Stone Chism def. newcomer Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych

News from the PCW website:

PRIME

REVOLUTION 205 RESULTS:
-Troy Douglas def. Brandon Pierce
-***Tony Gamble def. Jay Phoenix and PRIME Champion Jason Snow to become the new champion***
-PRIME Tag Team Champion Wolves of Slaughter def. Tyler Nelson and Chandler Tsonda to retain the belts.

PHOENIX WRESTLING REVOLUTION (PWR)

PWR-TFWF Hard Steel PPV Card:

DWIWF NORTH AMERICAN & PWR ARMORED CORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Aaron Roberts vs Kent Clark© vs Chris Chaos© vs John Fox

8 MAN T.F.W.F. AND PWR TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
InsaniTEAM©/Garm & Maximus vs Desert Sex/Cross & Diamond

T.F.W.F. VS PWR- HOT DOG EATING COMPETITION WITH SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE ???
Snoop Jones vs Roadblock

TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE T.F.W.F. EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
Georgie Nickles© vs Jose Ramon vs Hannah Rickman

PWR REVOLUTION X CHAMPIONSHIP
William© vs Steven Stone

FATAL FOUR WAY ELIMINATION MATCH FOR THE T.F.W.F. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Mike Mitchell© vs Phenom vs Seth Black vs Jonnah Street

T.F.W.F. VS PWR – 10 MAN ELIMINATION MATCH
Rhys Pect ©, Stevie Swing, APB & The Commonwealth Connection w/Hardcore Legend vs.
Exile ©, Latrisha, Legion, Robb McBride, Clyde Williams w/Joey Lupino

QUADRUPLED MAIN EVENT:

HANDICAP MATCH FOR THE TFWF UNDISPUTED WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Sebastian Cross© vs JC McDonald/Kirsta Lewis

STREET FIGHT FOR THE PWR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
Scott Rage© vs Hawk Henshaw

Sandy Makel vs Nick Stevenson

Cory Hatred vs Fallen Angel

RICHOCHET PRO WRESTLING

CROSSFIRE RESULTS:
-10 bell salute to the late Buzz Stone
-’Rude Boi’ Kris Jenkins def. ‘Iron Man’ Mike Steele
-’The Italian Maniac’ Antonino Romano def. Chris Deppe
-Daniel James walks out and hands Sean Cain a receipt for the debt Buzz Stone owed him.
-Adam Heaton def. ‘The Future’ Wilson Dunn

SIN CITY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

Temptation: The Road Home will take place Saturday, September 12, 2009 from the Oracle Arena in Oakland, California!

SIN CITY WRESTLING

Wildcard
09/16/09
Las Vegas, Nevada

The Black Rose addresses SCW as the new Women’s Champion.
Ryan Ruckus & the Anti-Heroes Anonymous Global Championship Celebration.
More from Mr. Chaos, Doug E. Fresh, and so on…

Singles Match
Matthew Patterson vs. Big Slick

Legacy Tournament 1st Round
Brandon Gateman vs. Bryan Payne

Legacy Tournament 1st Round
Extream vs. Jack Sharp

Vegas Cup Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
Ashleigh McDaniel vs. Droskarr vs. J.T. Cash vs. James Anderson

Legacy Tournament 1st Round
Stu Who vs. Wolf

Main Event
Legacy Tournament 1st Round
Andre Walker vs. Valerie Lamb

SIMCOE COUNTY CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING

MONDAY NIGHT AGGRESSION RESULTS:
-Aaron Blaize def. Justin Brooks
-Sydney Laroux def. Jen Blackheart
-Samuel Hessingstock def. The Machine
-All-Barrie Champion Kirsta Lewis retains against Paul Cain
-S&M def. Darren Darkside and Darrell Leon

From the Simcoe County website:

We here at SCCW are always looking for new talent, we never expected this man to fall into our laps. His name is Adam Huston and he’s coming to us from Southern California. Adam is trained by an SCCW Legend and the father of our current BARBARIC Champion, Jason Steele. We received a video from Jason showing us the young lion’s ability in the ring and we were totally blown away. The young man, against his parents’ orders, has left the University of Pennsylvania to pursue what he hopes is a brilliant career in professional wrestling. Adam will be bringing a new style to SCCW, one that we can guarantee our fans never expected to see in our ring. Using his long time gymnastics and tumbling training, Adam is guaranteeing that his debut will not only be shocking, but also explosive. We called the young man and quickly asked what we can expect from him. Here’s what he had to say:

 “You know, Brooke (Laurent, Adam’s long term high school girlfriend) and I are not only excited to be here in Simcoe, but we’re also excited that I’ve finally found a forum to show off my abilities. I hope you’re ready Simcoe, because I’ll see you in Outer Space.”

SIBERIAN WRESTLING (SW)

LOCKDOWN 26 RESULTS:
-Vincent Williams def. Lacey Madison
-Abbey Spears and Stoner def. Clare Voyant and Xander Gates
-Trent Stone def. Voyle Champion Neil Climer in a non-title match
-Dan Filat def. JQ
-SW Champion Cecile Lecrux def. Jack Purcell in a non-title match

Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Located at the Siberian Warehouse

Opening Contest
Singles Match

Darius Iscariot vs. Vincent Williams

Preview: Darius Iscariot over the last several weeks has been forming his own stable, bringing the likes of Xander Gates and Clare Voyant together. However, he hasn’t competed in a Siberian Wrestling ring in quite a while. Therefore, The Warden has put him in a match with Siberian Wrestling’s newest star, Vincent Williams, who has proven himself in recent weeks with a couple of victories under his belt. Can this new Fighter take on the large Iscariot, or will Iscariot’s power and force, both inside and outside of the ring, prove to be too much?

Fatal Four Way Match
Siberian Warehouse Championship

Abbey Spears (c) vs. Stoner vs. Xander Gates vs. Clare Voyant

Preview: Since defeating Alex Rettop for the championship a number of weeks ago, the usually timid Abbey Spears has proven to be a tough competitor, taking on all challengers. It seems that a number of people have taken up her offer- namely Xander Gates and Clare Voyant. Despite losing a number one contender’s match to Stoner, Xander Gates and Clare Voyant have made it known that they want the opportunity to become champion as well, even attacking both Spears an Stoner following a well-earned victory. Spears has a lot on her plate at Desolation- three hungry challengers, all capable of wearing the Warehouse Championship around their waists are now challenging her. Will she be able to defy the odds and retain her championship, or will she fall victim to one of the three challengers?
Grudge Match

Dan Filat vs. Marcus Doyle

Preview: Dan Filat, a man consumed with wealth and fortune, has lost just that in recent weeks. Attempting to figure out just who the culprit is, he sets his targets completely on Marcus Doyle. Doyle denies this, but Filat has already y made up his mind and has challenged Doyle to a match. Doyle, one of the longest tenured fighters on the roster has a lot on his plate coming into this match. Will his high flying abilities be able to topple Filat, or will the former Voyle champion be able to continue his hot streak and pin the fan favorite?

Voyle Championship Match

Neil Climer (c) vs. Jack Purcell

Preview: Since returning to injury shortly following At Any Cost, Jack Purcell has his eyes set on only one thing- the Voyle championship, a title that is always defended in two out of three falls matches to promote wrestling at it’s very best. The champion, Neil Climer, has never backed down from a challenge and is more than ready to take on Purcell. The former HIW wrestler, however, has been nothing but a thorn on the side of Climer in recent weeks, going as far as causing him matches and even posing with his championship! Purcell finally has the opportunity to prove to the world that he is Voyle championship material…the question now is if he can actually win the gold.

