Show: PCW on P-SPAN
Date: June 14th
Location: Ol’ Man Hanson’s Barn, Chelsea, MI
Host: Ring Announcer Charlene Ann Beckworth
Willow Palin def. David Letterman
David Letterman in the ring. He tries to apologize to Sarah Palin for his joke about A-Rod knocking up her daughter while in New York (which happened to be 14 year old Willow Palin) and offers to have Palin on his show. Palin declines the offer and asks Willow what she should do. Willow: “Kick his ass, Mom.” One broken hockey stick over Letterman’s head later…
American Heartland Coalition (Average Joe, American Trucker, Tequila Sheila, and Dave the Mechanic) def. Green World Order (Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, GreenPete, Peta from PETA, and PeaceNick)
Typical 8 person tag team cluster. The American Heartland Coalition gets the pin with the help of Dave the Mechanic’s live jumper cables that took out GreenPete. Dave then rolls an unconscious Average Joe (who’d been chloroformed by PeaceNick earlier) on top of GreenPete for the win.
SarahPAC (NRA, Grizzly Adam, Hunter the Hunter, and Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen) def. The Island of Misfit Wrestlers (’The King of Old School Gimmicks’ Baron Von Munchke, Mr. Jaundice, Captain Nausea, and Jimmy from SoCal- the Jim Rome wannabe)
Total squash. Jimmy from SoCal decides to challenge Kalee Jones- The Eskimo Queen. Bad idea. One Eskimo Pieface later, SarahPAC gets the easy pin.
Progressive Alliance (PCW Champion O’Beck Bahama, PCW Women’s Champion Kathryn Randall Collins, ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido, and Starz N. Stripes) def. American Patriots + 1 (A. Tom Bomb, PCW Tag Team Champions Big Oil and Kirk Walstreit, PCW Television Champion SNAFU)
Another free-for-all. The referee actually gets some semblance of control in the match. Everyone gets their moment to shine. The Progressive Alliance get the pin thanks to some timely assistance from Rahm Emanuel who does a run-in and drops several F-Bombs on the American Patriots, and American Patriot Executive Director Michael Steele, who tries to interfere and accidently waffles Kirk Walstreit with a steel chairshot.
NOTE: PCW just announced on their website tonight that the ring announcer, Charlene Ann Beckworth, just gave birth to a baby girl. Congratulations to Charlene Ann and her husband on the good news.
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