PCW: SCOTT OUTDUELS A-BOMB

MVW: JILL BERG WINS IN UNDER A MINUTE

VWF: BIG BIRTHDAY BASH PRODUCES BIG WIN FOR ALEXIA

UCF Adrenaline Results:
Darren Revel def. Torque
Steve Keirn def. Intercontinental Champion Tyrone Kidd in a non-title match
Andy Titsuhiro and Majiq def. “Pretty” Ricky Stanton and P.O.O.

Current UCF Lethal Brawl Card in December:

Prime Time Championship:
Zoey Swan (c) vs. Steve Keirn

Intercontinental Championship:
Tyrone Kidd or Majiq (c) vs. Prescott Oswald Ornelas

Universal Championship – 3 Stages Of Hell:
Andy Titsuhiro (c) vs. Tyler Havoc

Lethal Brawl Match: “Pretty” Ricky Stanton vs. Darren Revel vs. Gary “The Hitman” Reece vs. Kitt Kennedy vs. Majiq vs. Prescott Oswald Ornelas vs. Ravi Moon vs. Sam Horrey vs. Serena vs. Steve Keirn vs. Tommy Gunn vs. Torque vs. Tyrone Kidd vs. Zoey Swan

PCW/MVW House Show…Show Results:
MVW: Jackie Daniels def. Katie Collins
PCW: Bird ‘The Mark’ Ridfych def. Ray Scantz of the Goatbusters
MVW: Dawn McGill def. ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas
PCW: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott def. A. Tom Bomb
MVW: Jill-Berg def. Caroline Kelly

VWF Big Birthday Bash 2009 Results:
Phoenix def. Crimson Lightning via DQ
Scott DiBiase def. Dmitri Sergeyevich to win the Eddie Guerrero Memorial Trophy
MIDDLEWEIGHT MEDAL OF VALOR MATCH:OR
ORDER OF ELIMINATION
Juston Frost (By Do or Die)
Malik Logan (By Dandelion)
Matt Arcara (By Do or Die)
Do or Die (By AVP)
Johnny Aggression (By AVP)
Dandelion (By AVP)
AVP (By Dandelion)
WINNER: Alexia
TD Alexander def. Jonny Cedrone and The Masked Marvel to win the Kingmaker Crown
Britannia Champion Ian Credible retains over Kirsta Lewis in a House Rules match
The Rick and ‘All That’ Lee Ryan def. VWF Champion Mr. Fantastic and Draeden Darksley in a Brazilian Death Match

WWR 50 for the week of August 24th through August 30th

TAG TEAM TOP 25
1. Blitzkrieg Funk(Bastian Von Bismarck/Hans Wilhelm) – LoC, FWO 43 pts.
2. The Superfans(Marc/Mark) – WCF 35 pts.
3. Hawk Henshaw/Latrisha – PWR 34 pts.
4. Hollywood Wrecking Crew – NFW 33 pts.
5. Mike Polowy/Jak Nemesis – DWF 32 pts.

The Superfans won at the latest WCF pay per view to vault into 2nd place.  Blitzkrieg Funk still holds a sizable lead.

6. The Anthology(Jared Wells/Larry Tact) – EPW 29 pts.
7. Vox Nihili(Alias/Karina Wolfenden) – FWO 26 pts.
8. ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido/Starz N. Stripes – PCW 25 pts.
9. Legion of Dairy(cHEESE/egg NOG) – FWO 24 pts.
10. The Sex Symbols – WfWA 23 pts.
11. War Machine(Chris Champion/The Machine) – Simcoe Co. 22 pts.
12. Team ELITE – II 21 pts.
12. Eaton Gore/Crazyman – TFWF 21 pts.
14. Project Nova(Jayden Knight/Manny Rodriguez) – TFWF 20 pts.
15. The Industry(Dave Milenko/Chris Bond) – Hostility 19 pts.

Legion of Dairy moves up 6 big spots to crack the top 10 and making it 3 FWO tag teams in the first 10 places. Vox Nihili rebounds to #7.  The Industry falls to #15 after losing the Tag Team titles.