Main Event
Siberian Heavyweight Championship
Tag Team Match

Cecile Lecrux (c) and Andrei Sorokov vs. Trent Stone and Sam X

UNIVERSAL WRESTLING FEDERATION (UWF)

ADRENALINE RESULTS:
-Billy Rodgers def. Jackson Walker
-Iscariot def. Quantom Kabuki in a Hardcore match w/Sam Horrey as guest referee
-***Steve Keirn and Kitt Kennedy def. UWF Tag Team champions The Coven to win the tag team belts***
-Andy Titshuro def. Ravi Moon
-UWF Universal Champion Darrel Revel def. UWF Primetime Champion Zoey Swan in a non-title Champion vs. Champion

This week’s Adrenaline Card:

Air Canada Centre, Toronto Ontario Canada
Tuesday September 15th 2009

Non-Title Match
Kitt Kennedy & Steve Keirn vs. Sam Horrey & Iscariot
–Once again Chris Slater has took to teaming enemies up together, only this time it’s on both sides! Last week the tag titles changed hands and were won by an unlikely team, this week they team again and face off against gold rush opponents! This should be crazy

Singles Match
Jackson Walker vs. Quantum Kabuki
–Jackson Walker is hungry for gold but standing in his way is Quantum Kabuki who still has his eyes on Hardcore gold. These two will go head to head, whoever wins could certainly get put in the running for a title shot!

Singles Match
Tyrone Kidd vs. Billy Rodgers
–Last week Billy Rodgers impressed everyone with his debut win over a former Tag Team title holder, tonight he once again faces a former tag champion. That champion is the returning Tyrone Kidd… Question is, where has Tyrone been?

Non-Title Triple Threat Match
Darren Revel vs. Andy Titsuhiro vs. Ravi Moon
–Last week Andy Titsuhiro conned his way in to a main event at Gold Rush and beat Ravi Moon all in the same night. In this huge match Tits, Moon and the Universal champion battle it out in a main event triple threat match. This should be a great one!

Intercontinental & Television Championship Unification
Gary “The Hitman” Reece (Intercontinental © ) vs. Serena (Television © )
–It has been decided that the UWF have too many championships, the TV title was created under a trial basis, that trial has now come to an end.  Tonight the TV title will be unified with the Intercontinental title but who will leave as the Unified champion?

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FEDERATION (WCF)

WCF SLAM RESULTS:
-Jay Price def. Martin Waverly Washington V, Ryan Daniels, Jimmy Dean, and Anthrax in a Battle Royal
-WCF TV Champion Anastasia Petrova def. Justin Turner
-Truth Addiction (Tank Reaper and Avery) def. Big Time Jerks (Adam and Austin)
-WCF US Champion Logan def. Greenfever
-Slickie T def. Craig Jacobs, D-Day, Hector Rodriguez in another Battle Royal
-Johnny Reb, Doc Henry, and Mikami def. WCF Champion Torture, Havoc, and Death

WRESTLING MIDWEST

From WMW ’s website:
Burn 2009 is just one week away. And, believe it or not, a lot has happened in Burn’s short history. Here’s a list of some of the top highlights from the two past Burn supercards:

Burn 2008’s highlights:

• Jade defeats Shank to become the new Heartlands Champion. That match was the beginning of the longest Heartlands Championship reign in WMW History.
• Mr. Hero defeats MOD to become the new Ace Superior Champion. That title reign lasted only one month.
• Scott Vyper successfully defeated Maxymum to retain the Great Lakes Championship. After words, Vyper and his Elite Alliance attacked Maxymum which would have ended his career, if not for…
• The return of AWS Man (also known as Bill). He had been gone for over a year.

Burn 2005 Highlights:

• Adam Pyre returns after being on the injury list for months
• Syberus defeats T$Money to become the new Midwest Champion and advancing in the Noah Hanson Invitational
• Aaron Nothings defeated Umbrage to become the Ace Sueprior Champion
• Syberus wins the Noah Hanson Invitational earning himself a Hardcore Championship title shot
• The epic Prime Offender vs. Garvin match that ended with the beginning of The Black Riders vs. Team Johnson vs. The Powers That Be Kicking Your Ass feud.

Burn 2009 – Thursday, September 17th, 2009

 Low/Mid Card
Audrie McLaughlin vs. Mo’ Bad

Winning Team Fights for A Title Shot at GS95
Umbrage, Jack Reynolds and Dess vs.
Scott Vyper, Amariie and Sam Hershey

Hardcore Championship
Valora (c) vs. Adam Pyre

Heartlands Championship
Hecate (c) vs. Adam Allocco

Ace Superior Championship
Druscilla (c) vs. Ryven

Great Lakes Championship
Jade (c) vs. AWS Man (also known as Bill) vs. Kronin

WRESTLING REVOLUTION FEDERATION (WRF)

WRF EVOLUTION RESULTS:
-Death Strike def. ‘Powerhouse’ Rick Marshall
-’Primetime’ Matthew Kennedy def. WRF Television Champion Terrell Taylor in a non-title match
-Johnny Douglas and Shane Ambrose def. Doug Bain and Vance Bain
-WRF Champion Eric DeSalve def. Chris Vallely

WRF BREAKDOWN CARD
WRF Champion Eric Desalve vs U.S Champion S.T. Strickler for the WRF title
TV Title Match – Terrell Taylor vs Jason Deacon
CW Champion Doug Bain vs Johnny Douglas for the CW title
Thomas Kilik vs Kris Damon
Chris Vallely vs Paul Patterson – Hardcore match
Rick Marshall vs Matthew Kennedy
Shane Ambross vs Vance Bain

XTREME WORLD WRESTLING (XWW)

XWW CARNAGE RESULTS:
-XWW Tag Team Champions The New Horsemen (Will Gallo and Sal Fanucci) def. Troy and Rob Cassidy
-HardKnox Champion Stalker Knight def. Chris Daniels
-Pandemonic def. Johnny Violence and Nightmare for a shot at the HardKnox Title next week
-Steve Studnuts and Jake Wade def. XWW US Champion Viper and XWW Champion Zeleos

XWW PRESENTS RADIOACTIVE SEPT 20TH
The Staples Center,Los Angelos, California!
————————————————————————————–
Match #1 P.C.W. T.V. Title Gauntlet Match – Mandatory for all PCW roster not already on the card. Singles Wrestler ( including champions) may enter
——————————————————————
Match #2 P.C.W. Tag Title Match – No Holds Barred

Nagra/Shadow ( C ) vs Vex/Cat
———————————————————————
Match # 3 HardKnox Title – T.L.C. Match

Pandemonic vs Stalker Knight ( C )
—————————————————————————
Match # 4 P.C.W. World Heavyweight Title

Bryan Banyon vs Nahuel Everstar ( C )
————————————————————————-
Match # 5 Last Chance Match XWW Tag Titles – If the Cassidy’s lose they go to Fusion Permently.
Cassidy Bros. vs Will Gallo/Sal Fanucci ( C )
——————————————————————————
Match # 6
Co – Main Event United States Title Match
Viper ( C ) vs Jake “The Bull” Wade
(stipulations not yet announced)
——————————————————————————
Match # 7
Co Main Event XWW World Heavyweight Championship
Zeleos ( C ) vs Steve Studnuts
(stipulations not yet announced)

ALL-STAR CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING (ACW)
-The Wake
September 11, 2009

Rumours are flying around the eWrestling universe about just who will be turning up and just who will be competing on the night. We can exclusively tell you to expect a number of surprises for the show, and also that the ACW AV staff have been very very busy over the past two weeks.

