Live outside shot at the Spanos Center in Stockton California opens up the Road to Only the Strong Survive which you can see live on Showtime February 27th. The 6,000 plus who have packed the Home of the Pacific Tigers are on their feet as the show beings. We cut to Barry Sharpe and Fred Overstreet standing by the ring to kick off the show
Barry Sharpe “Good Evening folks and welcome to the Road to Only the Strong Survive where the UWL World Tag Team titles will be on the line as the Full Blooded Iconoclasts will defend the UWL World Tag Team titles against UWL hall of famers Best Team Eva, Josh Eagles and Shawn Stevens.”
Fred Overstreet “I can’t wait for that match and just announced this week by Jay Jefferson, Sunday Night Heat and Hillbilly Sutton will face each other again this time in a Number One Contenders match to the UWL Triple Crown Championship.”
Barry Sharpe “But first we have a great show in store for you here tonight!”
Fred Overstreet “Ron Hamilton is in action here tonight. Cory Chevelle takes on Billy Danileson.”
Barry Sharpe “Shawn Stevens takes on Sunday Night Heat and this is a match you don’t want to miss.”
Fred Overstreet “The TV champion is here and in action and so is our Triple Crown Champion Craig Williams in the main event as he faces Blake Mitchell”
Barry Sharpe “And last and not least.”
Fred Overstreet “Our new Prestige Champion is here! And in action as he faces Duke Tayler.”
Barry Sharpe “And we’re being told that his open challenge he issued during the week is starting now so let’s throw it to Bailey and get this show started!
Prestige World Championship
Barry Sharpe “Well folks the time has come for our new Prestige Champion….
Fred Overstreet “That’s Prestigious Prestige World Champion Bar.”
Barry Sharpe “Sorry, The Prestigious Prestige World Championship challenge where our new champion, The Bad Ass James Kelloggs has issued an open challenge to anybody in the UWL.”
Fred Overstreet “I wonder who is going to step up and take the challenge?”
Barry Sharpe “Well let’s go to the ring and find out.”
Cut to the ring where Bailey Zook is standing in the center of the ring holding the mic.
Bailey Zook “Ladies and Gentlemen! It is time for the first ever Prestigious Prestige World Championship, World Open Challenge brought to you by the NEW! Prestigious Prestige World Champion, the Bad Ass James Kelloggs!”
The lights in the ….. dim and a spotlight shines on the curtain as Kid Rock’s American Bad Ass begins to play……
I set up and torn down this stage with my own two hands.
I’ve traveled this land packed tight in mini vans
All of this for the fans, the girls, money and fame.
I’ve played their game
As the bitches screamed my name.
I live and die for this.
And if I come off soft.
then chew on this.
You better be scared….”
A flash of light and American Bad Ass kicks in as VeggieBurger in a nice suit and tie comes walking out first displaying the UWL Prestigious Prestige World Championship above his head. Behind him are two bikini clad blondes who look to be right off the pages of the last Playboy College issue, one is carrying a banner that read “BAD ASS” and the other carrying a matching banner that reads “JAMES KELLOGGS” they slowly make their way down to the ring with the male part of the crowd cheering and cat calling the two bikini clad banner women. Then emerging from the back being carried in a open top sedan chair litter is the Prestigious Prestige World Champion, the Bad Ass James Kelloggs and he is being carrying in the litter by two more bikini clad redheads which upon seeing this sight, receives a huge pop. The Bad Ass gives a royal wave to the fans as the flashbulbs from everyone’s smartphones light up the arena.
Barry Sharpe “Really?”
Fred Overstreet “What a way to make an entrance.”
Barry Sharpe “This is a bit of overkill.”
Fred Overstreet “He’s a big star Bar. He deserves a big entrance.”