16. Wolves of Slaughter(Elise Ares/Kazys Jankauskas) – PRIME 18 pts.
17. Spike Saunders/Callie Urban – FWO 17 pts.
18. Dream Warriors – nbW 16 pts.
19. Scott DiBiase/Jason Lee – VWF 15 pts.
20. Desade/Lance Marshall – SCCW 14 pts.
21. Angels of Death(Angel Scott/Angel Casey) – MVW 13 pts.
22. The Coven(Ellisa Torretto/Angel Andrews) – UWF 12 pts.
23. Daddy Daughter Day(August Monday/April Monday) – SCCW 11 pts.
24. The Harlequins(Glory Braddock/Angela Jameson) – GDW 10 pts.
24. Heroes of Violence(Brock/Hooligan) – Hostility 10 pts.

Rage and Mr. Larson out; Heroes of Violence in.  Not a lot of change from last week otherwise.

WOMEN’S TOP 25
1. ‘The Hellcat’ Kirsta Lewis – HOW, Simcoe, TFWF 49 pts.
2. ‘The Goddess’ Alexia – VWF 39 pts.
3. Katherine Stryfe – HIW 33 pts.
4. Miss USA – MVW 32 pts.
5. Valora Salinas – WMW 31 pts.

Lewis picks up Simcoe County’s All-Barrie title last Monday and extends her lead out over Alexia.  Valora Salinas, Wrestling Midwest’s Hardcore Queen, pops intot the top five for the first time.  FWO’s Michelle Masters falls out.

6. Latrisha – PWR 30 pts.
7. Michelle Masters – FWO 29 pts.
8. Aimz (Amy Campbell) – SCCW 28 pts.
9. Karina Wolfenden – FWO 27 pts.
10. Cecile Lecrux – Siberian Wrestling 26 pts.
11. Shade – VWF 24 pts.
12. Scarlett Willis – Simcoe Co. 23 pts.
13. Mad Maddie – cWo 22 pts.
14. Georgie Nickels – TFWF, Experts 21 pts.
15. Glory Braddock – GDW 20 pts.

Not much change.  Georgie Nickels enters the top 15 this week, replacing Sydney Laroux.

16. Sydney Laroux – Simcoe Co. 19 pts.
17. Serena – UWF 18 pts.
18. Bobbinette Carey – HOW 16 pts.
19. Druscilla – WMW 15 pts.
19. Ashleigh McDaniel – SCCW 15 pts.
21. Larks Marks – SCW 14 pts.
22. Stevie Swing – TFWF 13 pts.
23. Zoey Swan – UWF 12 pts.
24. Callie Urban – FWO 11 pts.
25. Abbey Spears – Siberian Wrestling 10 pts.

Zoey Swan joins the top 25 for the first time at #23.  Not a lot of movement otherwise.

MEN’S TOP 30
1. Joe the Plumber – NFW 63 pts.
2. Level-One – APW, DWF 57 pts.
3. Shawn Jessica Hart – LoC, EPW, WFW:NE 55 pts.
4. High Flyer – FWO, NFW 43 pts.
5. Alias – ACW, FWO 42 pts.

We made one last adjustment to the ratings to accomodate the fact that Joe the Plumber has been the NFW champion for over three years.  This is it.  No other changes in the top five except for Mr. Fantastic getting pushed down to #6.

6. Mr. Fantastic – VWF 40 pts.
7. Jason Snow – PRIME 37 pts.
8. MDK – SCW 36 pts.
9. Johnny Styles – HIW 35 pts.
9. ‘Triple X’ Sean Stevens – EPW, FWO  35 pts.
11. Shane Reynolds – HOW 34 pts.
12. Max Danger – ACW, FWO 33 pts.
13. Sandy Makel – TFWF 32 pts.
14. Johnny Serious – cWo 31 pts.
15. Myke Adams – Simcoe Co. 30 pts.
15. Edward White – WfWA, HRW 30 pts.
15. Ali Amore – nbW 30 pts.
15. Aceldama – HOW 30 pts.