But what we are all interested in, is just who will be walking into the squared circle. Here is the card for the Wake:

ACW Scorpion Championship
Five Stages of Grief Match
Alias (c) vs. Khristain Keller

Spirit of ACW #1 Contender Match
Chris Moliano vs. (Participants yet to be announced)

ACW Tag Team #1 Contenders Match
The Kingdom (Jamie and Danny King) vs. The Sex Symbols vs. PITS vs. Milehigh Club vs. Misfit Toys

For a Scorpion Fighting Championship Title Shot
Scorpion Scramble – Most Pinfalls Wins (30 mins)
Iceman vs. Landon Stevens vs. Jack Johnson vs. Jack Harris vs. Rory Hayes

ACW Tag Team Championship Match
Heirs of Wrestling vs. The First Airbourne

ACW World Championship Match
Max Danger (c) vs. Brian Spaes vs. Andrew Sharp

So there you have it.

Six epic matches, and also remember that the Scorpion Championship match will be FIVE matches itself!!

It’s sure to be one hell of a show.

ACTION PACKED WRESTLING (APW)
-New Tour Schedule released

Action Packed Wrestling for the first time, will tour Europe for 5 shows. APW will start their tour off on September 16th in France and will end the European tour on October 14th in Moscow Russia before heading over to Japan for our One Night in Hell Pay Per View, set to take place on October 25th. This event took place in Japan last year, and with the big success of the show, a deal was made that this PPV would take place in Japan every year. One Night is Hell is the only APW Pay Per View where every match is a gimmick match

To see the rest of the tour schedule, go to the following link
http://apwprez.proboards.com/index.cgi?b….splay&thread=37

-Overdrive Card announced

The card for the first Overdrive of the European tour has been released today. 6 match will take place. Biggs will defend his newly won Overdrive title in a Gauntlet match. A big tag match will take place as Slade teams up with a returning Assassin to take on Michael Lively and Streets Wilson. And with what happened in the Shockwave Main event, Jesse Nunez will face off against Pence Weatherlight.

-One Night in Hell Main Event

With Level One retaining the APW World Heavyweight Title at Shockwave, Pence Weatherlight has cashed in is rematch clause from his loss at Test for the Best and at One Night in Hell, it will be Level One defending the title against Pence Weatherlight. What gimmick match will this be? Tune into the up coming Overdrives to find out. With these two at each others throats since May, this match can very well be the end to this feud.

-2 Wrestlers officially back with APW

At Shockwave, at the conclusion of the Chris Cyrus/Slade Craven match, Assassin showed up after the match, while Biggs and Chris was about to burn Slade to a crisp and saved Slades life. Also by Defeating President Jeff at Shockwave, Michael Lively has won back his contract with APW. In the weeks leading up to this match at Shockwave, Lively was wrestling without a contract and not getting paid for those matches, in an attempt by Jeff to Lively for turning his back on the company back at Rasslemania V.

-APW Superstar wins major award

The world famous Roughkut, for the last 3 years (from by brief research) has inducted people into the RK Hall of Fame for various things. This year, APW’s own, Level One is going into the RK Hall of Fame, voted by his peers as the RPer of the Year. Congrats to Level One for winning such a prestigious award.

CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING ORGANIZATION

-cWo and Versus are both pleased to announce that cWo will continue to air on the network through 2011!

DRIVEN 76 RESULTS:
-Cassie Charisma and Bellatrix Drake def. cWo Women’s Champion Mad Maddie and Nox Bones
-cWo TV Champion Thaddeus Walker retains against Shabazz
-Jen Diamond (disguised as the Jacksonville Jags mascot) def. Lana Lexington
-U.S. Champion Devon Dice retains over Tito Barnes

cWo SUMMERTIME BRUISE
Sunday September 13th

Cassie Charisma vs. Nox Bones

Loser Leaves cWo
J.J. Carter vs. Brother Shabazz

Jen Diamond vs. Lana Lexington

If Tony Rios wins he joins cWo
Tony Rios vs. Mac Johnson

United States Championship
Devon Dice(c) vs. Victor Emmit

Andrew Phillips vs. Barrett Hawk

Women’s Championship
Mad Maddie(c) vs. Bellatrix Drake

Notorious JON vs. Chazz Mendel

Main Event
World Heavyweight Championship
First Blood Match
Johnny Serious(c) vs. Mike Logan

DREAM WRESTLING FEDERATION (DWF)

DWF MONDAY NIGHT SLAUGHTER RESULTS:
-Nathan Paradine debuts and def. T.J. Parker
-Jak Nemesis def. B. R. Ellis
-Level One takes out Travis Williams before his match
-DWF Anarchy Champion Cancer Jiles retains against Casey Pierro-Zabatol (Travis Williams knocked out before the match)

DWF TUESDAY NIGHT INSOMNIA RESULTS:
-T-Money def. Sebastian Ashe
-Doozer def. Cody Brews
-USXF def. The Mexican Express in a loser leaves DWF match
-’Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin def. DWF Women’s Champion Lora KirK and ‘Canadian Classic’ Tina Davis in a non-title match

DWF BASHED IN THE USA PPV RESULTS:
-Communique from Puerto De Macoris- Mike Polowy will not be at the PPV
-Adrien Cochrane debuts and def. Cody Brews
-***USXF def. Nemesis w/o Polowy to become the new DWF Tag Team Champions***
-Nathan Paradine def. Chris Bladez
-DWF Women’s Champion Lora Kirk def. Lady America to retain the title
-B.R. Ellis def. Malcolm Dred King w/help from a returning Dark
-Tommy Crimson def. Mark Zylbert in a battle of DWF GM’s to win the first pick in the upcoming DWF draft.
-”Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl” Tessa Martin def. Mike Polowy by count-out as Polowy is stuck on the Island of Puerto De Macoris.  Per the stips for the match, Polowy is banned from competing in the women’s division.
-Doozer def. T-Money
-DWF Anarchy Champion Cancer Jiles def. Casey Pierro-Zabatol to retain
-***Travis Williams def. DWF Champion Level-One to win the title.***

Coming this Friday: Friday Night Refund

Cash or Charge!
Lucien Walker talks about the next Slaughter and Insomnia cards, as the wrath of Bashed in the USA and The Draft take full effect!

Two Cents by Ethan Bush w/Mike Polowy Part 1
Ethan sits down with Mike Polowy in an exclusive interview with worldly known Mike Polowy, in a three part series!

Blue Light Special!
Details of everything that went down at Bashed in the USA! Do we have a new Anarchy Champion? Maybe new Tag Team Champions? How about a new Women’s Champion? Most of all, was Travis William able to inch out reigning DREAM World Champion Level-One. If you did not order the pay per view, find out here!

Two Cents by Ethan Bush w/Mike Polowy Part 2
Ethan sits down with Mike Polowy in an exclusive interview with worldly known Mike Polowy, in a three part series!

Exact Change!
Lucien Walker covers the happenings of The Draft! Who went where, and who went there first? The biggest talk will be on the first round draft picks of both Tommy and Mark!

Two Cents by Ethan Bush w/Mike Polowy Part 3
Ethan sits down with Mike Polowy in an exclusive interview with worldly known Mike Polowy, in a three part series!