Once at ringside, the two redheads set the Litter down and one of them moves to the side and holds her hand out for The Bad Ass to use to help himself out of the Litter. While holding her hand, she escorts him to the ring where they walk up the stairs and onto the apron of the ring. VeggieBurger meanwhile as rolled into the ring and stands in middle of the ring holding the UWL Prestige title high above his head for all to see. The redhead holds the ring rope open for The Bad Ass as he climbs into the ring. As he climbs up on a the second turnbuckle the two blondes flank each side of it and wave the Bad Ass James Kelloggs banners as The Bad Ass One throws a fist up in the air as VeggieBurger holds the Prestige title over him from behind. The crowd cheers and takes a pictures while The Bad Ass says “Yeah! That’s right you bitches! Show the Bad Ass One some love! Respect me for I am your Prestigious Prestige World Champion!”
Barry Sharpe “I hope he never wins the Triple Crown, can you imagine what that entrance would be like.”
Fred Overstreet “I can’t wait Bar!”
Kelloggs hops down from the turnbuckles and VeggieBurger hands him the belt and he slings that over his shoulder as he walks up to Bailey and barks some orders to her. The music fades out and James Kelloggs stands next to Bailey.
Bailey Zook “Ladies and Gentlemen! Your new Prestigious Prestige World Champion, The Bad Ass James Kelloggs would like to address you now.”
Bailey goes to hand James Kelloggs the mic when he takes her hand and places it so she is holding the mic for him. Bailey has to kneel down a tad….
James Kelloggs ”Hold the mic right there Bae for the Bad Ass One! TONIGHT! Every single one of you here tonight will witness history! UWL history, Wrestling history! Bad Ass history as I, your newly crowned, The greatest Prestigious Prestige World Champion in the history of Prestigious Prestige World Champions of all time! I have arranged a treat for you here tonight as I have issued a World Open Challenge for this right here! The prestigious Prestigious Prestige World Championship. Soon, upon my command, Some unlucky bitches music will hit, all of your eyes will look up at the big low def screen right there and someone will walk out thinking that they have a shot in winning my title! The Bad Ass Title, The only title that quite frankly matters in the UWL, but little do they know, is that before they walk down that isle, climb into this ring and stand in that corner and look across and look at the Bad Ass One, little do they know is that they have already lost! The UWL might as well retire this championship! The UWL better drawing up ideas for a new singles championship because there is no way and I mean NO WAY anyone of you bitches in the back will ever defeat the Bad Ass One for this belt! I will die as your Prestigious Prestige World champion and the reign I have just started will make the run Caleb Hart had look like CHILD’S PLAY! You will forget the run that Cory Chevelle had as I will eclipse it 20 fold! It will be lost to time that bald head bitch Craig Williams ever held this belt right here! SO!”
The Bad Ass looks at Bailey and winks at her.
James Kelloggs ”Let the games begin!”
Barry Sharpe “So I wonder who will answer this open challenge?”
Fred Overstreet “I’m not sure but I think we’re about to find out.”
Demi Lovato’s Really Don’t care begins to play and there some confusion inside the arena.
Barry Sharpe “Who is this?”
Fred Overstreet “I’m not sure?”
Slowly walking out in a pink zip up hoodie with the hood covering his face is someone. He stops near the beginning of the isle leading down to the ring and squats down, he then pops up and removes the hood from his head revealing his face! This guy holds his hands outwards showing off his pink gloves.
Barry Sharpe “I have no idea who this guy is.”
Fred Overstreet “That makes both of us.”
Barry Sharpe “I think it’s safe to say this guy who ever he is, isn’t employed by the UWL.”
VeggieBurger hands Bailey a index card. She quickly reads the card.
Bailey Zook “And his opponent! From Long beach California, weighing in at 195 and ⅓ pounds, GAY C MICHAELS!”
Barry Sharpe “Who?”
Fred Overstreet “Oh I’ve about this guy, never seen him till now.”
Gay C Michaels walks down towards the ring pointing at the ground saying “I BELONG HERE! ALL ALONG! THIS IS WHERE I’VE MEET TO BE!”
Barry Sharpe “You have heard of this individual?”
Fred Overstreet “He is like big foot, a myth. He was created as a parody to the great JC Michaels from the old great BLPW some 16 years ago. This guy was fired by JC and so he came up with this alter ego Gay C. Who knew this guy was still alive. James Kelloggs was right, we are in for a treat.”