White, Amore, and Aceldama jump into the top 15.  Everything else remains pretty much the same as last week.

19. William – PWR 29 pts.
20. Trevor Wilson – ACW 28 pts.
21. Keith Scott Zimmerman – FWO 27 pts.
22. David Black – HOW 26 pts.
23. Nick Stevenson – PWR 25 pts.
24. Xander Daniels – Hostility 24 pts.
24. Sean Tyler – Genesis Pro 24 pts.
24. Zeleos – XWW 24 pts.
27. ‘Superstar’ Vince Jacobs – 23 pts.
28. Nightmare – XWW 22 pts.
29. Johnny Reb- WCF 21 pts.
29. Sebastian Cross – TFWF 21 pts.

Johnny Reb cracks the top 30 after winning a big PPV match at WCF.  Nightmare continues his slide downwards after peaking as high as #6.  Keith Scott Zimmerman debuts at #21 after defeating High Flyer for the FWO title.

Ian Preston does a quickie spot with Padraig Lawler who discusses his tag team match tonight with partner Alex Cameron against Nick Fury and Ryan Maxem.

GWO CEO Jimmy Lemke comes out to a healthy chorus of boos. Lemke announces that GWO will hold it’s first pay per view in eight years- Theater of Destruction, June 28th, in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Padraig Lawler and Alex Cameron def. Ryan Maxem and Nick Fury
Cameron and Lawler come out guns a blazing as they take turns beating up Nick Fury early on. Ryan Maxem eventually gets the hot tag from Fury and cleans house. The match turns when Fury gets backdropped completely out of the ring by Cameron and Lawler clips Maxem’s leg. Cameron gets the pin via cradle piledriver on Maxem.

Post match, Dylan Wolfe makes his return and runs-in to take out both Lawler and Cameron. Both eat chairshots but Wolfe slams Lawler 15 feet down through two folding tables.

Maxem gets on the mic and dismisses the loss to Lawler and Cameron. He cashes in a stipulation from last week and chooses an opponent to wrestle for the GWO Extreme Championship. He chooses Fury and then knocks him out with Technical Difficulties.

Wolfe and Lawler jaw back and forth. They will meet at Theater of Destruction in two weeks.

Tommy Glass and The Eagle def. ‘Totally Bored’ Hyan Borg and Shawn FX by DQ
Glass and FX have at it before The Eagle gets tagged in. The Eagle nails a cartwheel kick on FX and then an inverted powerbomb. FX manages to tag Borg in. Borg takes control with a running powerbomb and double underhook faceslam and quickly tags Shawn FX back in. The Eagle gets whipped into the corner and tags Glass back in.

Glass and The Eagle doubleteam Shawn FX. The Eagle tags back in and goes for a submission. Shawn FX escapes and tags a reluctant Borg back in. The Eagle holds his own with the GWO Champion and Glass is tagged back in. Glass hits his finisher, Shattered Glass, on Borg and goes for the cover. Shawn FX uses brass knuckles on The Eagle and gets his team disqualified before the pin.

CEO Lemke back out. He announces Glass will meet Borg at Theater of Destruction for the GWO Global Championship. Then Head Booker Jerry Nelson comes out. He announces that due to Borg’s general disinterest (and his no-show last week) that Glass v. Borg will take place next week. Nelson then announces that a four man Extreme Elimination Match will replace the proposed Glass vs. Borg match at Theater of Destruction. Two participants are named: Shawn FX and Ryan Maxem.

The lights go off and back on. Glass and Borg are down. Kenny Kapowski- The Polish Juggernaut stands above them. Shawn FX makes a run for it and Kapowski takes off after him.

Genocidal Wrestling Organization

“We’re proud to announce that the GWO has brought in three new wrestlers. The GWO fans are already familiar with Shawn FX, and we have also signed Nick Fury and Kenny Kapowski,” Lemke said in a statement to the press.

You can read the rest of the press announcement here.

This and more news as the EWTorch will be posting its first ‘E-Wrestling Week in Review and E-Wrestler of the Week’ column later tonight.