Keep The Change Special
Adrien Cochrane vs Chris Bladez vs Ethan Howard
Three men set to pave the way for DREAM, as Refund’s first match on it’s first show! Adrien is a new fresh face in DREAM, wanting to make one helluva impact. Chris is a rich veteran wanting to blow shit up! Then you have Suicide Messiah Ethan Howard! For those unsure who this guy is, he is a former HOSTILITY star who is attempting to gain a contract in DREAM. A victory for him could clinch that contract, but who will keep the change?

EMPIRE PRO WRESTLING (EPW)

EPW AGGRESSION RESULTS:
-Stalker def. ‘Dopesmoker’ Erik Black in a Stalker’s Rules match
-EPW TV Champion Layne Winters retains against Copycat
-EPW Tag Team Champions Anthology (Larry Tact and Jared Wells) and Sean Edmunds def. Shawn Hart and Jungle Storm in a six man tag match
-Marcus Westscott def. EPW IC Champion Cameron Cruise in a non-title match

EPW’s next show will be the Russian Roulette Pay Per View show.

EVOLUTION PRO

TRANSGRESSION RESULTS:
-Michael Thunder def Crazy Kyd, Assassin, Dr. Thomas Morton, James Raven, Joey Jenova, Johnny Rotten, Mia Sanchez, Liam McIntyre, Pierre-Luc Gagnon to become the #1 contender for the New Age title
-Joey Crash def. Evolution New Age Champion Thatcher Rex and Jonny Briggs

Next week’s Transgression card:
DATE: September 20th, 2009
VENUE: Compuware Arena, Plymouth, Michigan
DEADLINE: September 19th 2009; 11.59PM EST

————————–

Michael Thunder and Doctor Thomas Morton vs. Thatcher Rex © and Jonny Briggs ©

Handicap Mayhem
Joey Crash and Jacob Tolle vs. Joey Jenova

Liam McIntyre vs. PLG

Rematch
Assassin vs. Mia Sanchez

FANS WRESTLING ORGANIZATION (FWO)

FROM FWO.COM:
FWO.com has received exclusive word that superstar and fWo Cruiserweight Champion Xin Xin Xiong, 25, has been detained by Atlanta Police Department on unnamed charges. It is rumored amongst insiders that due to the nature of their arrest, just moments after coming through baggage handling at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, and the fact that no bail has been granted at any price suggests that Mr. Xiong is being held in question of very serious allegations.

What this means for the FWO, and its Cruiserweight division, remains to be seen.

All we know is that The Ryuujin – who recently fought a brutally stiff match with “Graphic Violence” Steven Shadows’, a match which left both men brutally bloodied and was to be Shadows’ indefinite last match – will NOT be in attendance on this week’s edition of ReAction…

RE-ACTION RESULTS:
-JET Naito def. James Renshaw
-Ruben Ross and Brawn def. FWO Internet Champion Max Danger and Michelle Masters
-Excess Impact (Xander Scott and Impulse) def. One-Eye and Johnny Legend
-Ric Chronos def. Grunge Warrior in a Hardcore match
-Team V.I.A.G.R.A, Vox Nihili & Team V.I.A.G.R.A v2 def. The Legion of Dairy (all 6)
-***Callie Urban def. Jade Argent to become the new FWO Cruiserweight Champion***
-FWO Champion Keith Scott Zimmerman retains against ‘Superstar’ Vince Jacobs

G-2

FULL THROTTLE RESULTS:
-Logan Gable def. Rhett Malcom
-Duros and Extreme Dream def. Nightmare and Chris West
-G-2 TV Champion Fnord retains against AnZaC
-Joe Muddin and Kory Matthews def. Razorblade and G-2 Champion Ken Fuqua

Full Throttle, 18 September Card

Three-Way Dance
Darek DeAngelo
vs.
The Masked Marvel
vs.
TC Styles
Referee: Jeremy StoneG-2 Television Championship
Kory Matthews
vs.
Fnord (Champion)
Referee: Tim Barnes

Singles Match
Nightmare
vs.
AnZaC
Referee: Gordon O’Neil

-Main Event-

Texas Death Match
Chris West
vs.
Xtreme Dream
Referee: Terry French

Debate
Logan Gable debates General Manager Kyle Williams

Contract Signing
‘The Franchise’ Ken Fuqua and Joe Muddin will sign on to face each other for the G-2 Heavyweight Championship on Pay-Per-View!

GLOBAL DIVISION OF WRESTLING (GDW)

Game Over PPV
September 18th
Palalottomatica in Rome Italy

Main Event
World, Revolution, and Fever Championships
Apocalypse Match
Charles Kessler vs. Meagan Collins vs. Glory Braddock vs. Mystic vs. Jake Storm vs. Coral Marie

Angelica Jones vs. Angela Jameson

Street Fight
Shawn Atlas vs. Brian Zane

Revolution Title Contender’s Match
Joey Michaels vs. Genocide

Sudden Death Fatal Five Way
Fever Television Title Contender’s Match
Carrie Storm vs. Faith De Luca vs. Vamppie vs. Brian Blades vs. Lawrence Gideon

Sam Raine vs. Disco Ninja

The Hitman vs. The Great Ba-Boo

GENESIS PRO

YE OLDE FAIRE RESULTS:
-Ripper vs. Wolverine vs. Dylan Forster goes to a time limit draw
-Kirk “The Iceman” Froste won the Over the Top Battle Royal over Nathan Weiss, Xavier Byson, James Hart, and Matthew Walker
-Kintaru def. The Paperboy and Dexter Michaels in a 3 way match
-Steve “The King” Solitaire and Jarrell Silverman go to a time limit draw
-James ‘BigTrouble’ Kendrix def. Bill Liden in a Falls Count Anywhere match
-***Future def. Genesis Pro TV Champion Jayson Burr to win the title***
-Jim Rooster def. Genesis Rising Star Champion Wynter by DQ
-Genesis Champion Sean Tyler def. Seth Iser to remain the champion

HIGH IMPACT WRESTLING (HIW)

VITAL SIGNS RESULTS:
-HIW Elite Champion Johnny Styles def. SBK
-Antonio Alves def. Bishop Steele
-Chester Addison and Travis Jeffries def. Nightmare Inc.
-Post match, Styles attacks Addison.  Addison announces that their match at Final Countdown is going to be ‘Hell in a Cell.’

Next Week’s Vital Signs Card:
Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Johnny Styles vs. Travis Jeffries

Semi Main Event
Barely Legal Deathmatch
Antonio Alves vs. Katherine Stryfe

Former UK Champion vs. Former Elite Champion
Morgan Jones vs. Chester Addison

Opening Match
3 Way Dance
Brian Larsen vs. Emma McIntyre vs. El Mistique

HOSTILITY WRESTLING FEDERATION (HWF)

VIOLENCE #44 RESULTS:
-”Hollywood” Howie Banks def. Julian Fiasco
-’The Coolness’ Pat Fullam def. Sean Kage
-Tripp Whipwreck and ‘Blackout’ Johnny Murphy go to a double countout
-Landon Fawn wins a Battle Royal over Hooligan, Bobby Dean, Christian Bryce, Ronnie McNeil, and Pat Atoe
-Johnny Donovan def. Rev. Billy Blaze
-Chris Bond def. Brock in a No DQ Match
-Nathan Paradine and Xander Daniels def. Heroic Henry and Steven Steele

“Hostile Violence #45″
Location: Liverpool Echo Arena in Liverpool, England
Monday – September 14th, 2009
8:00 PM Eastern on TNT!