Barry Sharpe “Okay then.”
Gay C Michaels climbs in the ring as the music fades and Ned Shannon shows the Prestige title to Gay C Michaels who touches the face of it and acts like he is having a religious experience. Ned then displays the belt over his head towards the camera and hands it off and calls for the belt.
Barry Sharpe “So? Kelloggs basically hand picked his opponent here tonight. That is what I’m feeling here.”
Fred Overstreet “Yeah but, we have wrestling royalty in that ring.”
Barry Sharpe “A guy who couldn’t cut it in Philadelphia 16 years ago and was fired and has held a grudge ever since? He’s wrestling royalty?”
Fred Overstreet “No. James Kelloggs is wrestling royalty.”
They go to lock up, James ducks under and goes behind Gay C Michaels and wraps his arm around him and rolls him up in a roll up! Ned Shannon quickly drops to the mat and counts!
Gay C Michaels tries to kick out but can’t
The bell rings! The crowd laughs and cheers as James Kelloggs stands up and raises his hands in victory.
Bailey Zook “Your winner and still the UWL Prestige…..”
James Kelloggs demands the mic. Bailey gives it up.
James Kelloggs ”Whoah! Whoah! WHOAH! First off Bailey, Bae, it’s the Prestigious Prestige World Champion! Secondly the Bad Ass One has come here to put on a show for you people here in Stockton!”
Cheap pop. Works every time.
James Kelloggs ”Do you want to see me beat another’s bitch here tonight!!!!”
James Kelloggs ”That is what I thought! So just to stack the odds against me, because I am such a Bad Ass! I will now defend this belt in a handicap match! So get me two more chumps out here pronto!”
The crowd cheers as James tosses the mic.
Barry Sharpe “What?”
Fred Overstreet “Handicap match Bar! He is really putting his title reign in jeopardy!”
Firespawn by The Emperor begins to play as the fog rolls in and fills the entrance area. The lights dim to red as two figures emerge from the fog wearing spiked football shoulder pads. They slowly stand as the fog clears they pound their chest and let out these primal screams.
Barry Sharpe “What the? Who are these guys?”
Fred Overstreet “I’m not sure but they are big.”
Barry Sharpe “At least these guys look like a real threat.”
As they walk to the ring, they are yelling and screaming for no reason whatsoever. As they near the ring we can see their faces are all painted up and they ditch their pads and make a run to the ring, each one of them sliding in under the bottom rope. Meanwhile Veggie hands Bailey another index card. As the music fades they pose in middle of the ring, the skinnier and shorter of the two is laying on the mat as the taller heavier guy flexes over his tag team partner.
Bailey Zook “And James Kellogg’s opponents in this handicap match, with a combined weight of 560 pounds, Vulture and Reptile….The Legion of Hate!”
Barry Sharpe “I have never heard of these guys, but if they have any skills at all, we might have a new champion.”
Fred Overstreet “Well Bar this is a world open challenge. I bet there was a line a mile long for this shot at the Prestigious Prestige World Championship.”
The Legion of Hate continue to yell and scream at James Kelloggs who is waiting for them to see who is going to start this match. Ned gets them sorted out and Reptile, the smaller of the two begins the match. He is tugging on the top ropes leaning towards James Kelloggs as Ned Shannon calls for the bell. Upon the ring of the bell, Reptile charges out of the corner towards James Kelloggs, who runs towards Reptile and sidesteps a hard charging Reptile! Kelloggs runs towards the corner where Vulture is on the outside of the ropes, Kelloggs runs up the ropes on the other side of the turnbuckle, and pushes off the top rope towards Vulture and connects with a dropkick knocking Vulture off of the ring apron! Reptile runs back across the ring growling the whole way and James Kelloggs rolls out of the way and Reptile smashes into the turnbuckles, Kelloggs again runs the ropes, this time connecting with an enziguri! Reptile stumbles out of the turnbuckles and falls flat on the mat! James Kelloggs quickly climbs the turnbuckles.
