-New Night for PCW Newsline starting July 19th
-Recap of PCW Extreme Political TV
-PCW Wrestlers Ranked in WWR’s Top 35
-PCW Rankings, Upcoming PCW Schedule
“Hey y ‘all. It’s Gina Ramsey here with the last PCW newsline for a couple weeks.
No, we’re not going to disappear and turn up in Argentina having an extramarital affair like a certain South Carolina governor, we’re just taking a much needed break to reload as we head into season #5. PCW Newsline will be moving to it’s new night on Sundays starting July 19th. As usual, lots of things going on in PCW so let’s get right to it…”
RECAP OF PCW EXTREME POLITICAL TV
PCW CEO Barack Obama’s Office
-The newly minted Total Eliminators (Cadillac, Jaguar, Mercedes, and Porsche Lexus) invade PCW CEO Barack Obama’s office along with Jack and Bull Schett and demand to wrestle live on the show. Obama asks the Schetts if they go along with the idea, they do, and the PCW CEO makes the match.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Issac Slade vs. Aceldama©
ICON CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Maximillian Kael vs. Shane Reynolds©
HALL OF FAME RESPECT IS EARNED MATCH
Mark O’Neal vs. Darkwing
JACK SCHETT and BULL SCHETT w/Horst Schett and their pet dog- Hans Gruber, the Extreme German Schnauzer (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army)vs.CADILLAC and JAGUAR w/Mercedes and Porsche Lexus (The New Eliminators)
-The Schett’s get the win with a little help from big brother Horst Schett and Hans Gruber- the Extreme German Schnauzer who distracts Cadillac while Bull delivers the Schett-Brick to Jaguar.
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State of PCW Address
PCW CEO Barack Obama and his aide de camp Joe Biden (Biden’s locked in a portable closet to keep him out of trouble) come out to address the roster and the fans gathered at Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon.
-Obama notes the state of PCW is strong and puts over the PCW Competition Committee and the bookers. The crowd starts chanting for former PCW Security Director Dawn McGill who was released the day before.
-The American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition) questions why the smaller factions took the brunt of the releases. Obama tries to answer but another ‘Bring Back Dawn’ chant erupts. Then a fly bothers Obama. He gets a fly swatter and kills it causing Peta from PETA from the Green World Order to have a conniption. She gives the fly mouth to mouth and rushes it out of the bar.
-Andrea Doria, also of the American Heartland Coalition) grills Obama on the cost of the Space Shuttle stunt last week. Obama admits that the stunt will cost PCW millions of dollars and put it in a financial deficit. Andrea: “And just who authorized the idea?” Obama: “The PCW Competition Committee. But-” Andrea: “So typical. The rank and file pay the price for the poor decision making of leadership.” Obama stated that one option they are considering is cutting the divisions in PCW from four to three.
-PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins complained that with the release of McGill, former PCW Champion Hallie Burton, and ‘Trailer Park Sweetheart’ Tanya Hardy that she sees the writing on the wall. Obama tries to explain that no decision has been made.
-The leader of the Island of Misfit Wrestlers, Movie Classic, then stands and riffs on three classic movies: Network, And Justice For All, and Animal House before leading the Island of Misfit Wrestlers out of the bar while humming the ‘Star Spangled Banner.’
-Finally, High Octane Wrestling owner Lee Best barges in demanding to know where Joe Biden is (Biden had made some comments last week about Best’s 40 foot drop from a helicopter in HOW’s War Games’ PPV). Everyone points to the portable closet. Best pushes the portable closet off the stage and through a front row table.
-At the end, Best has a beer with the PCW cast.
PCW WRESTLERS RANKED IN WWR’S TOP 35
TOP-10 LADIES E-WRESTLERS
1. Kirsta Lewis HOW, SCCW, TFWF, VWF- 35 pts.
2. Michelle Masters FWO- 23 pts.
3. Bobbinette Carey HOW- 18 pts.
4. Karina Wolfenden FWO- 16 pts.
5. Olivia Quinn Siberian Wrestling- 15 pts.
6. Kathryn Randall Collins PCW- 14 pts.
7. Mary Lynn Mayweather FWO- 12 pts.
8. Callie Urban FWO- 11 pts.
9. Mad Maddie cWo- 10 pts.
10. Miss USA HOW (??)- 8 pts.
TOP TEN E-WRESTLING TAG TEAMS
1. Vox Nihili-Alias and Karina Wolfenden FWO- 25 pts.
2. Flying Vergomovs LoC- 20 pts.
3. Ron and Don Connection Hostility- 18 pts.
4. Blitzkrieg Funk LoC- 17 pts.
5. Spike Saunders and Callie Urban FWO- 15 pts.
6. Viking and Andrew O’Reilly WTF- 14 pts.
7. Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit PCW- 13 pts.
8. ‘Superstar’ Vance Jacobs and Rana Venenosa FWO- 12 pts.
9. Team Danger- Stephen Greer and Tyrone Walker DWF- 11 pts.
10. Patrick McCarthy and Scarlett SCCW- 10 pts.
TOP FIFTEEN MEN’S E-WRESTLERS
1. High Flyer FWO- 33 pts.
2. Shawn Hart LoC- 30 pts.
3. Andrei Sorokov Siberian Wrestling- 29 pts.
4. Alias ACW/FWO- 27 pts.
5. ‘The All-Star’ Shawn Anderson WTF- 24 pts.
6. Johnny Serious cWo- 23 pts.
7. Max Danger ACW- 22 pts.
8. Aceldama HOW- 20 pts.
9. Trevor Wilson ACW- 19 pts.
10. Viking WTF- 18 pts.
11. O’Beck Bahama PCW- 17 pts.
12. Shane Reynolds HOW- 16 pts.
13. Johnny Donovan Hostility- 15 pts.
14. Shawn FX GWO/OPW- 14 pts.
15. Brian Spaes ACW- 13 pts.
Congratulations to all of our wrestlers (and all the wrestlers) listed on the WWR’s ratings.
PCW CHAMPION: ‘The New Rookie Sensation’ O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance)
#1- A. Tom Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#3- The Right Reverend Randy Richardson (Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
PCW WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance)
#1- Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen (American Patriots)
#2- Mercedes (Independent)
#3- ‘Texas Cowgirl’ Haley Dallas (American Patriots)
PCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit (Dick Cheney’s Extreme Neo-Con Alliance)
#1- ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido and Starz N. Stripes (Progressive Alliance)
#2- Jack Schett and Bull Schett (Ron Paul’s New Libertarian Army)
#3- Cadillac and Jaguar (Total Eliminators)
PCW TELEVISION CHAMPION: SNAFU (Independent)
#1- Newt Tron Bomb (American Patriots)
#2- American Trucker (American Heartland Coalition)
#3- Dave the Mechanic (American Heartland Coalition)
UPCOMING EVENTS @ www.politicalwrestling.wordpress.com :
7/1- PCW Extreme Political TV
No Newsline or shows until 7/15
7/15- PCW Extreme Political TV
7/19- PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
7/22- PCW Extreme Political TV
7/26- PCW Newsline with Gina Ramsey
7/29-PCW Night of Champions
2009-2010 MAJOR EVENTS
9/27-PCW Lock and Load 4
11/9-PCW Night of Champions
1/27-PCW Night of Champions
3/7-PCW Weapons of Mass Political Destruction 3
4/21-PCW Night of Champions
6/6-PCW Loose Cannons Unleashed 6