OPENING MATCH
BILLY CLUB ON A POLE MATCH
‘Beautiful’ Bobby Dean vs. Brock
In honor of the British Police Force, Hostility presents this Billy Club on a Pole Match.

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Landon Fawn vs. Ronnie McNeil vs. Pat Fullam

TAG TEAM MATCH
Hooligan/Sean Kage vs. Tripp Whipwreck/Johnny Murph

AVERSION TITLE TOURNAMENT – FINALS
SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE: Ronnie McNeil
‘Hollywood’ Howie Banks vs. Johnny Donovan

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
Talon vs. Billy Blaze vs. Julian Fiasco

CO-MAIN EVENT
Nathan Paradine vs. Heroic Henry

CO-MAIN EVENT
Chris Bond vs. ‘The Phoenix’ Xander Daniels

HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING (HOW)

MONDAY NIGHT MAYHEM RESULTS:
-Bob ‘Fucking’ Jared def. Gregory Orion Daniels and Johnny Otaku
-Silver Phoenix def. Jason Midnight in a Hardcore match
-Shane Reynolds and Joseph Gregory def. Silent Witness and Issac Slade

THURSDAY NIGHT TURMOIL RESULTS:
-Chris Kostoff def. Skyler Montgomery
-Kirsta Lewis def. Trip Eisen in a MMA-style match
-LSD Champion David Black retains over Bobbinette Carey
-ICON Champion Max Kael and Trent def. HOW World Champion Aceldama and Mark ‘Explosive’ O’Neal when Ace turns on O’Neal

From HOW’s website:
-Former LSD Champion Chris Jacobs has signed on to return to High Octane Wrestling. This time the former champ will not be competiting in the ring, but instead he will be taking part in the HOFC division where he will compete for the new HOFC Championship.

Stay tuned as there is a strong rumor that a TEAM of fighters has also just been signed!

-As the Las Vegas fans begin piling into the Mandalay Bay Events Center for Monday Night Mayhem tonight, HOWrestling.com has just learned that General Manager Ryan Faze is missing in action! 

Many are wondering what exactly the hold up is as Faze is always one to arrive early to his shows, so speculation is abound…

We’ve heard everything from Faze going deep in a poker tournament at The Rio, to a special visit from the Illustrious Face-Eater, to even a drug overdose!!!

We certainly hope it isn’t the latter, but if Faze doesn’t arrive shortly, the “dogs” in the locker room are sure to run WILD on Mayhem! 

We’ll keep you posted as this story develops with under an hour left to go before Mayhem begins airing!

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
SPECIAL RULES LAST MAN STANDING MATCH
Trent vs. Aceldama©

ICON CHAMPIONSHIP
MENTAL WARD MATCH
Graystone vs. Maximillian Kael©

LSD CHAMPIONSHIP
INDUSTRIES BUILDING ANYTHING GOES MATCH
Joseph Gregory vs. David Black©

HIGH OCTANE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP
PRISON YARD MATCH
Chris Kostoff vs. Michael DeNucci

#1 CONTENDERS MATCH
ALCATRAZ DUNGEON
“Perfect” Paul Paras vs. Shane Reynolds

HALL OF FAME CHALLENGE
I QUIT MATCH
Marcus Reinhardt vs. Hall of Famer Mark O’Neal

EPIC BATTLE
KITCHEN MATCH
Bobbinette Carey vs. Kirsta Lewis

#1 PICK RIGHTS
Tim Shipley (representing Mayhem) vs. Ethan Cavanaugh (representing Turmoil)

LEGACY OF CHAMPIONS (LoC)

No new news since the announcement that Blitzkrieg Funk had been deported back to Germany.

Part two coming up tomorrow as well as the E-Wrestler of the Week and the newly minted WWR 50 Rankings.

TAG TEAM TOP 25
1. Blitzkrieg Funk (Bastian Von Bismarck/Hans Wilhelm)- LoC, FWO  40 pts.
2. The Superfans (Mark/Marc)- WCF 35 pts.
3. Hawk Henshaw/Latrisha- PWR 34 pts.
4.  The Hollywood Wrecking Crew- NFW 33 pts.
5. Mike Polowy/Jak Nemesis- DWF 32 pts.

No change in the standings.  Blitzkrieg Funk’s loss to The Truth over the weekend brings them closer to second place The Superfans,

6. The Anthology(Jared Wells/Larry Tact)- NFW 29 pts.
7. Vox Nihili(Alias/Karina Wolfenden)- FWO 26 pts.
8. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/Starz N. Stripes- PCW 25 pts.
8. War Machine(Chris Champion/The Machine)- Simcoe Co. 25 pts.
10. Legion of Dairy(cHEESE/eggNOG)- FWO 24 pts.
11. The Truth(Spike Saunders/Callie Urban)- FWO 22 pts.
12. Eaton Gore/Crazyman- TFWF 21 pts.
12. Team Danger(Stephen Greer/Tyrone Walker)- WfWA 21 pts.
14. Desade/Lance Marshall- SCCW 20 pts.
15. The Industry(Chris Bond/Dave Milenko)- Hostility 19 pts.

War Machine slips past the Legion of Dairy to tie Escondido/Starz for 8th.  Spike Saunders and Callie Urban aka The Truth move up from 17th to 11th this week.  Team Danger debuts at 12th.  Desade and Lance Marshall also rise 6 spots from 20th to 14th.

16. Wolves of Slaughter(Elise Ares/Kazys Jankauskas)- PRIME 18 pts.
17. Dream Warriors- nbW 16 pts.
18. Angels of Death(Angel Casey/Angel Scott)- MVW 14 pts.
18. Doug E. Fresh/Wolf- SCW 14 pts.
18. Scott DiBiase/Jason Lee- VWF 14 pts.
21. The Sex Symbols- WfWA 13 pts.
22. Valora/Mr. Videogame- WMW 12 pts.
23. The Coven(Ellisa Torreto/Angel Andrews)- UWF 11 pts.
23. Homeless Insanity(Brian Zane/Mystic)- GDW 11 pts.
25. John Cross/Lance Diamond- PWR 10 pts.
25.  King of Popsicles(Baron Von Blackberry/King Blueberry)- SCCW 10 pts.
25. Daddy Daughter Day(August Monday/April Monday)- SCCW 10 pts.

Five debuts highlight the bottom of the top 25 including top 10 women’s wrestler Valora and Mr. Videogame, The King of Popsicles, Homeless Insanity, and John Cross and Lance Diamond.

WOMEN’S TOP 25
1. Kirsta Lewis- HOW, Simcoe Co., TFWF 54 pts.
2. ‘The Goddess’ Alexia- VWF 39 pts.
3. Katherine Stryfe- HIW 33 pts.
4. Latrisha- PWR 32 pts.
5. Miss USA- MVW 31 pts.

Latrisha pulls off huge three way dance win over partner Hawk Henshaw and Scott Rage to propel herself back into the top 5.  Kirsta Lewis holds commanding lead over VWF’s Alexia.  Valora didn’t wrestle this week and slips out of top 5.