Fred Overstreet “OH MY GOD BAR! THE BAD ASS IS GOING TO OVERCOME THE ODDS!”
Barry Sharpe “…yeah…..”
Fred Overstreet “This is great!”
The Bad Ass James Kelloggs hits the Bad Ass Bomb from the top rope!
Fred Overstreet “He’s done it!”
Ned shannon counts.
The crowd cheers as James sits on the mat smiling. He slowly stands up and raises his hand in victory and motions that he wants the mic again. Bailey reaches in the ring and hands him the mic.
James Kelloggs ”You know what Stockton? I’m in a giving mood so let’s make this a trifecta! Get another bitch out here!”
Fred Overstreet “What a awesome fighting champion Barry! He’s going to give someone else a shot! He is a true fighting champion Bar!”
Barry Sharpe “Yeah…can’t wait.”
Fred Overstreet “This is….historic Barry! Defending the belt three times in one night!”
Barry Sharpe “Oh it’s historic all right.”
James Kelloggs ”Come on you bunch of bitches! Which one of you are going to step up and get your ass kicked by the Bad Ass One?”
Colossus’s Insomnia begins to play and it’s instance boos as Tyler Raptor slowly comes walking out from the back with some guy slung over his shoulder. He pauses as James Kelloggs look white as a ghost. Tyler Raptor drops whoever the guy is onto the floor and starts to run down to the ring.
Barry Sharpe “OH! Now look at the Bad Ass run as a real opponent comes out here! Yeah! About time someone stepped up and ended this nonsense!”
Fred Overstreet “So…Tyler Raptor isn’t the next opponent? I’m confused.”
James Kelloggs slides out of the ring and hides behind VeggieBurger as Tyler Raptor slides into the ring and sprints across the ring. Tyler Raptor holds open the ropes and is inviting the Champ into the ring.
James Kelloggs ”Nah! This isn’t happening! YOU don’t DESERVE a shot at this belt! Not now! Not ever! Got it jack? I’m out of here!”
Tyler Raptor then asks for a mic and as James Kelloggs is slowly making his way towards the back Tyler addresses him.
Tyler Raptor “Hold up! Hold up….champ. I thought this was the World open or some shit? You said let’s make this a trifecta so get your ass in this ring and let’s do this!”
The Bad Ass stops about mid way towards the back and shakes his head no.
James Kelloggs ”YOU of all people don’t tell me what to do! This World open is over now thanks to you! You want a match right here right now!”
Tyler Raptor “You know what? That belt doesn’t need to be on the line, I’ll gladly kick your ass right here! RIGHT NOW! I’ll get that belt soon enough little man.”
James Kelloggs ”What did you just call me? Little?”
James shows some anger and drops the Prestige title on the floor and takes a couple of steps towards the ring. The place starts to cheer and Tyler Raptor again holds the ropes open, this time the bottom and second ropes which only angers the Bad Ass even more. He takes another couple of steps and stops. He looks at VeggieBurger, his student and slaps him in the stomach.
James Kelloggs ”Nah! I’m not going to give you what you want but if it’s a match you want! A match you will get! Veggie! Time for your first match ever kid! Go get him!”
Barry Sharpe “Really? That kid is all of what? A buck ten maybe?”
Fred Overstreet “Big opportunity for VeggieBurger right here.”
VeggieBurger rips off his suit jacket and shirt and charges into the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope and springs to his feet. Ned Shannon asks Tyler Raptor is ready and Tyler just nods and smiles. He calls for the bell and Veggie charges across the ring and hits a running lariat….that had no effect on Tyler whatsoever. VeggieBurger with a forearm on Tyler Raptor and that too has no effect on Tyler Raptor. It doesn’t even knock him back a step. VeggieBurger then goes for a dropkick, which he nails, but Tyler Raptor places his hands on his hips and the crowd is starting to laugh. VeggieBurger picks himself up off the mat, and runs into the ropes. Veggie bounces off of the ropes and is charging at Tyler Raptor…..
Barry Sharpe “Looks like Raptor has had enough.”
Fred Overstreet “Turned VeggieBurger inside out right there.”
Tyler rears back and blasts Veggieburger with a wicked lariat and flips him end of end. He Reaches down and takes VeggieBurger by his stupid hipster combover and holds him as he looks at The Bad Ass James Kelloggs and sets VeggieBurger up in a powerbomb, he lifts him up and holds him in the air and tosses him into the turnbuckles. VeggieBurger bounces off of the turnbuckles and collapses on the mat in the corner. Tyler Raptor then quickly climbs the turnbuckles and stands on the top turnbuckle and glances over at the UWL Prestige Champion before nailing VeggieBurger with the Skull Crusher!
Barry Sharpe “Tyler made quick work of this Veggie character.”
Fred Overstreet “And look who just greeted our Prestigious Prestige Champion!”
Running down the aisle and blasting Kelloggs from behind is Ron Hamilton! The place fills with boos as Hamilton takes Kelloggs and slings him into the barricades and stomps away on the UWL champ. Hamilton takes Kelloggs by the his head, scoops him up and drops him over the top of the barricade! He then flips Kelloggs over the barricade into the crowd and takes a couple of steps and scoops up the UWL Prestige title and hoists it above his head.
Barry Sharpe “I think Kellogg’s trash talking has just caught up with him.”
Fred Overstreet “What a disgrace! He can’t do that to our Prestigious Champion!”
Barry Sharpe “Well he just did.”
Hamilton holds the belt over the fallen Kelloggs who is laying on the floor holding his gut and drops the belt on him. As the camera’s cut Hamilton and Tyler have a stare down…….
Bailey Zook: This match is set for one fall!
Slowly reach for the telephone
A message waits just for you
A secret place, another rendezvous
*Tureos appears at the entrance. He stands there, emotionless as he surveys his surroundings.*
That is the best policy
But little lies can give you away
Though you’ll deny it if they say maybe you’re just
Leading a double life
*He slowly makes his way down to the ring. Not in a hurry, giving a fan here and there a high five on the way.*
Leading a double life
Can it be wrong when you know that it’s right?
The other side of the berlin wall is
Not far enough to avoid the call
*He stands outside of the ring and wipes his feet on the mat.*
Somebody knows right where you’ve been
And that you’re just
Leading a double life
*He proceeds up the stairs, taking one at a time before standing on the apren and steps through the ropes.*
Bailey Zook: From Minneapolis, MN! weighing two hundred and six pounds! Tureos
Leading a double life
Can it be wrong when you know that it’s right?
Nowhere to hide, though we both might try
*He paces around the ring looking out at the fans as he circles around.*
Double life, a double life, a masquerade
You know we all live a masquerade
I know you’re out there!
Leading a double life
Friends in the daytime, strangers at night
Leading a double life
Can it be wrong when you know that it’s right?
*As the music stops he leans in his corner and waits for the bell to ring.*
“When I lost my bet” The Dillinger Escape Plan plays as Arik Kayne out from the curtain.
Bailey Zook: From Chicago,IL , weighing 229lbs!
Kayne slowly walks as the strobe lights flash to the beat. Kayne stops at the 1:11 as Kayne screams then charges at the ring enters the ring as the song plays through.
As the opening chords of Carter Burwell’s Legend begin to resonate around the arena, the fans beginning to boo and cheer in earnest. Ruby Marx, Emma Lawrence and Aimee make their way out to the entryway, all wearing designer dresses and being treated to a chorus of boos. Then, as the crowd makes their feelings known stronger, Ron Hamilton steps out, looking at the fans around the arena before they make their way down the aisle.
Bailey Zook:Accompanied by his Entourage. He hails from Whitechapel, London, England, weighing two hundred pounds! “The Legend” Ron Hamilton!
He gives this a wry smile as he steps on to the ramp facing apron, holding the ropes open for his valets in turn before stepping through the ropes himself, making sure to give Bailey a kiss on the back of her hand in a show of respect.