6. Valora Salinas- WMW 30 pts.
7. Michelle Masters- FWO 29 pts.
8. Aimz-Amy Campbell- SCCW 28 pts.
9. Karina Wolfenden- FWO 27 pts.
10. Cecile Lecrux- Siberian Wrestling 26 pts.
11. Scarlett Willis- Simcoe Co. 24 pts.
12. Shade- VWF 23 pts.
13. Mad Maddie- cWo 22 pts.
14. Serena- UWF 21 pts.
15. Georgie Nickels- TFWF, Experts 20 pts.

Serena jumps into the top 15, leapfrogging Georgie Nickels into the #14 spot.  Willis and Shade exchange spots.

16. Glory Braddock- GDW 19 pts.
17. Bobbinette Carey- HOW 17 pts.
17. Sydney Laroux- Simcoe Co. 17 pts.
19. Lora KirK- DWF 16 pts.
20. Zoey Swan- UWF 15 pts.
21. Black Rose- UWF 14 pts.
22. Ashleigh McDaniel- SCCW 13 pts.
23. Stevie Swing- TFWF 12 pts.
24. Druscilla- WMW 11 pts.
24. Callie Urban- FWO 11 pts.

DWF’s Lora KirK debuts at #19 after winning the women’s title.  Black Rose replaces Larks Marks.

MEN’S TOP 30
1. Level-One- APW, DWF 64 pts.
2. Joe the Plumber- NFW 63 pts.
3. Shawn Jessica Hart- LoC, EPW, WFW:NE 54 pts.
4. Alias-ACW, FWO 43 pts.
5. High Flyer- FWO, NFW 42 pts.

Level-One back on top after defeating Nunez at APW’s Shockwave PPV.  Alias and High Flyer switch places this week.

6. Mr. Fantastic- VWF 39 pts.
7. Johnny Styles- HIW 38 pts.
8. Jason Snow- PRIME 36 pts.
9. ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens- EPW, FWO 35 pts.
10. Max Danger- ACW, FWO, Memphis Pro  34 pts.
11. Myke Adams- Simcoe Co. 33 pts.
12. Aceldama- HOW 32 pts.
13. Sandy Makel- TFWF 31 pts.
14. Johnny Serious- cWo 30 pts.
14. Keith Scott Zimmerman- FWO 30 pts.
14. Ali Amore- nbW 30 pts.
14. William- PWR 30 pts.

KSZ jumps up 7 places , PWR’s William up five this week to crack the top 15.  MDK and Shane Reynolds’s loss drops both out.  Max Danger back in the top 10.  Simcoe Champion Myke Adams up four to #11.

18. Trevor Wilson- ACW 29 pts.
18. David Black- HOW 29 pts.
20. Shane Reynolds- HOW 28 pts.
21. Nick Stevenson- PWR 27 pts.
21. MDK- SCW 27 pts.
23. Sean Tyler- Genesis Pro 26 pts.
23. Ryan Ruckus- SCW 26 pts.
23. Jack Amethyst- WfWA 26 pts.
26. Havoc- WCF 25 pts.
27. Xander Daniels- Hostility 24 pts.
28. Zeleos- XWW 23 pts.
29. ‘Superstar’ Vince Jacobs- FWO, LoC 22 pts.
30. Sebastian Cross- TFWF 21 pts.

Newcomers this week: Ryan Ruckus, Jack Amethyst, Havoc, and Zeleos.  XWW’s Nightmare falls out after peaking at #6 a few weeks back.  HOW’s David Black moves up 3 this week.

He also promised to take BOB in a new direction, backing away from their “parody” branding, in favor of a more traditional promotion, running shows in the Western United States.

“You want wrestling? You’ll GET wrestling. You want hardcore violent entertainment? You’ll GET it. You want attitude? We’ve GOT your f***ing attitude. Do you want to experience pure chaos? Do you want a wrestling revolution? It’s time. For BOB. To get. Hardcore.”

BOB’s latest On-Demand, Send Us Money: Leader of The Pack, featuring a one-night six-man tag team tournament, is also available on BOB’s Web site, and gives viewers a taste of the new hardcore direction.

In other news, Kobe Gyant became the new ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS at the Toadlena, New Mexico house show. Readers report that the Toadlena show was excellent, and featured at least two ****-calibre matches. (Ted note: Bootleg, please?) Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam recently won the Swiss Army Belt, and Harvey The Hardcore Hippo won a deathmatch tournament to capture BOB’s version of the hardcore title.

Ted’s analysis: Interesting move. In talking with a few people in the company, they aren’t looking to go the garbage route, more along the lines of Extreme Championship Wrestling circa 1995-97. They also want to showcase good wrestling of all styles, be it lucha libre, classic, technical, or hardcore. Leary has a decent rep in the wrestling world, but has been out of the game for quite a few years as a full-time booker, working in various online media and entertainment ventures. Many are excited about the new direction, as it opens up a lot more possibilities. It will be interesting to see if the roster undergoes an overhaul or if they bring in new faces to get away from their comedy roots, though it should be noted in the past Leary has never shied away from comedic elements, even in one of the most notorious hardcore leagues that ever ran in the Northeast U.S.

ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS Scatman and You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain’t Doing That, Are You Out of Your Frickin’ Mind T&A XX Division Hardcore Champion Kevin the Pyromaniac both became “victims” of a sword-wielding Jerri Li, vacating the titles. It should be noted, however, that both Kevin and Scatman have died at least once before on BOB programming.

Also featured were the results of the unaired iMPLOSION 21, Trey Vincent giving control over to Michelle and Steve Leary, the return of an old face, and a teaser about another former BOBster returning.

In other BOB news, it was announced over the weekend that Swiss Army Belt holder Axl has been released. Quoting from BOB’s Web site: “No contract…Future endeavors…Yadda yadda yadda.” All of the fed’s three singles titles are now vacant.

The “Not” Keith Schmucks Rant for Brawlers On a Budget’s “Pay-Per-View (On Pay-Per-View)”

Todays Rant comes from the soon-to-be defunct BOB (Brawlers On a Budget) wrestling federation. This was their final PPV before the perpetually finacially-challenged organisations coffers ran dry for the last time. The hook for this fed… every match is a comedy match! And so, let’s check out “Pay Per View! (On Pay Per View)”

-We were LIVE (On Pay-Per-View) from the Pay-Per-View Arena in Bovine, Alabama. The theme music is “The Final Countdown”… Somewhat appropriate, as it turned out. Your announcers are Mike “The Monotone” Monroe, Scotty Whatbody and some guy in a penguin suit called Coma. They hype the show and swear a bit. (Or, in Comas’ case, make strange noises and swear.)

-The Jobber World Order arrive at ringside. They insult the fans and announce the formation of their new stable… The Right To Suck. They leave to mass indifference and theme music of hideous, ear-splitting noise. (Possibly by Limp Bizkit.)

Micheal McIntosh vs. Brandon (“Not Big Enough For The Big Boys” Light-Heavyweight Title Match)

Coma has slipped the ring announcer a card, so this is announced as;

Micheal McIntosh vs. Brandon vs. Coma (“Not Big Enough For The Big Boys” Light-Heavyweight Title Match)

Coma rolls in, then rolls out again… and halfway up the aisle. Interesting. Brandon hiplocks McIntosh and works the knee. Low dropkick and kneebreaker as Coma returns to ringside. Then joins the Spanish announcers. Okaaayy… McIntosh reverses a whip and clotheslines Brandon. He misses an elbowdrop, Brandon hits a nice Asai moonsault for 2. Coma heads up as Brandon nails a Snow Plow. Coma breaks the cover with a truely insane no-look twisting plancha that wipes out everyone. Double noggin knocker from McIntosh, he lays in some wimpy chops. Coma monkeyflips him, then kips up into a standing dropkick of Brandons. Bradon nails a tonado DDT on McIntosh. Coma breaks the cover at 2. Coma drops a headbutt on McIntosh, Brandon breaks the cover. They exhange chops, Brandon slams Coma over the top rope. McIntish clotheslines out Brandon and attempts a plancha. Brandon dropkicks him on the way down. Wild! McIntosh tries to walk out, Brandon gives him a sloppy press on the rampway. They brawl, Coma springboards off the rail and corkscrews… into the crowd. Again… interesting. A middle-aged woman arrives, (JUDY BAGWELL! RUN!) and drags McIntosh backstage. It’s his mom. The match is called a no-contest. *3/4 Good action, weird ending.