As the bell sounds, Arik runs at Tureos nailing him with repeated stiff forearm strikes. Arik pulls him around lifting him up throwing him down with a snap suplex. Tureos lays on the mat arching his back grimacing in pain. Ron runs at Arik nailing him with a running kick which stuns Arik. Ron kicks Arik repeatedly in his stomach, he grabs him around his head planting him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Ron stands over Arik, he lays flat on his back on the mat. Ron grabs Arik around his head as he sits on the mat, he grabs him nailing him with repeated MMA style knee strikes to his face. Ron pushes him back on the mat. Ron covers him, the referee counts.
Tureos breaks up the count. He pulls Ron to his feet nailing him with a pair of clubbing forearm strikes, which stumbles Ron. Tureos runs at Ron nailing him with a spinning round house kick. Ron falls to the mat, Tureos rises to his feet. Arik runs at Tureos nailing him in the back of his neck with a clothesline, which sends Tureos falling down on the mat. Arik pulls Tureos up to his feet, he grabs Tureos throwing him with a hip toss. Arik turns, Ron moves back to him feet. Arik charges at Ron for a lariat, but he dodges out of the way of the lariat attempt. Ron runs off the ropes, he runs at Arik nailing him with a clothesline which staggers him. Ron turns, Tureos nails him with a running forearm strike which stuns Ron. He grabs him planting him with a DDT.
Barry Sharpe: Tureos with a DDT on Ron Hamilton!
Fred Overstreet: The newcomer looking impressive!
Barry Sharpe: Tureos needs to stay on the attack!
Fred Overstreet: Tureos can’t rest, he still has another person in this match to contend with.
Tureos turns, Arik nails him with a stiff kick which staggers Tureos. He grabs him around his head planting him down with a swinging DDT. Arik rises up to his feet, he plants his boot on Tureos’ throat choking him, the referee calls for a break, but Arik doesn’t break the choke.
Barry Sharpe: Arik Kayne doesn’t break the choke!!
Arik steps back, Ron runs at him nailing him with a knee to his back, he staggers. Ron pulls him around nailing him with a pair of stiff forearm strikes which stuns him. Ron takes Arik’s legs out from under him, he falls back on the mat. Ron grabs him around his legs setting him up for a Boston crab, Arik blocks it. Ron turns, Tureos runs at Ron taking him down with a tackle. Tureos grabs Ron throwing him down to the mat with a belly to belly suplex.
Barry Sharpe: Tureos with a belly to belly suplex!
Fred Overstreet: Tureos with a textbook belly to belly suplex.
Tureos drops down covering Ron, the referee counts.
Arik breaks up the count. Arik pulls Tureos up throwing him out to the ring apron. Airk pulls Ron up to his feet, he sends him to the ropes. Ron runs off the ropes, he runs back at Arik nailing him with a dropkick staggering him. Ron pulls Tureos up, he grabs him around his head planting him down with the Bonded By Blood (DDT). Ron pushes him over, he covers him, the referee counts.
Tureos breaks up the count.
Ron rises up nailing Tureos with stiff forearm strikes. Ron runs off the ropes, he runs back at Tureos, he gets nailed with a Superkick. Ron falls back in to the ropes, he falls out to the ring apron. Tureos turns, Arik nails him across his back with a stiff clubbing shot. He sends him to the ropes, Arik goes for a lariat, Tureos ducks under. Arik turns, Tureos nails him with the Cut Throat (Knife Edge Chop to the throat). Tureos covers him, the referee counts.
Bailey Zook: The winner of this match Tureos!!
Barry Sharpe: Tureos with the win!
Fred Overstreet: Impressive debut for Tureos!
Tureos paces around the ring, when suddenly the lights go out.
Barry Sharpe: What’s going on?
Fred Overstreet: I have no idea.
Silence falls over the arena as Ocote soul sounds – Primavera plays and lights begin to flash on the arena. A picture appears on the video screen.
Tureos stands staring at the picture on the video screen, the lights suddenly go back off, the video cuts off, the lights suddenly come back around. Tureos looks around shocked.
Barry Sharpe: What was all this about?
Fred Overstreet: Maybe Huracán is sending a message?
Barry Sharpe: It appears that is exactly what is going on.