Kamikazie(sic) Ken vs. Insano Mano

My Spanish isn’t great, but doesn’t that translate as… Insane Hands? This match was taped from Suicida, Mexico. The announcers hype it as “Too Violent For Network TV”. E-C-DUB! It’s Mano’s hometown, so he gets the big babyface pop. Ken makes his entrance… on a motorcyle. (I wondered what the ramp was for…) Manos risks vehicular death by meeting Ken with a mid-air spear over the top rope. Holy fucking shit! The motorcyle crashes into the ring as both men rise. They exchange chairshots. A quick clip, three minutes have passed, they’re still chairshotting each other. Mano finally goes down, Ken arranges furniture. He sets up a ridiculously contrived table pyramid, three layers high. Mano brings out a cash register from under the ring and “Shows Ken The Money” with it. (And thus enters the “Keithies” poll for Most Innovative International Object of the Year.) Ken blades as Mano sets up a table and seasons it with salt and vinegar. Ken uses some razor-tipped playing cards(!) on Mano. (I just report the news, folks…) Blind charge, Ken runs into a twisting spinebuster through a table. Which explodes. Ouch. They make it to the ring, Mano hits a spinning heel kick for 2. He slams Ken onto the wrecked motorcycle, then dropkicks him through a propped-up table. Blind charge, Ken backdrops Mano into the front row. Ken heads up and hits a corkscrew moonsault into the fans. Yes, Virginia, these men ARE insane. Mano drags Ken back to the ring and deposits him on the top buckle. He proceeds to hit a top-rope DDT through the table pyramid. Kens head bullseyes a barb-wired wrapped chair as well. Which was electrified. And explodes. Ken was 32. We suddenly cut to split-screen as both men begin to rise somehow. At the pay-per-view itself, Insano Mano is punking out Brandon in revenge for being called a “jobber” in one of Brandons interviews. He dumps Brandon on the Spanish Announce table, (Of course!) and we spot Ken. He’s in the rafters of the arena. Cue the Stunt Bump as Ken delivers… a 990 Ken-Ton Bomb. (Setting a new record, apparently… for idiocy) As EMTs arrive, we go back to Mexico. Ken is using bowling pins on Mano in the crowd, but takes a rana down a set of stairs. Mano busts out a balcony moonsault… which misses. Mano takes a face-first bump onto concrete. Double Ouch! Cute spot as Ken calls for a time-out because he’s “Got something in his eye”. Manos spears the blinded Ken all the way from the arena floor to the loading dock. (Now THAT’s a spear!) They mount a scaffold as a truck full of exploding tables pulls in. Ken powers out of a powerbomb and hits a Kenny Kutter into the trucks flatbed. One stock footage explosion later, Ken covers for the pin. **3/4 Wayyyy over the top, but in a good way.

-Commisioner Billy Polar arrives to commentate during the upcoming “Billy Polar Memorial Swiss Army Belt Tournament”.

George vs. Zilla (Swiss Army Tourney First Round Match.)

Jeez, doesn’t anybody in this fed have a last name? Zilla rides a skateboard to the ring, George is carried in. Why? His gimmick is… he’s dead.(?!) There’s one idea Russo never though of… Zilla stomps a mudhole in George and applies a slightly pointless sleeperhold. The commentators cover for the lack of action by revealing the Undertakers stalker… well, speculating, at least. T-T-T-Tatanka? That would have been interesting. Zilla tries a Boston Crab, but we’re in Alabama, and George is dead, so no dice. He heads up for a missile dropkick, but George won’t get up. So he heads back down and takes Georges head off with a knee. Literaly. I mean, he rips the dummies.. sorry, his opponents head off! Georges partner Lenny re-attaches his head as I check the expiry date on my perscription drugs. Zilla applies an abdominal stretch variant, making George appear to be scratching his ear with his own foot. If he wasn’t dead, that’d really hurt! Zilla piledrives George, then press-slams his skateboard on Georges noggin for the pin. *3/4 It was a squash, but the guys dead, so what did you expect?

“Mr Thursday Night” J.C Long vs Mike Dangerous (Swiss Army Tourney First Round Match)

JC initially refuses to fight his friend, and tries to walk out. Dangerous sticks around, they get into a heated, though pointless debate, Dangerous suckershots Long. Running powerslam, Dangerous follows up by simply standing on Longs crotch. He baits the fans, allowing a roll-up for 2 from Long. He heads up, Dangerous hiptosses him off the top for 1. They suddenly get into a grade-school slapfight, complete with NIPPLE TWISTS OF DOOM, before Dangerous busts out an airplane spin. (Forgetting to sell it himself. *Sigh*) He celebrates with a bizzare Micheal Jackson impersonation, allowing JC to roll him up for the pin. 3/4*

-The Dungeon of Dumb (Sasquatch and Massawa, The Somalian Giant w/The Flaskmaster) vs. Massivly Packaged (#1 Contendership for the “You Gotta Have Friends” Tag Team Championship and the “Are You Out Of Your Frickin’ Mind” Hardcore title.)

Sasquatch and Jim start out. “Massive Man” Jim is the current Hardcore champion, and for some reason “Sasquatch” is a dead ringer for Frankensteins Monster. Go figure. Sasquatch headbutts Jim out of his boots, then gets a big boot. Jim baseball slides through Sasquatchs’ legs and hits a dropkick. A second, Sasquatch still won’t go down. “Totally Packaged” Josh comes in, double dropkick sends Sasquatch down. Josh tags in, hitting a nice cross bodyblock off the top for 2. Sasquatch catches Josh as he charges blind and chokeslams him. Massawa (Who probably weighs about 75 pounds soaking wet) is tagged in. He bops Josh with his wooden mask, then rubs tribal paint in his eyes to blind him. Innovative to say the least! The Dungeon of Dumb uses some old-school heel tatics, including the old “Clap your hands to simulate a tag” schtick as Josh plays Ricky Morton. He eventually slips out of a slam and jawjacks Sasquatch. Hot tag Jim, he brings out the HARDCORE WEAPONS OF DOOM from under the ring. With the commentators gleefully breaking kayfabe, we gets some rubber-tipped barb-wire shots, then a pre-cut broom crotching of Massawa. This triggers an all-out brawl, even bringing in The Flaskmaster. Sasquatch uses the Obligatory Roadsign on Jim, Massawa goes upstairs. Then, in a moment of unsurpassed surrealty, he gets caught on the updraught of a ceiling fan and splashes UPWARDS! We cut to a commercial(?!?). When we return, Massawa is nowhere in sight, apparently stuck on the roof. Josh is suddenly arrested for trying to chat up an underage girl and it’s down to Sasquatch versus Jim. Sasquatch hits a big boot and pins for the Hardcore title. He (SWERVE) turns on his manager, then (SWERVE!) takes off his mask to reveal he’s not Sasquatch, but “The Caprind Kid” Herb Romaine . A cut backstage shows the real Sasquatch being guarded by Betty-Lou, Herbs… sheep. **1/2 Some good wrestling among the wackiness… and damn entertaining.

Pain and Pleasure vs. The Ambulance Jockeys (“You Gotta have Friends” Tag Team Championship steel cage match)

Nurse Heidi joins the commentary team as the the opening brawl breaks out. Hilarious intro for Pain and Pleasure, by the way… The only tag team I’ve ever seen that has a former porn star and a hockey player teaming up. Ambulance Jock Garry Greene gets caught and powerslammed by Bannister. Greene tags out to Barry Brown, Bannister hits him with some CANADIAN VIOLENCE and runs him into the cage wall. (The fed is so low-budget, there’s three chicken wire walls and one of blue steel bars!) Brown blades… or at least dribbles ketchup on his face. The commentators get into a strange debate over whether or not Heidi is pregnant. (Made stanger by Coma, who sounds like Perry Saturn with a British accent. You’re welcome.) Barry reverses things in the ring… and Mike Monroe quotes Yours Truely!! (Badly… “Playing Ricky Martin”? Yeesh!) The Jocks double-team Sir Hungalot as Bannister debates things with the ref. Hungalot makes a hot tag, Bannisters a house of fire. He cleans house, Greene blades after a shot into the steel. Bannister hits the Slap Shot on Greene. The ref is out of position, getting an eventual 2. Brown makes the save, allowing the tag. Bannister blocks a forearm and blantantly lowblows Brown. The Jocks double-team again, drawing a bladejob from Bannister as Hungalot is brought in. Big ol’ brawl breaks out, the ref gets bumped. Hungalot hits The G-Spot (Once more, I AINT going there!) on Brown, Greene makes the save. He rams Bannister into the cage, then DDT’s Hungalot and rolls Brown onto him. The ref revives, Bannister falls onto them to break the cover at 2 and a bit. Hungalot hits a double clothesline and powerbombs Brown for 2 amd a half before Greene saves. He slams Hungalot, Bannister breaks it up at 2. He piledrives Brown for 2. The ref is just counting anything at this point. Bannister drops his head, Brown punts him through the ropes. Greene hits a neckbreaker on Hungalot. The Jocks head to the top of the cage for the “Mass Casualty” diving headbutts. They both miss. Hungalot covers Brown for a protracted three-count to retain. *** Probably the best match so far in terms of pure wrestling.

-Before the next match, a second cage is added… the Big Blue One this time. The Guest Referee, Homicidal Hank is announced. Then the Special Enforcer, Bohemoth.

Sillicone M. Plants vs. douja (Double Layer Cage Match)

The announcers hype this one as one of the most protracted, violent feuds of all time. Bell rings, FINGER POKE OF DOOM from douja. Plants sells it like he’s been shot, literally jumping three feet in the air. douja drops a wussy elbow for 3. No match, as it’s a SWERVE! Plants, douja and Hank proceed to triple-team Bohemoth, even knocking out his glass eye. (Which they play a quick game of hacky-sack with. Nice.) Commisioner Polar runs-in… and joins in the beatdown of Bohemoth. Plants gets on the stick and runs down Bohemoth, accusing him of holding everyone else down in a previous federation. (The oddly-named “Stereotype Wrestling Federation”… well, that fits, I guess.) The Polar gets on the mic and decrees that Pain and Pleasure defend their titles against Plants and douja here and now… or they’re fired. Needless to say, P&P head to ringside in a hurry. And so we have;

Pain and Pleasure vs. Sillicone M. Plants and douja

P&P come in swinging, as Hank joins the commentators. Plants is dinged off the steel as Hungalot beats on douja. Cute spot as Hank keeps leaving the table to stomp Bohemoth some more. He also announces the stable name… the “Not Quite Millionaires Club”… well, it’s a low-budget fed, I suppose. Plants tags in douja, who gets knocked down by Bannister. He tags in Hungalot, top rope elbow misses. douja nails the “Chronic Neck Pain” piledriver for 2, Bannister saves. Plants KO’s Hungalot with a loaded black glove behind the refs’ back, douja covers for the pin and the titles. *1/4 for the match, **1/2 for the buildup and swerves that sent the fans into a frenzy. Good booking.

-Postmatch, “The Smooth Operator” Plants and “15 Inches of Chocolaty Goodness” douja become the team of “Smooth and Chocolaty”.

-Backstage, Da Sassy Bitch confronts Billy Polar. Polar decks him. The ever-loqucious Polar then heads out to ringside to cut a pre-match promo. He introduces his hand-picked referee Raoul Ramon Ramirez, and his guest timekeeper… Master P. Luckily the BOB BigBOSS brains Master P with a ringbell after one “Hooty Hoo”. Polars opponent, The Violent Pacifist, suddenly rolls out from under the ring. Staredown ensues, before simultaneous ball-kickings start the match.

Billy Polar vs. The Violent Pacifist (Swiss Army Belt and BOB Commisionership Match)

They brawl after the ballshots, with The Pacifist gaining the upper hand. Gorilla press, Billy holds on and both men fall to the floor. Ramirez takes a donut break to avoid counting out his man. They brawl on the outside, The Pacifist gets gutbusted on the guardrail. (Which warps… cheapo fed!) VP no-sells, hitting a snap suplex. Back to the ring, The Pacifist sets up for his “Nine Inch Nailer” finisher as douja tries to make a run-in. He’s intercepted by the Kent State Krew as Rameriz plays Evil Ref with a ten-second two-count. Polar small packages VP, Ramirez plays Incompetant Ref as he slow-counts for 2. Polar yells at him, then hits a spinning heel lariat and corksrew Asai moonsault. Polar hits a brainbuster (AKA “The Aneurysm”) for a quick-counted 3. The Pacifist gets in Ramirez’s face. Ramirez, seemingly unable to tell the two apart, reverse his decision and allows the match to continue. They break out the weapons, Billy bringing a tranquillizer gun(!) into the match, VP producing “Mr Bat”. (A baseball bat, of course.) Scotty Whatbody tries to run interferance from the announce position and gets nailed with Mr Bat. VP KO’s Billy and covers for 3. *3/4 Goofy as hell, but some solid wrestling… although with these guys, that whole “wrestling” thing seems incidental to affairs.

-Postmatch, Billy chews out Ramirez, who shrugs and responds “All you gringos look alike to me.” Polar passes out.

Donald McKillalot vs Mystery Opponent (ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS Title Match)

The BigBOSS’es midget sidekick, The Li’lBOSS is announced as Guest Timekeeper for this one. McKillalot gets a big intro, then headbutts the announcer after he’s announced as hailing from “Scotland, England”. The Li’lBOSS quickly takes over the announcing duties. He announces McKillalots opponent as The Tiger, a former two-time Stereotype Wrestling Federation Intergalactic Champion. Huge crowd response, big intro, bell rings.

Kick.

Wham.

McPiledriver.

McKillalot retains after a leisurly three-count. DUD Must be a private joke…

And we’re done.

The Bottom Line: Well, don’t expect wrestling classics or four-star matches, but if you’re in the mood for something goofy, this would be right up your alley. All comedy matches… but GOOD comedy matches, if you know what I mean.

Recommended after three beers or so.